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		<title>Twilight&#8217;s Kristen Stewart Is the Worst On-Screen Stripper Ever!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 05:56:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eddie Muertos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stewart doesn't go nude. Yawn.]]></description>
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<p>Most Hollywood actresses know how to sell a stripper movie: Go nude and let the press know that you went nude. Jessica Biel, Demi Moore, Elizabeth Berkley, Roselyn Sanchez, Daryl Hannah, and <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2009/12/22/lindsay-lohans-topless-photo-outtakes/" target="_blank">Lindsay Lohan</a> have all done it. Marisa Tomei even scored a Oscar nod last year for taking it off in the Mickey Rourke comeback vehicle <em>The Wrestler</em>.</p>
<p>Not so for <em>Twilight&#8217;s</em> Kristen Stewart. The 19-year-old actress is downplaying her role as a stripper-hooker (she doesn&#8217;t go naked) in director Jake Scott&#8217;s indie-drama <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2009/12/03/twilights-kristen-stewart-goes-nude-for-stripper-hooker-role-in-meet-the-rileys/" target="_blank"><em>Welcome to the Rileys</em></a>. In an extremely inarticulate interview with MTV at Sundance, Stewart said the movie was &#8220;really not like a stripper movie at all&#8221; and that &#8220;you never see me stripping.&#8221;</p>
<p>Check it out:</p>
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<p>Stewart seems to grow more agitated and uncomfortable during the interview when she attempts to talk about the downtrodden strippers she met while shooting in a &#8220;dingy bar&#8221; on Bourbon street. While she does a piss-poor job of selling the flick, her uneasiness over this part is kind of hot. Like my old man always said, &#8220;Son, the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.&#8221;</p>
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<p><em>Welcome to the Rileys</em> may be good drama&#8212;who knows&#8212;but, if you were hoping to see Bella in the buff, you&#8217;re going to be disappointed. You&#8217;re better off ogling <em>Twilight</em> costars <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/01/09/twilights-ashley-greene-goes-nude-in-body-paint-bikini-shoot/" target="_blank">Ashley Greene</a> in her Sobe ad or Christian Serratos&#8217; bare ass in this <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2009/11/12/twilight-babe-christian-serratos-butt-naked-in-peta-ad/" target="_blank">PETA poster</a>.</p>
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