Bees and wasps are scary. Everyone knows that; everyone has seen it or experienced it. One of those fuckers gets too close and arms start flailing, feet get to running and “Oh, shit” is shouted repeatedly until a straw and pond can be found for safety.
Knowing that, there really is no reason for the wasps in director Joe Knee’s Dragon Wasps to be the size of helicopters and to breath fire. It’s overkill. You’re average bee can cause the exact same panic. Nonetheless, the creature-feature looks fun and stars Expendables 2 hottie Nikolette Noel.
That’s all the buzz I need. Movie hits DVD on Sept. 24.
For more than a year now, Clatto has been reporting on horror, sci-fi and fantasy. It’s what we do and what we love. But, sometimes, life gets very serious and you have to set aside entertainment to deal with the things that truly matter most to us as a society.
With that in mind, Clatto is taking this moment to post about such an occurrence: Sofia Vergara revealed this month in Allure that her breasts are a size 32F and that she weighs 130-lbs. Yes, take a moment to masturbate reflect on those stats.
Vergara, best known for her Emmy-nominated role as trophy-wife Gloria Delgado-Pritchett on ABC’s “Modern Family,” will soon be seen as leather-clad femme fatal Madam Desdemona in Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills, a sequel to the director’s 2010 grind-house actioner Machete.
A slew of images from Dark Castle Entertainment’s The Apparition are now online. The ghost story stars Ashley Greene (Twilight Saga) and Sebastian Stan (Black Swan) as a young couple haunted by an evil specter released during an ill-fated parapsychology experiment conducted at their university.
The film is writer/director Todd Lincoln’s feature film debut and costars Tom Felton (Harry Potter) as a supernatural expert and Julianna Guill (Friday the 13th) as a hot chick with big boobs. It appears in theaters on Aug. 24.