2012
01.29

Anyone Can Be Killed Promises New ‘Game of Thrones’ Trailer!

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After a number of teases, HBO has now released a proper trailer for season two of its acclaimed fantasy series “Game of Thrones.” The one-minute-plus clip features exciting new footage that hints at good and very bad things to come.

“Game of Thrones” season two premieres on April 1st. The show will consist of 10 episodes spanning the length of the book “A Clash of Kings,” the second volume in author  George R.R. Martin’s popular book series “A Song of Ice and Fire.”

Peep it:

2012
01.29

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As German warrior princess Saxa on the Starz series “Spartacus: Vengeance,” Ellen Hollman is free to live as wild as she sees fit. But, in Italian director Enrico Clerico Nasino’s new psychological frightener True Love, indiscretions could get her and her loved ones hurt.

True Love follows twenty-something newlyweds Kate and Jack as they’re abducted, separated, and kept in locked rooms where they’re forced to watch surveillance footage of their lives together and made to answer emotionally explosive questions about their relationship.

Horror fans may recognize Hollman from her role as doomed med-school student Ivy in director David R. Ellis’ (Shark Night 3-D) 2008 slasher Asylum. The 28-year-old stunner can also be seen in the truly frightening Roadhouse 2: Last Call.

2012
01.29

Ian Somerhalder Will Bring Cat Killers to Justice!

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Jacob Burris, campaign manager for Arkansas Democratic congressional candidate Ken Aden, was the victim of political terrorism this week when he discovered his family’s cat slain and desecrated with the word “liberal” painted on its carcass.

Authorities don’t have any leads in the case, but “Vampire Diaries” heartthrob Ian Somerhalder has vowed to have the culprits caught and brought to justice (that thud you just heard was the sound of millions of panties hitting the ground).

Somerhalder tweets:

IF police do not or will not find party/parties responsible,I will start a PRIVATE INVESTIGATION into the matter. I sure many of you agree. One thing though—before I go into Mystic Fallsland. This kitty killed in Arkansas with LIBERAL scribed on it’s fur. THIS IS NOT OAKY (CONT).

let me know what you think… Lets get to the bottom of it. Whom ever it is should be prosecuted to full extent of law.

While I object to animal cruelty and applaud Somerhalder’s efforts to find the cat murderers, I do hope this serves as a wake up call to all pets harboring a political agenda: Keep your pro-choice and health care reform ideas to yourself!

Seriously, this is why I don’t line my parakeet’s cage with newspaper anymore. Keeps them from getting smart and plotting against me and my government (see AnimalsHateUs).