2010
04.11

Mischa Barton Wants Bathroom Sex in ‘Homecoming’ Clip!

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Mischa Barton (”The O.C.”) plays the part of psycho-bitch in director Morgan J. Freeman’s straight-to-DVD thriller Homecoming, available April 20 from Paramount Home Entertainment.

The DVD hit Canada back in March so clips from the flick have hit the web, three of which I am posting here for your viewing pleasure. The first finds Barton strutting around in bra and panties before heading out to score some bathroom sex.

Check it out:

OK, to better understand what’s going on, I give you the film’s synopsis:

Mike (Matt Long) was the star quarterback in a small town where football is everything. After receiving a scholarship to Northwestern University, he returns home over Christmas break and everyone is surprised to see him with a new girlfriend, Elizabeth (Jessica Stroupe), a pretty rich girl from Chicago.

No one is more shocked than Mike’s homecoming queen ex-girlfriend Shelly (Barton), who desperately wants Elizabeth out of the picture. After a freak accident leaves Elizabeth at the mercy of Shelby, all hell breaks loose as Shelby does everything it takes to get Mike back.

The following clip is very Misery.

Take a look:

Horror fans may recognize Jessica Stroupe from 2008’s Prom Night remake. The 23-year-old stunner has also starred in The Hills Have Eyes 2, Left in Darkness, Pray for Morning, and Vampire Bats.

In this clip, she attempts to escape from Shelby:

2010
04.11

Melissa George Wants to Show You ‘A Lonely Place to Die’

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Melissa George is set to headline director Julian Gilbey’s cat-and-mouse survival flick A Lonely Place to Die (formerly entitled The Grave at Angel’s Peak). The Australian actress is one of those hot—but unknown—babes you always wait to see identified during the end credits of a movie.

Unfortunately, if you’re like me, by the time you get home to look her up on IMDB … you’ve forgotten her name and will never get a chance to masturbate to enjoy her previous work.

But, don’t worry, I’m here to help.

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George can be seen (often in the buff) in plenty of horror flicks, including Triangle, David Slade’s 30 Days of Night, the highly underrated Turistas, 2005’s The Amityville Horror remake, and the 1998 cult classic Dark City.

A Lonely Place to Die finds George and her friends attempting to rescue a young Serbian girl from capture during what was supposed to be a fun mountain-hiking trip in the Scottish Highlands. Along with dodging the girl’s kidnappers, George and crew must also face off against mercenaries paid by the girl’s father to find her and kill anyone who gets in their way.

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Production on the film begins this summer.

2010
04.11

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Those of you who watch movies with your hands down your pants have never had anything nice to say about actress Hilary Swank’s looks. Regardless, I find the two-time Oscar winner to be kinda sexy when she lets her hair down for a role.

Sure, she’s a bit toothy. Oddly enough, I always thought Bugs Bunny looked kinda cute when in drag so it sort of works out good for me. But, hey, check Swank out for yourself in this leaked trailer for Hammer Films’ upcoming thriller The Resident:

The Resident stars Swank as Dr. Juliet Dermer, a tenant who suspects her landlord is stalking her. Watchman’s Jeffrey Dean plays the creepy super.

The film is the first of many projects being developed by Hammer Films as part of their return to producing high-profile horror. The old-school studio is also producing a remake of the 2008 Swedish vampire flick Let the Right One In with Overture Films.

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Hammer was founded in 1934 and is home to such classic titles as The Curse of Frankenstein (1957), Dracula (1958), and To the Devil a Daughter (1976).