2010
03.31

Milla Jovovich & Ali Larter Aim to Thrill in New ‘Resident Evil: Afterlife’ Photos!

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MySpace scored these exclusive images from Sony Screen Gems upcoming sequel Resident Evil: Afterlife. The shots feature series femme-fatal Milla Jovovich (Alice) in gun-toting action and gives us a glimpse at genre babe Ali Larter (Claire Redfield).

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The film’s synopsis reads:

In a world ravaged by a virus infection, turning its victims into the Undead, Alice continues on her journey to find survivors and lead them to safety. Her deadly battle with the Umbrella Corporation reaches new heights, but Alice gets some unexpected help from an old friend.

A new lead that promises a safe haven from the Undead leads them to Los Angeles, but when they arrive the city is overrun by thousands of Undead and Alice and her comrades are about to step into a deadly trap.

Screen Gems will premiere a red band trailer for the film at this weekend’s Wondercon convention in San Francisco, CA. MySpace will debut the trailer online this Saturday at 2:15 p.m. Of course, if I’m awake at that hour, I’ll post the trailer here for y’all as well.

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Resident Evil: Afterlife was shot in 3-D (unlike 2-D-to-3-D conversion) by original Resident Evil director Paul W.S. Anderson. The franchise, based on the bestselling Capcom video game, has grossed over $378 million worldwide.

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Resident Evil: Afterlife 3-D arrives in theaters on Sept. 10.

2010
03.31

Twin Sisters Elise & Electra Avellan Get Wet in ‘The Black Waters of Echo’s Pond’

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Twin sisters Elise and Electra Avellan are set to make a splash in Parallel Media’s upcoming frightner The Black Waters of Echo’s Pond. The film is the first for the Avellan sisters since making their feature film debut in the 2007 Quentin Tarantino/ Robert Rodriguez collaboration Grindhouse (they played the “Crazy Twin Babysitters”).

(Avellan Update: The sisters can also be seen in new red-band ‘Machete’ trailer. Do they go nude? Take a look)

The Black Waters of Echo’s Pond follows a group of nine friends that violently turn against each other after playing a mysterious and ancient game during their holiday on a deserted  island.

The film is directed by Gabriel Bologna and costars Robert Patrick (Terminator 2: Judgement Day), James Duval (Donnie Darko), Mircea Monroe (Tekken), and 32-year-old stunner Danielle Harris (Halloween 2). It opens in theaters on April 9.

There's nothing more beautiful than the bond between twin sisters.

There's nothing more beautiful than the bond between twin sisters.

Coincidentally, The Black Waters of Echo’s Pond is exactly what I call the toilet at my local Applebees.

2010
03.31

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Fuck James Cameron. Horror director Alexandre Aja truly knows what 3-D should be used for: boobs and blood. The man behind Dimension Films’ eagerly anticipated creature-feature Piranha 3-D wants moviegoers to know that his film is a technically updated throwback to to the sensationalistic 3-D films many of us grew up with.

He tells MTV:

The biggest thing for the fans is going to be the big spring-break wet T-shirt contest, where we have thousands of spring-break groups on the water and the party has its climax when the piranhas come and start attacking everyone. It’s almost 25 minutes of a huge massacre, and it’s really insane.

I think we broke all the records in the manner of blood used. I don’t remember the exact number, but we passed ‘Kill Bill.

I understand why James Cameron in Avatar didn’t want to make the 3-D gimmicky, and he was right. But we are making a piranha-attacking-spring-break movie, so we are going to go for the huge on-the-screen effects and fish attacking the audience.

If this 3-D craze is going to be worth the recently announced theater price hike, Hollywood needs to support visionaries like Aja, Drive Angry’s Patrick Lussier, and Heidi Montag.

Piranha 3-D stars Elisabeth Shue, Ving Rhames, Jerry O’Connell, Eli Roth, Christopher Lloyd, Richard Dreyfuss, Dina Meyer, porn star Riley Steele, and the gorgeous Kelly Brook. The film arrives in theaters on August 27.

2010
03.31

Scarlett Johansson and Her Right Boob Sex-Up New Iron Man 2 Poster!

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To ensure that 13-year-old fan boys and 40-year-old virgins don’t hurt themselves while feverishly admiring Iron Man 2 sex-pot Scarlett Johansson in the film’s new poster, Marvel Entertainment have decided to only show half of the gorgeous blonde’s redhead’s body.

The poster showcases Johansson as the Black Widow and was printed exclusively for this weekend’s Wondercon convention in San Francisco, Ca (pick yours up at booth #242).

Iron Man 2 is directed by Jon Favreau and costars Robert Downy Jr.Mickey Rourke, Samuel Jackson, Don Cheadle, and—the now completely overshadowed—Gwyneth Paltrow. The film flies into theaters on May 7.