2010
02.18

Hayden Panettiere Fixes God’s Mistake, Gets Bigger Boobs!

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The Daily Fill is reporting that “Heroes” star Hayden Panettiere has finally fixed God’s mistake and gotten herself a nice big set of boobs. The 20-year-old actress is said to have gone from an A-cup to a C-cup over the Valentine Day weekend.

From The Daily Fill:

Hayden went from an A to a C cup, and she couldn’t be happier. She’s wanted bigger boobs since she was 17, but the time and scheduling were just never right. She finally decided to do it right after the holidays.

Hayden hopes her makeover will land her better parts and finally get her out of that cute, blonde, popular cheerleader stereotype.

If this story proves to be true (fingers crossed, everyone), Panettiere could indeed leave that cute, blonde, cheerleader stereotype behind and step into a more mature stereotype such as the busty, blonde prostitute or the busty, blonde stripper. I applaud this decision and hope Keira Knightley follows suit.

2010
02.18

Tom Felton Wants to Bang ‘Apparition’ Costar Ashley Greene

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Harry Potter star Tom Felton (he plays bully Draco Malfoy) is finally getting to work with some serious trim for a change (sorry, but Emma Watson still looks 11).

The 22-year-old Brit not only gets to play off fashion model Gemma Atkinson’s 34E’s in the upcoming werewolf frightener 13HRS, he is starring opposite Twilight’s Ashley Greene and the topless chick from Friday the 13th in Dark Castle Entertainment’s supernatural thriller Apparition.

Felton expressed his admiration for Greene during an interview with MTV:

She seems like a very, really positive, very, very friendly young lady, in no way at all ‘Hollywood’. You know, I didn’t have any expectations. In no way is she a diva or anything like that. She’s a lovely girl and clearly extremely talented, which excites me to be working with such great young talent.

I’m no limey, but I believe that is British gentleman speak for saying “I’d like to fuck the shit out of her ignorant bones.”

Directed by Todd Lincoln, The Apparition is “based on a true story” and follows the plight of a young married couple tormented by ghosts after a college experiment goes inexplicably wrong. Production on the film begins this month.

2010
02.18

Amanda Seyfried to Play ‘The Girl with the Riding Hood’ for Warner Bros?

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Warner Bros. is eyeballing actress Amanda Seyfried for their romantic re-imaging of the Brothers Grimm’s classic fairy tale “Little Red Riding Hood.” Entitled The Girl with the Red Riding Hood, the film adaptation is produced by Leonardo DiCaprio, written by David Johnson (Orphan), and has Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke attached.

The plot will most likely redefine Red’s relationship with the wolf in a dangerous goth-like love affair similar to that between vampire Edward Cullen and human Bella Swan in the ridiculously successful Twilight Saga.

Seyfried is a good call for the starring role. The pretty blonde actress with the big tits eyes has displayed an attraction to edgier material, notably in last year’s highly underrated frightener Jennifer’s Body and the upcoming psycho-lesbo-thriller Chloe, in which she goes nude as the film’s titular prostitute.

To see Seyfried nude click here. To see kink-fueled images from Chloe go here.

2010
02.18

Robin William’s Daughter Zelda Williams Gets ‘Powder Burns’

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Zelda Williams, the 20-year-old daughter of comedy icon and coke-inhaler Robin Williams, is set to headline Mind Blur Productions’ fact-based murder-spree thriller Powder Burns.

The Mind Blur press release reads:

Ms. Williams will play Emily Tomassini, an intelligent and devoutly religious but headstrong young woman who has been battling her mother and father over her relationship with an older, married health care professional named Philip Newman. After Emily’s spiteful dad, Paul Tomassini, has a violent confrontation with his daughter’s lover, the battles escalate into an all-out war that culminates in Emily and Philip going on a blood-soaked rampage in Emily’s childhood home that leaves four people senselessly slaughtered, including Emily’s parents and younger brother.

I had no idea that Robin Williams (One Hour Photo, Insomnia) had a daughter. I’m happy to see that she’s no where near as hairy as him … well, at least, not in the noticeable areas.

Powder Burns will begin shooting in April.

2010
02.18

Joss Whedon to Document Lonely Virgins in Avatar Body-Paint (Aka: Comic-Con 2010 Fans)

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Producer and geek messiah Joss Whedon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dollhouse) is teaming up with documentary filmmaker Morgan Spurlock (Super Size Me) to capture the lives of hardcore Comic-Con fans … or, in other words, to make the world’s most boring documentary.

A source for the creative duo tells E! Entertainment:

They want to follow people for about three months leading up to this year’s Comic-Con. And then they want to film them there. They’re looking at all types of people.

Personally, I just don’t see how filming a group of fat guys in Avatar body paint not getting laid will make for a good movie.

For those of you with jobs, girlfriends, and/or vaginas, the San Diego Comic-Con is the biggest entertainment convention in the States for fans of comics and sci-fi/fantasy/horror films. The event sells out early every year.

That said. Do you really want to drop $14 to see Ava-tards like this:

2010
02.18

Maggie Grace to Return to ‘LOST’

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“LOST” producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse have confirmed the return of actress Maggie Grace to the island. Grace plays Boone’s bratty sister Shannon, shot and killed by Anna Lucia (Michelle Rodriguez) in season two.

Cuse didn’t reveal much about the leggy 22-year-old’s role in the new season.

He tells Entertainment Weekly:

We’re really excited about having her back on the show, and we have a good story for her.

Harold Perrineau (Michael), Cynthia Watros (Libby), and Rebecca Mader (Charlotte) will also appear during “LOST’s” sixth and final season.