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	<title>Clatto Verata &#187; Devil Music</title>
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		<title>&#8216;Spy Kids&#8217; Starlet Alexa Vega Joins &#8216;The Devil&#8217;s Carnival&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 00:42:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eddie Muertos</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Devil Music]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Briana Evigan, Taryn Manning costar!]]></description>
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<p>Alexa Vega is the latest to join director <span style="line-height: 20px;">Darren Bousman&#8217;s new 45-minute musical horror show <em><a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2012/01/13/along-for-the-ride-briana-evigan-joins-the-devils-carnival/" target="_blank">The Devil&#8217;s Carnival</a></em>. The duo previously worked together on Bousman&#8217;s <em><a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/10/17/stroke-worthy-cast-mothers-day-stars-rebecca-de-mornay-jaime-king-deborah-ann-woll-a-j-cook-more/" target="_blank">Mother&#8217;s Day</a></em> remake and his beloved sci-fi musical <em>Repo! The Genetic Opera</em>. </span></p>
<p><span style="line-height: 20px;">Starring alongside Vega are <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/10/24/the-20-hottest-women-working-in-horrorsci-fi-today-part-one-20-to-11/" target="_blank">Briana Evigan</a> (<em>Sorority Row</em>), <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2011/03/08/taryn-manning-monica-keena-go-nude-in-manson-girls/" target="_blank">Taryn Manning</a> (<em>Manson Girls</em>), Bill Moseley (<em>Devil&#8217;s Rejects</em>), Sean Patrick Flannery (<em><a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/09/22/there-will-be-bloodnew-saw-3-d-images/" target="_blank">Saw 3-D</a></em>), Paul Sorvino (<em>Repo! The Genetic Opera</em>), Skinny Puppy vocalist Nivek Ogre </span><span style="line-height: 20px;">and musician/performance artist </span><span style="line-height: 20px;">Emilie Autumn. </span></p>
<p><span style="line-height: 20px;">Vega is best known for her starring role as daughter Carmen Cortez in Robert Rodriguez&#8217;s crazy successful family adventure franchise <em>Spy Kids, </em>a role the now 23-year-old starlet has been playing since age 13.</span></p>
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		<title>Along for the Ride: Briana Evigan Joins &#8216;The Devil&#8217;s Carnival&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 23:24:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eddie Muertos</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Devil Music]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Will sing!]]></description>
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<p>Actress <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2011/02/06/briana-evigan-embarks-on-rites-of-passage-w-kate-maberly-christian-slater/" target="_blank">Briana Evigan</a> tweeted news last night that will serve as music to horror fans&#8217; ears. The Los Angeles-born stunner is joining director <span style="line-height: 20px;">Darren Bousman&#8217;s (<em>Repo! The Genetic Opera</em>) new musical horror show <em>The Devil&#8217;s Carnival</em>. </span></p>
<p><span style="line-height: 20px;">Evigan <a  href="http://twitter.com/brianaevigan_2" target="_blank" class="external external_icon">tweets</a>:</span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="line-height: 20px;">Filming this weekend w @darren_bousman in &#8220;the devils carnival&#8221; im singing such a fun song! Cant wait to start filming <img src='http://www.clattoverata.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p></blockquote>
<p>Evigan, who teamed up with Bousman on last year&#8217;s <em><a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/10/17/stroke-worthy-cast-mothers-day-stars-rebecca-de-mornay-jaime-king-deborah-ann-woll-a-j-cook-more/" target="_blank">Mother&#8217;s Day</a></em> remake, has starred in a number of notable frighteners, including Summit&#8217;s <em>Sorority Row </em>redo, the 2009 <em>Donnie Darko</em> sequel <em>S. Darko</em>, and the oh-shit-there’s-a-tiger-in-my-living-room thriller <a  style="outline-width: 0px; outline-style: none; outline-color: invert; font-size: 13px; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; text-decoration: none; color: #e40000; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; border: initial none initial;" href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2011/07/11/2010/05/02/briana-evigan-battles-a-tiger-bad-weather-autism-in-burning-bright/" target="_blank"><em>Burning Bright</em></a>.</p>
