Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Academy Award-winning director Barry Levinson and newbie writer Michael Wallach give us The Bay, a found-footage frightener about water-bred parasitic invaders that consume human inside out.
Peep it:
The film’s synopsis reads:
The quaint seaside town of Chesapeake Bay thrives on water; it is the lifeblood of the community. When two biological researchers from France find a staggering level of toxicity in the water, they attempt to alert the mayor, but he refuses to create a panic in the docile town.
As a result, a deadly plague is unleashed, turning the people of Chesapeake Bay into hosts for a mutant breed of parasites that take control of their minds, and eventually their bodies.
A cross between Jaws and Animal Planet’s “Monsters Inside Me,” the film stars Kristen Connolly (Cabin in the Woods), Kether Donohue (Pitch Perfect), Lauren Cohn (The Hitcher), Will Rogers (Nancy, Please), Stephen Kunken (Wolf of Wall Street), Frank Deal (Bourne Legacy) and Jane McNeill (“The Walking Dead”).
Roadside Attractions will release The Bay in theaters and VOD on Nov. 2
London’s Film4 Frightfest stirred up some controversy this year when it ran an anti-theater texting PSA in which a movie patron stabs a woman in the back of the head and then proceeds to rape the gaping wound after she rudely refuses to shut off her phone.
Now, I’m as much a fan of sexualized violence as the next degenerate, but this PSA—shown during a screening of Maniac—does seem a little over the top in its misogyny… then again, people that text and fiddle with their smartphones during movies do deserve a dick in the head, a big black dick.
For that reason (and the cum in the mouth is kinda hot)… I’ll allow it.
By Eddie Muertos on September 8th, 2012 at 1:51 pm
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Gemma Arterton (Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters) and Saoirse Ronan (Hanna) star in Oscar winning director Neil Jordan’s (Interview with the Vampire) new vampire frightener Byzantium. Written by Jane Eyre scribe Moira Buffini, the film details the lives of a mother/daughter bloodsucking team.
The film’s synopsis reads:
Two mysterious women seek refuge in a run-down coastal resort. Clara (Arterton) meets lonely Noel, who provides shelter in his deserted guesthouse, Byzantium.
Schoolgirl Eleanor (Ronan) befriends Frank and tells him their lethal secret. They were born 200 years ago and survive on human blood. As knowledge of their secret spreads, their past catches up on them with deathly consequence.
Heather Locklear has joined the cast of Dimension Films’ Scary Movie 5. If you’re too young to know who that is, ask your dad’s penis. It will regale you with stories of short, breath-taking Amanda Woodward power skirts, tight Caitlin Moore pencil skirts, clingy Sammy Jo gowns and skintight Stacy Sheridan uniforms.
Directed by Malcolm Lee (Undercover Brother) and co-written by Zucker, the horror-comedy spoofs Darren Aronofsky’s 2010 Oscar-nominated film Black Swan. Locklear will step into the looney mom role played by Barbara Hershey in Aronofsky’s film.
Locklear’s costars include Lindsay Lohan (Machete), Charlie Sheen (Machete Kills), Terry Crews (The Expendables), Marisa Saks (“Entourage”), Erica Ash (“MADTV”), Simon Rex (Scary Movie 4), Molly Shannon (“Saturday Night Live”) and Ashley Tisdale (High School Musical) in the Natalie Portman role.
Scary Movie 5 arrives in theaters on April 19, 2013.
Lorraine Nicholson (Soul Surfer), the 22-year-old daughter of Hollywood icon Jack Nicholson, costars in The Cottage. The film follows a financially strapped suburban couple (Kristen Dalton, Victor Browne) as they’re tormented by the romance novelist (David Arquette) renting the cottage behind their house.
The Cottage is directed by Chris Jaymes from a script by Nick Antosca and costars Morissa O’Mara (Machine Head), Alana O’Mara (Machine Head), Rome Shadanloo (Cougars Inc.) and Bellamy Young (“Criminal Minds”). It arrives on DVD on Oct. 9.
