2010
03.10

‘Lost Boy’ & Nicole Eggert Fucker Corey Haim Dies at Age 38

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Lost Boy Corey Haim has gone to the big film set in the sky. The 38-year-old actor was found unconscious by his mother this morning in their San Fernando Valley apartment, the victim of an apparent drug overdose.

He was pronounced dead around 2:15 a.m. at Providence Saint Joseph Medical Center in Burbank.

Haim starred (often with friend Corey Feldman) in a number of beloved ’80s classics, including License to Drive, Dream a Little Dream, Lucas, First Born, and, of course, The Lost Boys. Most recently, he played Amy Smart’s redneck, mullet-sporting boyfriend in last year’s actioner Crank: High Voltage.

His horror/thriller creds include Silver Bullet, Watchers, Blown Away, Fever Lake, Without Malice, The Backlot Murders, and 2008’s Lost Boys: The Tribe, in which he reprised his role of vampire-killer Sam Emerson.

Haim’s greatest accomplishment, however, was repeatedly giving the high hard-one to former girlfriend and sometime costar Nicole Eggert (”Charles in Charge”) back when she was young, tight and un-fat.

Every Man Dies. Not Every Man Fucks a 'Baywatch' Babe.

Every Man Dies. Not Every Man Fucks a 'Baywatch' Babe.

Rest in peace, Haim.

2010
03.10

Juno Temple & Olivia Thirlby Are Teen Lesbian Werewolves!

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Juno Temple, the cute cave-chick from Year One, will be scratching at costar Olivia Thirlby’s (United 93) backdoor in director Bradley Rust Gray’s teen-lesbo/werewolf mash-up Jack & Diane. Temple takes the role over from originally cast starlet Ellen Page (Inception).

(UPDATE: LISA MARIE PRESLEY’S HIT FASHION MODEL DAUGHTER REPLACES OLIVIA THIRLBY. SEE PICS HERE)

The synopsis for the film reads:

Jack & Diane meet in New York City and spend the night kissing ferociously. Diane’s charming innocence quickly begins to open Jack’s tough skinned heart. But, when Jack discovers that Diane is leaving the country in a week she tries to push her away. Diane must struggle to keep their love alive while hiding the secret that her newly awakened sexual desire occasionally turns her into a werewolf.

I’m not sure how I feel about lesbian werewolves. I have a feeling the film’s sex scenes could get pretty hairy. Let’s hope Temple and Thirlby play lipstick-lesbian werewolves who practice good hygiene and know their way around a razor.

I am lycan this Olivia Thirlby chick!

I am lycan this Olivia Thirlby chick!

Jack & Diane has been in development hell for over four years. The film is now scheduled to begin shooting in New York City come May.