Good news for porn fans in committed relationships. You won’t have to slip any Lunesta pills into your girl’s hot cocoa to catch a eyeful of AVN Award-winning cock-socket (it’s an industry term of endearment I hear) Tori Black. The 22-year-old star of Cum Coat My Throat 4 and Black Up In Her has been cast as the female lead in Breaking Glass Pictures’ werewolf frightener Half Moon, available on DVD on March 1.

The film’s official synopsis (in case your wife asks):

Half Moon is the story of Rose, a down-on-her-luck prostitute who’s short on cash. When she hears of a mysterious client named Jacob who pays a large sum of money for one night in a hotel, she goes against her better judgment and takes the assignment.

At the hotel, Jacob proves to be a strange client: he’s willing to pay up front, and is more interested in honest conversation than anything else. Then, just as Rose begins to feel at ease, she learns that Jacob is about to undergo a transformation by the light of the full moon – and she’s about find herself trapped in close quarters with a terrifying monster.

Now, just don’t let your old lady catch you playing pocket pool during the flick.

Disney has released the first official trailer for its highly anticipated sequel Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, arriving in theaters on May 20. Directed by Rob Marshall, the film follows Captain Jack Sparrow’s quest to find the Fountain of Youth.

The trailer provides a look at “Deadwood’s” Ian McShane as the notorious pirate Blackbeard and Penelope Cruz as his daughter Angelica. More interestingly, however, to those of us with penises is the peek at the  naturally and amply endowed sirens out to seduce Sparrow, namely French actress Astrid Berges-Frisbey and Australian model-turned-actress Gemma Ward.

(UPDATE: SEE WHAT MERMAID ANTOINETTE NIKPRELAJ IS UP TO NOW)

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