Disney’s Alice in Wonderland Ultimate Fan Event was held Friday night in Los Angeles at the Hollywood and Highland Center. Sponsored by Hot Topic, KIIS-FM, and MySpace, the star-studded event included onstage appearances by director Tim Burton and stars Johnny Depp, Mia Wasikowska, Anne Hathaway, Matt Lucas, Cripin Glover, Michael Sheen, and Helena Bonham Carter.
Sadly, Avril Lavigne was not on hand to perform her new single “Alice (Underground)” from Buena Vista Records’ Almost Alice soundtrack, but the record label’s shitty D-list artists Metro Station, Never Shout Never, 3OH!3, and Kerli were on hand to provide the evening’s musical entertainment.
Alice in Wonderland will be in theaters on March 5. To see a trailer, click here.
Disney’s film adaptation of Ubisoft’s hit video game Prince of Persia: Sands of Time arrives in theaters on May 28, 2010. The fantasy-actioner is directed by Mike Newell (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) and scripted by Jordan Mechner, creator of the Prince of Persia game. Jerry Bruckheimer (Transformers) produces.
The following is a pretty bad-ass three-minute making-of featurette:
Prince of Persia: Sands of Time stars Jake Gyllenhaal (Zodiac, Donnie Darko), Ben Kingsley (Shutter Island, Suspect Zero), Alfred Molina (Spiderman 2, Identity), and Gemma Arterton (Clash of the Titans 2010).
Like most of us with penises, Zachary Loring longed to make sweet, sweet love to Sorority Row star Audrina Patridge’s throat. When the 24-year-old actress ignored his poems, love letters, and outside-the-window loitering (What? No Mariachis?), Loring decided perhaps he’d like to strangle Patridge’s throat instead and sent her violent drawings of women being choked.
Patridge immediately filed a restraining order against Loring in September, citing she was “in fear for her physical safety and emotional well-being.”
Yesterday morning, Loring was arrested outside Patridge’s home. He is being held on $160,000 bail on a felony stalking charge.
Guys, if you’re gonna court women out of your league, stick to the tried-and-true methods: mountains of cash and cocaine. Works every time.
Actor Matt Lanter (Sorority Row, “Star Wars: The Clone Wars”) appears to really have enjoyed his kink-fueled sex scene with “Gossip Girl” Leighton Meester on the set of their new Screen Gems’ thriller The Roommate.
The actor crows to E! Online:
It’s a really exciting love scene. It’s kind of kinky, I’ll tell you that. I think people will really enjoy it. Leighton’s a really cool girl, so it wasn’t really awkward. She’s pretty hot.
The Roommate is an update on the Bridgett Fonda thriller Single White Female and stars Meester as an emotionally unstable college coed obsessed with her dorm-mate, played by Minka Kelly (Devil’s Highway). The film costars Twilight’s Cam Gigandet and “The Vampire Diaries” Katerina Graham.
Sometimes while I peruse the internet in search of Japanese tentacle porn and deals on kitchen appliances, I come across stuff that just makes me laugh.
I was always under the impression that Elle magazine was a sophisticated glamor magazine for women and not the kind of rag you jerk off to in the toilet. Well, judging from its upcoming March 2010 issue featuring slender brunette stunner Olivia Wilde, I was wrong.
The 25-year old star of Disney’s upcoming rebootTron: Legacy and director Jon Favreau’s Cowboys & Aliens strikes some pretty provocative poses, including one on all fours with her ass in the air (pictured above), commonly known as the “Face Down, Ass Up; That’s the Way We Like to Fuck.”
The following photos aren’t as stroke-worthy, but they’ll get you out of a pinch if nothing else is handy.
Terminators and transformers trip the light fantastic in the new sci-fi flavored music video from hip-hop artist the Black Eyed Peas. Over ten minutes in length, “Imma Be Rocking That Body” finds the Peas battling robots and civilians who dare attempt to not rock their bodies to the band’s infectious beats.
Of course, the most rewarding reason to sit through this video is to watch Fergie strut and shake her ass in revealing Barbarella-inspired outfits. The dancing robots are cute, but I’d be more than happy watching the Duchess take a squirt on the floor for 10 minutes.
