Columbia Pictures has released the first official trailer for David Fincher’s much buzzed-about adaptation of late Swedish author Stieg Larsson’s bestselling novel “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.” The thriller stars Rooney Mara as hacker-punk Lisbeth Salander and Daniel Craig as journalist Mikael Blomkvist.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley makes her acting debut next month in a little film called Transformers: Dark of the Moon. To promote the flick, she’s allowed British GQ to photograph her vagina … sort of. I mean, you don’t really see it, but you know it’s like right there. Just look at it. It’s … it’s … it’s more than meets the eye.
The 24-year-old Victoria’s Secret model strikes a number of revealing poses in the magazine’s July issue. She also talks about the hardships of growing up beautiful while surrounded by ugly people in an exclusive interview. You can buy the mag on June 2.
While looking up interracial lesbian porn and hot chili recipes online today, I came upon a trailer for Chilean director Patricio Vallardes incest-fueled survival thriller En Las Afueras de La Ciudad (gringo translation: Hidden in the Woods).
The synopsis reads:
Ana and Anny are two sisters whom have been raised in isolation, under the atrocity of drug dealing and the incestuous obsession of their grim father. Finally fed up with the abuse, the girls call the police and he’s put in jail, but not before killing two of the officers.
Free from their father, they now have to escape from Tío Costello, the local drug lord, who’s trying to recover a large amount of drugs hidden deep within the woods.
Produced by Vallastudio Films, the intense “horror-drama” stars busty starlets Carolina Escobar (pictured above) and Siboney Lo (”Playa Salvaje”) in a story inspired by true events. The film has yet to secure U.S. distribution, but will open in Chili in October.
Someone get Lionsgate on the phone! Looks like the studio may have pulled the plug on the SAW franchise a little too soon.
German slingshot innovator and maniac Jörg Sprave Dankung has created a weapon that can fling circular saw blades across the air. If that doesn’t beg for John Kramer’s return, then my name isn’t Laramore.
Judging by the pics, looks like we missed out on something really stroke-able special. Sure, Hollywood insiders claim the pilot was crap. But, with the glaring lack of scantily-clad female role models on TV, I just feel we did little girls everywhere a big disservice.
Regardless, here’s hoping we soon get a look at Elizabeth Hurley as Wonder Woman’s archenemy Veronica Cale.
Sad news for fans of large breasts and crime procedurals: Deadline is reporting that Rachel Nichols will not be returning to the hit CBS series “Criminal Minds” this fall. The network has opted to bring back original recurring Paget Brewster instead.
Nichols, who played FBI Agent Ashley Seager, a profiler with giant breasts whose family history with a serial killer led to her participation in a case with the bureau’s Behavioral Analysis Unit at Quantico, was originally brought in last season to fill in the heels and sexy pantsuit left behind by regular A.J. Cook.
Unfortunately, with Brewster and Cook both returning to the show this year—thanks in part to fan-driven campaigns—Nichols was shit out of luck come contract renewal time.
But, don’t go mailing off any anthrax-riddled packages to the idiots at CBS. Nichols is doing pretty damn good regardless. The 30-year-old model-turned-actress will be seen this summer kicking Rose McGowan’s ass in Lionsgate’s Conan the barbarian remake.