This is model/actress Kelly Brook leaning against apartment walls in her underwear. But, unlike your slutty knocked-up sister, she is getting paid by some fancy-pants lingerie manufacturer named Ultimo to do so.
You can also see the 30-year-old stunner later this year in Lionsgate long-delayed creature-feature Piranha 3-D. Brook’s additional horror creds include Survival Island, Removal, House of 9, and Ripper.
“Twilight” author Stephenie Meyers announced today on her website that she is not ready to stop earning ridiculous mountains of cash from her vampire empire. On June 5, Meyer’s publishing house Little Brown Books for Young Readers will release “The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner: An Eclipse Novella.”
The 192-page novella centers on the life of newborn vampire Bree Tanner, a character who only appears briefly in the “Eclipse” novel as part of Bella Swan hater Victoria’s army. Meyer’s insists that she thought of the Bree spinoff long before “Twilight” was adapted to the big screen.
She lies through her teeth says:
I never intended to publish this story as a stand-alone book. I began this story a long time ago—before ‘Twilight’ was even released. Back then I was just editing ‘Eclipse,’ and in the thick of my vampire world. I was thinking a lot about the newborns, imagining their side of the story, and one thing led to another. I started writing from Bree’s perspective about those final days, and what it was like to be a newborn.
Hmm. Looks like those crafty Twilight Saga movie producers have found a new way to keep the tween-loved vampire-soap going. Along with splitting Breaking Dawn into two movies, it’s pretty clear we’ll be seeing a Bree Tanner flick in the near future.
I’m gonna say it right now: “novella” will be the new “prequel” in Hollywood. What better way to keep a franchise going?
Studios won’t have to wait as long for an author to turn something in. New characters are pushed to the forefront, allowing for fresh faces to emerge and providing producers an opportunity to save money by not having to bring back all of the original franchise’s cast members. It’s genius.
“The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner: An Eclipse Novella” will be available for purchase on June 5 at 12:01 a.m.
A dollar from all U.S. sales will be donated to the American Red Cross International Response Fund to provide aid to Haiti and Chile. But, if you hate brown people, you can read it for free on BreeTanner.com from June 7-to-July 5.
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse arrives in movie theaters on June 30.
After her horror film The Box was crushed at the box office, actress Cameron Diaz has been forced to consider a supplemental career in the sexy car wash industry. OK … that’s not true. This was just a half-assed excuse to post pics of the leggy starlet in daisy duke shorts. The shots are from her upcoming comedy Bad Teacher.
The Box is now available on DVD and Blu-ray disc. Diaz plays a married woman who is given a mysterious box which holds the ability to provide good fortune for her family at the cost of a stranger’s life.
Diaz’s other horror titles include The Other Sister and My Best Friends Wedding.
Bloggers and people with vaginas never have anything nice to say about “Hills” star Heidi Montag. But, here at Clatto, we are extremely supportive of women who set out to improve themselves through plastic surgery and starvation.
That is why I am thrilled to write about Montag’s plans to produce what could be the greatest horror-comedy of all time, a lifeguard vs. shark 3-D spectacular based on her very own script.
Montag describes the project to People magazine:
I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs. I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!
Finally, someone who knows how to utilize 3-D technology to produce the kind of stuff we want to see!
