Guys, grab your little buddy. It’s time to take a three hour minute tour to the Island of Megan Fox. The gorgeous 25-year-old stars in an ad for Brazilian language school CCAA in which two male plane crash survivors wash up on an isle of Megan Fox clones.

Decked out in crochet bikini tops, loincloth skirts and fur shawls, the sexy clones welcome the men to their paradise, but are soon put off by their inability to speak English. Deemed worthless, the guys are then banished to the scary island of former heavy-weight champ and convicted rapist Mike Tyson.

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Milla Jovovich and Sienna Guillory have got a Christmas greeting for Resident Evil fans. Shot on the set of Resident Evil: Retribution, the fifth installment in the popular franchise, the clip  features the sexy starlets putting an evil  twist to a popular carol.

Resident Evil: Retribution finds Jovovich and Guillory reprising their roles as Alice and Jill Valentine, respectively. The film is directed by Paul W.S. Anderson and is slated for release on Sept. 14, 2012.

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Print and TV adverts (see above & below) for Lynx deodorant featuring busty glamour model and Strippers vs. Werewolves star Lucy Pinder have been banned in the U.K. for making ugly women feel bad. According to the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA), a rancid smelling countryman is far more tolerable than a bitter wife or girlfriend.

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Says the ASA:

We considered that the various activities that Ms Pinder carried out were presented in a sexually provocative way, and that alongside the focus on Ms Pinder’s cleavage … were likely to be seen as gratuitous and to objectify women.

We therefore concluded that the ads were likely to cause serious and widespread offence.

Pinder’s God-given gifts of T&A have made her a sensation in the UK where she often graces the pages of popular mens magazines. The 27-year-old stunner recently made her acting debut as a vampire bride in director Jonathan Glendening’s (13 HRS) outrageous new thriller Strippers vs. Werewolves.

HBO has released a behind-the-scenes featurette for season two of its acclaimed fantasy series “Game of Thrones.” The clip provides a look at Natalie Dormer as Margaery Tyrell (King Robert’s brother’s wife) and commentary from producer/writers David Benioff and D.B. Weiss.

“Game of Thrones” season two will consist of 10 episodes spanning the length of the book “A Clash of Kings,” the second volume in author  George R.R. Martin’s popular book series “A Song of Ice and Fire.” The show is slated to premiere in April.

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If you thought acclaimed director Darren Aronofsky was on drugs when he made Black Swan, The Fountain and Requiem for a Dream, rest assured it probably wasn’t meth. The guy hates that stuff. He hates it so much that he stepped away from his upcoming bible-based epic Noah to shoot four anti-meth PSA videos.

The 30-second PSA’s are for The Meth Project Foundation, an organization dedicated to the prevention of meth use through outreach programs and marketing. I thought to post all four of Aronofsky’s videos, but they were kinda killing my high … so you only get the one with the camel-toe and crank-bugs.

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Over the summer, Maya Entertainment promoted their psycho-bitch thriller Playing House by giving fans an opportunity to win a date with the film’s super-sexy star Mayra Leal. A gringo-square named Mark from Los Angeles won the contest and was treated to dinner with Leal at the Federal Bar in North Hollywood.

The 5-foot-3, Texas-born Latin stunner, best known for her nude role in Robert Rodriguez’s Machete, spoke during the date about her big, moist lips, going naked in movies and the effect it has had on her Facebook page, and her love of pork.

Mark asked about her zodiac sign (because favorite color is too risque on a first date), opined that she should do Telemundo (way to pigeonhole, dude), and proceeded to perform an awkward impersonation of an effeminate Latin lover. Needless to say, Leal was quick to drop the “F’ word (”We’re friends”).

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Naughty Dog’s eagerly anticipated adventure game “Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception” will hit the streets on Nov. 1. To promote the release in Japan, Sony tapped Harrison Ford to play a demo of the game and filmed his reactions and thoughts.

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Ford, whom game developers have cited as an inspiration for protagonist Nathan Drake, had never played any of the “Uncharted” games before and was quite impressed with it’s action and humor. The beloved 69-year-old actor also compared “Drake’s Deception” to working in movies.

He says:

I think it’s remarkable. The storytelling is very visual and exciting and the action just keeps on coming. I think it’s very realistic and very dramatic. I love the reality of the character’s reactions to the situations he’s in. It’s very exciting.

There’s so much more action here than there is normally in a movie. It’s so much more concentrated. Of course, there are a lot more, when you’re an actor playing in a role, there are a lot of other obligations that you have, but it’s very much like being in the movie for me. Except, the movie I always win. In the game, sometimes I don’t win.

My wife and I love Raiders of the Lost Ark, Star Wars, and just about every Ford film out there. But, if we see him playing “Uncharted 3″ on multiplayer, we won’t hesitate to go all Regarding Henry on his ass and put a cap in his head.

Back in my youth, when I used to frequent bars to meet up with  hookers friends, I sometimes arrived too early and had no choice but to sit alone and pretend to watch whatever game was on the big screen. Without fail, some sports-loving social-butterfly would approach me and ask my opinion on a game, team, or player.

Unfortunately, I was too be busy setting fires and torturing small animals as a kid to ever take an interest in sports. To this day, I feel so excluded when people carry on about football, basketball, hockey, ping-pong, and so on. But, that changes today … today, I’m talking football!

Cheerleaders for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers recently took their tone and scantily-clad butts down to the Howl-O-Scream haunted event at the Busch Gardens theme park in Tampa, FL. While the maze (see video below) doesn’t look all that frightful, the girls nonetheless shriek, run, and jiggle like true scream queens.

How’s that for sports talk? Nailed it!

Now, let’s go to the video:

A&E has released a a two-minute-plus featurette for its upcoming small-screen adaptation of Stephen King’s bestselling novel “Bag of Bones.” The two-part, four-hour miniseries stars Pierce Brosnan, Annabeth Gish, Melissa George, William Schallert, Anika Noni Rose and Jason Priestly.

Bag of Bones is the story of Mike Noonan (Brosnan), a widower who gets mixed up with an attractive young widow (George) while visiting the lakeside retreat he once shared with his wife (Gish)—whom he still sees in his dreams.

A&E will air the mini on Sunday, December 11th and Monday, December 12th.

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Season six of Showtime’s award-winning serial killer drama “Dexter” is set to premiere this Sunday, Oct. 2. This time out Dex will be facing off against a dangerous religious zealot (Edward James Olmos), a reformed killer (Mos Def), and Sgt. Angel Batista’s (David Zayas) hot tamale of a sister (Aimee Garcia).

Also on board this season are Colin Hanks (King Kong), Jordana Spiro (Trespass), Mariana Klaveno (”True Blood”), Molly Parker (”Swingtown”) , Josh Cooke (Quarantine 2: Terminal) , Billy Brown (Cloverfield) and Brea Grant (”Heroes”).

Get to know some of them in the following BTS clip: