OK, so it’s April Fool’s Day. If you’ve been surfing the web, you’ve probably been mislead and pranked while searching out juicy Hollywood gossip and interracial gang-bang scenes. But, relax, you’re at Clatto now. Here, we laugh at other people’s misfortunes.

It is in that spirit that I am posting the following two videos. You may have seen them before, but they are classic examples of fucked up pranks.

The first made its way around the net back around Christmas time and shows you why so many black people grow up to be so damn angry.

Check it out:

This next vid is especially brutal because we all know how bad it sucks to be poor (see clip above lol). Take a look at some asshats as they trick their buddy into thinking he won the lottery:

Happy April Fool’s. don’t get punked.

Ashley Jones plays waitress/shape-shifter Daphne Landry on HBO’s hit vampire series “True Blood.” But, the 33-year-old actress almost missed out on the career-making part due to an inexplicable fear of nudity. Fortunately, the need for rent money helped her get over those pesky self-respect issues.

She tells FHM U.K.:

When we got down to the final auditions I thought I wouldn’t get the part as the other two girls I was up against said they were okay with the nudity and I wasn’t comfortable in getting everything out.

But luckily they went with me, it just meant that I had sign off on the nakedness. I was fine with being shot from the back and showing a bit of butt, but I got to see each shot and could veto anything I didn’t like.

Way to flip-flop there, Ashley! But, hey, whatever gets you to drop trou is a good thing.

Jones can be seen in the May issue of FHM U.K. magazine.

Take a peek:

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The internet was aflutter this week with news that Megan Fox was to step into Angelina Jolie’s shorts to play video-game-heroine-turned-action-movie-bad-ass Lara Croft. Unfortunately for all our cocks, Fox has reportedly turned down the part (rumors say she’s tired of ongoing comparisons to Jolie).

But, don’t despair! A new hope has arrived!

Tabloid sensation and “Hills” star Heidi Montag has announced her interest in playing a bustier and blonder version of Lara Croft.

She tweets:

I want to be blonde Tomb Raider, I’m better with guns then both Angelina and Megan Fox put together!

By guns, I’m guessing she is referring to her new triple-D’s. Sadly, I doubt producers will hang a potentially lucrative franchise on Montag’s nips. But, that’s OK. I’m just hoping she manages to get her 3-D boobs vs. shark screenplay made.

‘True Blood” star Anna Paquin alludes to having carpet-munched at some point in her life during a PSA for Cyndi Lauper’s Give a Damn project, an online campaign designed to remind us to stop beating up gay people.

Paquin says in the spot:

I’m bisexual and I give a damn because one hate crime is committed approximately every hour of every day in this country.

The announcement comes as a surprise being that Paquin is engaged to “True Blood” costar and love-interest Stephen Moyer.

Understandably, the Oscar-winner’s declaration has eclipsed the PSA’s anti-discrimination message in favor of speculation over whose muff Paquin has dived into (The Give a Damn website has been down due to overwhelming interest).

The campaign also features some of Hollywood’s more obvious and less attractive turd-stealers and clam-smackers, including Elton John, Clay Aiken, Cynthia Nixon, Whoopi Goldberg, and Wanda Sykes.

British actor Alex Pettyfer is currently in negotiations to headline the Steven Spielberg/Michael Bay produced sci-fi actioner I Am Number Four. The film is an adaptation of the upcoming HarperCollins young-adult novel of the same name written by James Frey (”A Million Little Pieces”) and Jobie Hughes.

I Am Number Four follows nine aliens taking refuge on earth after their planet is destroyed by a rival species. Pettyfer’s role would be that of John Smith, an alien living incognito as a human high school student in Paradise, Ohio up until he’s discovered by his alien enemies.

DJ Caruso (Disturbia, Taking Lives) directs from a screenplay by “Smallville” creators Al Gough and Miles Millar. Dreamworks has set a Feb. 18, 2011 release date.

Pettyfer made his American movie debut in CBS Film’s upcoming “Beauty and the Beast” retelling Beastly, costarring Vanessa Hudgens, Mary-Kate Olson, and Neil Patrick Harris.