British actress Gemma Arterton was recently photographed in a bikini while on holiday at the beach. The 24-year old starlet caught some sun and fun on a boat with a guy who isn’t nearly as cool as you.

But, don’t feel bad.

Chances are she spent all day talking about her work in Clash of the Titans and Prince of Persia: Sands of Time—just going on-and-on about Sam Worthington’s rugged good looks and Jake Gyllenhaal’s hair.

Who am I kidding? That dude totally got some Arterton nookie … and by nookie I mean anal sex and the kind of sexual high jinks seen in her erotically-charged abduction thriller The Disappearance of Alice Creed.

It’s OK. Go on and cry over the photos:

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Mexican actress Patty Navidad is best known in Latin America for her starring roles in a string of Spanish soaps including “La Fea Mas Bella,” which was adapted for American TV as ABC’s half-hour comedy “Ugly Betty.”

So, what is she doing on your beloved Clatto?

Well, aside from the fact that many of these posts are written by my penis (it majored in English Lit at UCLA), Navidad starred in an episode of Univison’s “Mujeres Asesinas,” Mexican producer Pedro Torres procedural about bloodthirsty, homicidal women that kill over feelings of scorn, jealousy, greed, fear, and/or pure evil.

A cross between “Desperate Housewives” and “CSI,” the show is on its second season and features many of Latin America’s sexiest starlets.

Navidad (which translates to mean Christmas) is featured in the September issue of H: Para Hombres magazine. Below, you’ll find some of the more provocative shots from the layout.

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