Are you ready, beyotches?

Bitch Slap, director Rick Jacobson’s (“Spartacus: Blood and Sand”) ode to babes, bombs, and boobs, is finally upon us! To further fluff moviegoer excitement, the girls of Bitch Slap (Erin Cummings, America Olivo, Julia Voth) have released the following PSA announcement (courtesy of IGN):

To see more Bitch Slap clips go here and here. To meet sexy Asian costar Kinki click here.

The girls-gone-very-wild actioner opens in limited release tomorrow in Los Angeles, New York, and San Fransisco, but you’re gonna have to do some serious Map Questing to find the following theater locations:

Los Angeles
The Nuart
11272 Santa Monica Boulevard

New York
The Quad
34 West 13th Street

San Francisco
The Lumiere
1572 California Street at Polk

Bitch Slap will also be available on VOD.

Dear Diary,

Though I find the CW’s teen-oriented bloodsucker drama “The Vampire Diaries” to be completely unwatchable, I can’t stop masturbating staring at the photos of its bikini-clad stars Nina Dobrev and Candice Accola frolicking on the beaches of Miami. Does that make me a bad person?

“The Vampire Diaries” airs at 8 p.m. on Thursday nights on the CW. But, if you want to see the starlets in something good, you can check out 20-year-old Dobrev in the 2006 cult classic Repo! The Gentic Opera and 22-year-old Accola in one of 2008’s best horror films: Deadgirl.

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