Screw You Internet! Tom Cruise is Awesome & ‘The Mummy’ Looks Amazing!


Universal has released a first trailer for The Mummy, a reboot of its 1999 original starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz and the beginning of a new shared universe for its Universal Monsters. From the looks of it, this thing is gonna be epic and fun.

Of course, social media has chosen to fuss about Tom Cruise’s starring role in the film and we just don’t get it. So he jumped on Oprah’s chair many moons ago. Considering all the outrageous shit celebrities do now, couldn’t we get past it? Cruise movies are generally awesome and we all know it.

If Cruise’s track record isn’t enough to impress you, there’s also the inclusion of super-fine female lead Annabelle Wallis (Annabelle) and sexy on-screen femme fatal Sofia Boutella (Kingsman: The Secret Service) as no other than the Mummy! It all happens June 9, 2017.

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  1. Tom Cruise is the f’ing man