<p><span style="line-height: 20px;"><em>The Devil&#8217;s Carnival</em> is now shooting and costars genre babe <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2011/03/08/taryn-manning-monica-keena-go-nude-in-manson-girls/" target="_blank">Taryn Manning</a> (<em>Manson Girls</em>) and career villain Bill </span><span style="line-height: 20px;">Moseley (<em>The Devil&#8217;s Rejects</em>).</span></p>
<p><span style="line-height: 20px;">Briana Evigan is part of Clatto&#8217;s list of <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/10/24/the-20-hottest-women-working-in-horrorsci-fi-today-part-one-20-to-11/" target="_blank">The 20 Hottest Women Working in Horror/Sci-fi Today</a>! </span></p>
<p><span style="line-height: 20px;">Photo: <a  href="http://stephstrate.wordpress.com/" target="_blank" class="external external_icon">Stephanie Strate</a></span></p>
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		<title>Marilyn Manson Has an Eye for Vagina in &#8216;Born Villain&#8217; Muisc Video!</title>
		<link>http://www.clattoverata.com/2011/09/01/marilyn-manson-has-an-eye-for-vagina-in-born-villain-muisc-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 01:54:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eddie Muertos</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Devil Music]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shia LaBeouf directs.]]></description>
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<p><a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2009/12/05/marilyn-manson-interscope-records-sever-ties/" target="_blank">Marilyn Manson</a> has released a music video for his new single &#8220;Born Villain.&#8221;  The most shocking thing about it? It&#8217;s directed by Hollywood ass-hat <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2011/06/28/bad-day-for-brian-austin-green-shia-labeouf-admits-to-sex-with-megan-fox/" target="_blank">Shia LaBeouf</a> &#8230; and there&#8217;s a vagina with an eyeball. There&#8217;s also boobies and body suspension and some cheesy Shakespeare readings&#8212;which I&#8217;m sure will conjure up English Lit nightmares for us all.</p>
<p>&#8220;Born Villain&#8221; is the title track to Manson&#8217;s upcoming eighth studio album.</p>
<p>Peep it:</p>
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		<title>Britney Spears Will Make Crappy Music &#8216;Till the World Ends&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.clattoverata.com/2011/04/07/britney-spears-will-make-crappy-music-till-the-world-ends/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 07:35:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eddie Muertos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[See the music video!]]></description>
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<p>Pop star Britney Spears shares her vision of earth&#8217;s impending apocalypse in her new music video entitled &#8220;Till the World Ends.&#8221; From the looks of it, Armageddon will see cities crumble to the ground as gay guys with faux-hawk hairdos rave in the streets.</p>
<p>According to Spears manager, the 29-year-old singer&#8217;s upcoming Femme Fatale shows will feature a post-apocalyptic theme. The tour is slated to start June 17 in Sacramento and will run for 26 dates through North America.</p>
<p>She&#8217;s no <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2011/04/01/katy-perry-wants-to-fuck-a-black-guy-e-t-music-video-a-metaphor/" target="_blank">Katy Perry</a>, but here ya go:</p>
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		<title>Katy Perry Wants to Fuck a Black Guy, &#8216;E.T.&#8217; Music Video a Metaphor!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 22:56:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eddie Muertos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch Katy Perry video!]]></description>
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<p>Pop singer Katy Perry stars as a top-heavy alien creature out to have a close encounter with a robot in her new music video &#8220;E.T.&#8221;  If you&#8217;ve read or heard Perry speak about her strictly religious and conservative upbringing, you&#8217;ll know by video&#8217;s end&#8212;when the robot reveals itself&#8212;that the whole thing is just a metaphor for having sex with a black guy.</p>
<p>Poor, Russell Brand.</p>
<p>Peep it:</p>
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		<title>&#8216;Caprica&#8217; Star Alessandra Torresani Is a Slave (Leia) for You!</title>
		<link>http://www.clattoverata.com/2011/02/24/caprica-star-alessandra-torresani-is-a-slave-leia-for-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 06:13:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eddie Muertos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["Tonight, I'm Frakking You" Video!]]></description>
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<p><a href="../2010/02/16/caprica-star-alessandra-torresani-was-a-child-stripper-for-her-dads-business-clients/" target="_blank">Alessandra Torresani</a> is once again causing sci-fi fans to feel a disturbance in their pants. The 23-year-old star of Syfy&#8217;s now defunct &#8220;Battlestar Galactica&#8221; prequel series <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/11/24/caprica-star-former-child-stripper-alessandra-torresani-shakes-her-ass-in-sexy-video/" target="_blank">&#8220;Caprica&#8221;</a> dons <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/07/14/what-if-princess-leia-was-one-of-us-just-a-stranger-on-a-bus-trying-to-make-her-way-home/" target="_blank">Princess Leia&#8217;s</a> <em>Return of the Jedi</em> <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/05/05/playboy-playmate-sarah-jean-underwood-gets-dirty-at-princess-leia-themed-car-wash/" target="_blank">slave girl bikini</a> in Break Originals&#8217; music video parody of Enrique Iglesias&#8217; love ballad &#8220;Tonight, I&#8217;m Fucking You.&#8221;</p>
<p>Entitled &#8220;Tonight, I&#8217;m Frakkin&#8217; You,&#8221; the video finds a Vulcan Jedi navigating the nightclub scene in a galaxy far, far away. The song gives mad props to many of the sci-fi and superhero genres&#8217; most beloved movies and shows, including  <em><a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/08/12/prepare-to-visit-a-galaxy-far-far-away-disney-revamps-star-tours-attraction/" target="_blank">Star Wars</a>, <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2009/12/31/naked-star-trek-freaks-on-bikes/" target="_blank">Star Trek</a></em>, <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/08/24/son-of-a-bitch-lost-auction-nets-1-8-million-thrills-fans-w-exhibit/" target="_blank">&#8220;LOST,&#8221;</a> <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/12/23/dr-who-starlet-karen-gillan-poses-in-her-undies/" target="_blank">&#8220;Dr. Who,&#8221;</a> <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/12/21/is-that-a-cylon-snake-or-are-you-just-happy-to-see-battlestar-galactica-blood-and-chrome-concept-art/" target="_blank">&#8220;Battlestar Galactica,&#8221;</a> <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/01/30/eliza-dushku-comments-on-dollhouse-cancellation-series-finale-draws-low-ratings/" target="_blank">&#8220;Dollhouse,&#8221;</a> <em><a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2011/01/13/andrew-garfield-swings-into-new-spiderman-costume/" target="_blank">Spiderman</a>, <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/02/27/christopher-lloyd-lea-thompson-attend-back-to-the-future-25th-anniversary-screening/" target="_blank">Back to the Future</a></em>, and <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/11/12/emma-watson-shows-off-some-leg-at-potter-premiere-in-london/" target="_blank"><em>Harry Potter</em></a>.</p>
<p>Peep it:</p>
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<p>While not quite on Weird Al Yankovic (&#8221;Yoda,&#8221; &#8220;The Saga Begins&#8221;) level, the force is, nonetheless, strong with this parody. Chances are the tune will ear-worm its way into your head so you may as well learn the lyrics:</p>
<p>I’m like Kenobi<br />
Seeking passage to Alderaan with you<br />
We’ll watch Big Bang Theory<br />
As you ride my TARDIS and call me Doctor Who</p>
<p>You’re into Cosplay (oooh)<br />
Damn that’s one fine skin job on you.<br />
Beam Me Up Hottie (oooo oooh)<br />
My Vulcan Logic tells me its time to groove</p>
<p>Across the federation<br />
My Jedi inclination<br />
Tells me that I am a suitable mate for you<br />
We Love Next Generation<br />
