2013
03.02

Actress/Model Nina Bergman Is ‘Wonder Woman’… Sort of

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Hollywood stuntman Jesse V. Johnson is looking for a gig that doesn’t involve being lit on fire or kicked in the balls (aren’t we all). Looking to helm a major studio project, Johnson—who has directed a string of indie actioners—has shot a proof of concept trailer for his take on DC Comics’ Wonder Woman.

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Johnson tells LatinoReview:

It was my manager / producing partner Kailey Marsh’s idea to shoot the trailer.  She really believes I should be a studio director, and thought shooting Wonder Woman would be a great way to show off my skills in a fun way that people could get excited about.

The trailer was produced for some $3,500 and finds Wonder Woman high-kicking the shit out of Nazis. Sporting the iconic golden tiara and star-spangled Underoos is Danish stunner Nina Bergman. The concept poster (posted above) was created by Robert Sebree.

2013
03.02

Jena Malone Is Haunted by Horny Ghosts in ‘Angelica’

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Jena Malone is set to star in Teeth director Mitchell Lichtenstein’s Angelica, a Victorian ghost story adapted from the 2007 Arthur Phillips’ novel of the same name.  Set in 1880 London, the story revolves around a new mom haunted by horny specters looking to go hump in the night.

Malone plays Constance, a young married woman told to remain celibate by her doctor after the difficult childbirth of her daughter Angelica. The doc’s orders don’t sit well with her husband and their marriage is soon strained. Things only worsen when supernatural forces arrive and make themselves at home.

Malone’s notable genre creds include the 2001 cult classic Donnie Darko, Paramount’s 2008 frightener The Ruins and Zach Snyder’s 2011 girl-power, fantasy-actioner Sucker Punch. She will next be seen in opposite Jennifer Lawrence in the Hunger Games sequel Catching Fire.

2013
03.02

Jamie Chung Slaves Away in ‘Eden’ Trailer!

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Phase 4 Films has released the first trailer for director Megan Griffiths’ (The Off Hours) human trafficking drama Eden, starring Jamie Chung (Sucker Punch) as an abducted Korean-American girl  sold into prostitution, who during her two years of captivity gains influence over her captors.

The film is based on a true story and appears to play out as a drama so horror fans probably shouldn’t expect Chung’s character to spit on people’s graves after loading their colons full of buckshot. Still, the movie looks pretty intense and the grey, drab underwear the teen hookers are made to wear makes me sad.

Eden opens wide (ba-da-bing!) on March 20.

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2013
03.02

Finally … A Movie About a Chick with a Cow Tail!

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Looking for some tail? XLrator Media has set an April 5 limited theatrical release for Aleksander Nordaas’ Thale, starring Silje Reinamo (Dunderland) as a deadly woodland nymph known in Norwegian folklore as the Huldra. The film arrives on DVD on April 23 and can be seen on VOD on March 21.

Thale tells the story of two crime scene clean-up workers sent on assignment to a cabin in the woods to tidy up what is believed to be an grizzly animal attack. What they find is a Huldra, a beautiful cow-tailed woman that is not nearly as fun as one would imagine a chick with a tail to be.

Huldras are beautiful, cow-tailed women who lure horny outdoorsmen deep into the woods to never be seen again – See more at: http://www.clattoverata.com/2012/01/28/norwegian-folklore-milked-in-cow-girl-fantasy-thale/#sthash.HWR5FnIb.dpuf
Norwegian filmmaker Aleksander NordThale

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2013
03.02

Trailer: Get a Taste of NBC’s ‘Hannibal’

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NBC has released a full-length trailer for “Hannibal,” its hour-long crime drama chronicling the early days of Hannibal Lecter, the notorious cannibal/serial killer first introduced in the Thomas Harris novels “Red Dragon” and “Silence of the Lambs.”

“Hannibal” finds renowned psychiatrist Dr. Lecter (Mads Mikkelsen) treating Will Graham (Hugh Daancy), an FBI profiler tormented by his ability to empathize with serial murderers.

The series is created by Bryan Fuller, the creative mind behind ABC’s Emmy-winning series “Pushing Daisies” and Showtime’s awesome “Dead Like Me.” David Slade (Twilight Saga: Eclipse, 30 Days of Night) directs the pilot episode, premiering April 4.

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