2011
10.15

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Bollywood starlet Mallika Sherawat plays a serpent-woman known in Eastern folklore as the Nagin in the Jennifer Lynch-directed creature-feature Hisss. The film, which wrapped last year, was meant to introduce the gorgeous 34-year-old—considered the Marilyn Monroe of India—to American audiences, but never locked distribution.

Earlier this year, Lynch (daughter of David Lynch and director of Boxing Helena and 2008’s exceptional serial killer drama Surveillance) expressed her dissatisfaction with the producers of the film and revealed that she had been booted from the editing room and had no idea what the final cut of the movie now looks like.

Well, I’ve got some good news for Lynch and those who are still eager to see Sherawat slithering around half-naked and swallowing men whole: Hisss is now available for rent at all Redbox kiosks. Sure you may have to jump over hobos and/or risk getting mugged by a guy in a Tony Montana tee, but it’ll only cost you a dollar to peep the flick.

Sherawat’s snake-woman made Clatto’s list of The 11 Sexiest Maneater Babes in Horror/Sci-fi.

2011
10.15

Who Wants to See ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Star Marion Cotillard Topless?

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Dark Knight Rises star Marion Cotillard was photographed swimming topless on the set of her new film Rust and Bone, a French drama based on a book about amputees and orcas—and no, the whales don’t terrorize and kill bikini-clad beach goers.

Nonetheless, Cotillard has earned a place on this blog thanks to her recent work in Steven Soderbergh’s viral outbreak thriller Contagion and Christopher Nolan’s Inception. The 36-year-old looker is also staring in Nolan’s Dark Knight Rises as Talia al Ghul, daughter of villain Ra’s al Ghul and Batman love interest.

So, you see, there’s no need to feel like your favorite little horror blog has sold out its principles for a quick spike in traffic. Just sit back and enjoy the insanely large Oscar-winning areolas pictured below and here.

2011
10.15

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Filmmakers David Buchert and Chris St. Croix have released a NSFW (boobies! hurray!) trailer for the first two 25-minute episodes of their upcoming anthology series Night Terrors. First up is Croix’s “The Keeper,” an impressive stylized monster feature set in what appears to be a small town ruffian bar.

It’s followed by Buchert’s “Dummy,” a cat-and-mouse slasher that introduces what has got to be one of horror’s most creepiest masked killers. It also gives us a peek at sexy newcomer Olivia Bishop, who appears to spend most of her screen time on the run, clad only in her bra and panties (again … hurray!).

“The Keeper” and “The Dummy” are slated for release in November and December, respectively. No word on what format the episodes will be made available, but you can stay informed by visiting the film’s official YouTube page and its Facebook.

Peep the naked, violent fun:

2011
10.15

‘Hostel 3’ Warns Us: What Stays in Vegas, Dies in Vegas!

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Sony Pictures has set a Dec. 27 Unrated-DVD release date for Hostel 3, the second sequel to Eli Roth’s 2006 masterpiece. Directed by Scott Spiegel (executive producer on Hostel 1 & 2) from a script by Michael Weiss (Journey to the Center of the Earth), the plot follows four friends lured away from a Vegas bachelor party by two sexy escorts, who inadvertently deliver them to the Elite Hunting Club.

Peep it:

Hostel 3 stars Thomas Kretschmann (“The River”), John Hensley (the son on “Nip/Tuck”), Kip Pardue (Remember the Titans), Skyler Stone (Rules of Attraction), Chris Coy (“True Blood”), Sarah Habel (The Butterfly Effect 3: Revelations), and hottie model/actress Kelly Thiebaud (“The Secret Life of the American Teenager”).

While I’m still disappointed by Roth’s lack of involvement in the project, I’m totally digging the trailer. What made the first two Hostel films especially frightening to me was the knowledge that—like the characters—I too could be led to a wretched death by my penis. Setting the new sequel in Vegas amidst gorgeous butt-shaking strippers only helps to bring the horror closer to home!

I do hope that the Hostel franchise will continue and I like the idea of visiting Elite Hunting Clubs around the world in debauched tourist-trap cities such as New Orleans, Ibiza, Bangkok, Tokyo, Rio de Janeiro and Tijuana (two words: donkey show).

2011
10.15

Rose McGowan’s Paperboy Is Bad News in ‘Rosewood Lane’

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Jeepers Creepers director and convicted child molester Victor Salva has definitely had his share of kid-related troubles so it comes as no surprise that the monster in his new film Rosewood Lane, his first in five years, is a teenage paperboy (Daniel Ross) with a proclivity for nursery rhymes and stalking.

Shot in Los Angeles, the thriller stars Rose McGowan as a talk-radio shrink who moves back into her childhood home only to find herself terrorized by the paperboy who tormented her father up until his death. Costars include Ray Wise (“Twin Peaks”), Lin Shaye (Insidious) and Lauren Vélez (Captain LaGuerta on “Dexter”).

Rosewood Lane will have its premiere this weekend at Screamfest LA.

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