Sometimes, while seeking out stereo equipment and interracial porn on the web, I come across fashion sites that rate what celebrities are wearing. To my surprise, the actresses that wear skimpy outfits always end up earning a D- or an F grade, while fat chicks in hefty bags score high marks. WTF?
Former “Sweet Valley High” star Brittany Daniel is the latest actress to put a bee in fashionistas’ bonnets. The 34-year-old blonde attended the BET Awards decked out in what appears to be Cenobite couture. Sure, a mini cocktail dress sans panties would have gone over just as well, but I applaud the moxie!
Daniel is just one of the many hot actresses set to star in Colin and Greg Strause’s (Aliens vs. Predators: Requiem) upcoming sci-fi thriller Skyline. Her creds include The Hamiltons, Rampage: The Hillside Strangler Murders, and the horror-comedy Club Dred.
Warner Bros. has released the first official trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the last entry in the beloved blockbuster saga. The film is being split in two with the first part set to hit theaters on Nov. 19 and the second on July 15, 2011.
Take a peek:
If like me, you nodded off during last year’s snoozefest Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, the following synopsis for the Deathly Hallows part one should bring you up to speed:
Part 1 begins as Harry, Ron, and Hermione set out on their perilous mission to track down and destroy the secret to Voldemort’s immortality and destruction—the Horcruxes. On their own, without the guidance of their professors or the protection of Professor Dumbledore, the three friends must now rely on one another more than ever. But there are Dark Forces in their midst that threaten to tear them apart.
Meanwhile, the wizarding world has become a dangerous place for all enemies of the Dark Lord. The long-feared war has begun and Voldemort’s Death Eaters seize control of the Ministry of Magic and even Hogwarts, terrorizing and arresting anyone who might oppose them. But the one prize they still seek is the one most valuable to Voldemort: Harry Potter. The Chosen One has become the hunted one as the Death Eaters search for Harry with orders to bring him to Voldemort…alive.
Harry’s only hope is to find the Horcruxes before Voldemort finds him. But as he searches for clues, he uncovers an old and almost forgotten tale—the legend of the Deathly Hallows. And if the legend turns out to be true, it could give Voldemort the ultimate power he seeks.
Little does Harry know that his future has already been decided by his past when, on that fateful day, he became “the Boy Who Lived.” No longer just a boy, Harry Potter is drawing ever closer to the task for which he has been preparing since the day he first stepped into Hogwarts: the ultimate battle with Voldemort.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is directed by David Yates and will arrive in theaters in 3-D, 3-D IMAX, and in standard save-yourself-five-bucks 2-D.
To read about Universal Studios Orlando’s new Wizarding World of Harry Potter, go here and here.
New Films International is giving director Deon Taylor’s upcoming indie-slasher Chain Letter a limited theatrical release on Aug. 6 in the cities of Los Angeles, New York , Chicago, Houston, Detroit, and Atlanta.
Chain Letter stars Nikki Reed (The Twilight Saga) as Jesse Campbell, a popular student whose friends are systematically murdered by the Chain Man when they fail to pass along a chain email. The film costars Betsy Russell (Saw 6), Cherilyn Wilson (The Roomate), Keith David (Coraline), and Brad Dourif (Halloween 2).
While it’s great to know that this long-delayed frightener will soon hit theaters, I fear that those cities not included in the limited engagement are now in for years of bad luck.
Fortunately for our balls, photos of the curvy Brit frolicking in Barbados surfaced this weekend. The shots feature Brook catching some rays on the sand, taking a dip in the ocean, canoeing with girlfriends, and, of course, tugging her bikini bottom out of her tush (pictured above).
If the wholesomeness of these pics offend you, go here to see Kelly butt-nekid!
