Model and sometime actress Adrianne Curry is just begging for a football to the nose from her uptight hubby Christopher Knight (aka: Peter Brady).

A month after posting photos of herself cooking in a thong on Twitter, Curry is once again showing off her stunning bod in a series of shots that find her lying half-naked in bed and in Clockwork Orange and Fifth Element garb.

Curry is best known for being “America’s Next Top Model’s” first winner and playing World of Warcraft nude. She also starred in the 2006 horror flick Fallen Angels.

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Aliens. Why did it have to be aliens?

Harrison Ford has signed on to star in director Jon Favreau’s (Iron Man) adaptation of Scott Mitchell Rosenberg’s graphic novel Cowboys & Aliens.

Favreau tweeted the news today:

Please stop asking if Harrison Ford is in Cowboys & Aliens. Okay? He is. Please don’t tell anybody.

Set in the mid 19th century, Cowboys & Aliens follows gunslinger Zeke Jackson (Daniel Craig) and Ella Verity (Olivia Wilde) as they set out to stop an alien race from enslaving humankind.

“LOST” co-creator Damon Lindelof wrote the script with his go-to collaborators Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci. Steven Spielberg, Ron Howard and Brian Grazer serve as producers.

Cowboys & Aliens goes into production in July. No word on what part Ford will play in the film.

Glamor model Danielle Lloyd goes from beauty-queen to scream-queen in director Alexander Williams’ straight-to-DVD slasher Cut. The film marks Lloyd’s feature film debut.

Unfortunately for those of us with penises, the 26-year-old stunner is killed off within the first five minutes of the film. Yes, that was a spoiler. Here’s another: Don’t expect to see the busty Brit topless.

Williams inexplicably fails to make Cut a much deserved showcase for Lloyd’s jaw-dropping 32-E’s and, instead, focuses his energy on a boring shot-in-one-continuous-take gimmick.

The movie’s plot revolves around five friends trapped in a cottage by evil clowns lurking in the woods (WTF?). The film costars Gremlins’ Zach Galligan, Michael Socha, Eden Watson, River George, and Laurie Brewster.

Lloyd is a former Miss England and Miss Great Britain. She lost the latter title in 2006 after posing nude for Playboy.

The following year she appeared in Britain’s “Celebrity Big Brother” program and was criticized for making funny-as-fuck racially insensitive cracks about Indian and Chinese people. The controversy cost her a handful of lucrative modeling contracts, including campaigns with urban-fashion house Rocawear.

Today, Lloyd is a fixture in British “lad” mags and continues to bring happiness and wonder to fans of big tatas. Cut is available now.

Photos courtesy of Nuts.