Xbox over Playstation<br />
Its time that I tap from your Mana Pool</p>
<p>Cause tonight I’m Frakking You<br />
Whoa you know<br />
That tonight I’m Frakking You<br />
Whoa you know</p>
<p>Are You Gwen Stacey<br />
My Spidey sense says I’d shoot my web all on you<br />
I’m No Fergengi<br />
I drop more coin than Mario on mushrooms</p>
<p>Your Dharma education<br />
Delorean transporation<br />
Revs my engine to warp speed like Mr. Sulu<br />
Dollhouse’s cancellation<br />
Hurt like Luke’s amputation<br />
Its time to Mork Me and say Nanoo Nanoo</p>
<p>Cause tonight I’m Frakking You<br />
Whoa you know<br />
That tonight I’m Frakking You<br />
Whoa you know</p>
<p>Ha! Kunal…<br />
Let’s Meet Up In Naboo<br />
We’ll roll around like R2-D2<br />
You’ve set my phasers to stun<br />
Cause your Sarlaac Pit’s<br />
Got more spice in it<br />
Than the planet Dune</p>
<p>From Asgard’s<br />
Hallowed halls<br />
Everybody big bangs Kunal<br />
Gotham or Hogwarts<br />
My Broad Sword’ll Be the one<br />
Thing To Rule them all</p>
<p>Lets clone your body<br />
Join them all together to form a Guild<br />
and go on a Quest<br />
We can use my expansion pack<br />
Then I’ll take you down like Boba Fett<br />
Up Up, Down Down<br />
Left, Right, Left Right<br />
B, A, Select then Start<br />
Its time to one-up<br />
Thirty lives with you, (cuz tonight I’m)</p>
<p>Cuz tonight I’m Frakking You<br />
Whoa you know<br />
That tonight I’m Frakking You<br />
Whoa you know<br />
That tonight I’m Frakking You</p>
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		<title>Tricia Helfer Puts the &#8216;Ass&#8217; in Assassin in &#8216;Howlin&#8217; for You&#8217; Music Video!</title>
		<link>http://www.clattoverata.com/2011/02/11/tricia-helfer-puts-the-ass-in-assassin-in-howlin-for-you-music-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 23:16:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eddie Muertos</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Music Video]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Diora Baird, Christian Serratos costar!]]></description>
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<p><a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/07/13/true-bloods-anna-paquin-stephen-moyer-visit-open-house-w-tricia-helfer-rachel-blanchard/" target="_blank">Tricia Helfer</a> is bloodthirsty femme fatale Alexa Wolff in director Chris Marrs Piliero&#8217;s music video for <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">The Black Keys</span> Las Teclas De Negro&#8217;s chart-topper &#8220;Howlin&#8217; for You.&#8221; Shot as a faux movie trailer, the video costars <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/10/15/cary-elwes-sean-patrick-flanery-meet-in-first-saw-3-d-clip/" target="_blank">Sean Patrick Flanery</a>, genre stars <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/08/18/diora-baird-battles-evil-w-her-double-d-breasts-in-night-of-the-demons/" target="_blank">Diora Baird</a> and Corbin Bernsen, <em>Twilight&#8217;s</em> <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2009/11/12/twilight-babe-christian-serratos-butt-naked-in-peta-ad/" target="_blank">Christian Serratos</a>, Olympic gold medalist Shaun White, and Todd &#8220;You&#8217;ll never know what I&#8217;m talking about&#8221; Bridges.</p>
<p>The synopsis reads:</p>
<blockquote><p>Alexa Wolff, a sexy assassin with a troubled past, unknowingly falls in love with the man who killed her father. He is not her first love, though. Two other men came before. But they would not have her. Now, all grown up with an appetite for revenge, Alexa’s leaving a trail of bloody corpses and broken hearts in her wake.</p></blockquote>
<p>Peep it:</p>
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<p>I&#8217;m digging the nod to Robert Rodriguez&#8217;s <em>Desperado</em>. Here&#8217;s hoping someone runs with this and gets it on the big screen (or DVD/OnDemand).</p>
<p>Diora Baird is featured on Clatto&#8217;s list of the <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/11/01/the-20-hottest-women-working-in-horrorsci-fi-part-two-10-to-1/" target="_blank">20 Hottest Women Working in Horror/Sci-fi Today</a>.</p>
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		<title>Fergie&#8217;s Lovely Humps Are &#8216;Beautiful Dangerous&#8217; in Slash Music Video!</title>
		<link>http://www.clattoverata.com/2011/02/06/fergies-lovely-humps-are-beautiful-dangerous-in-slash-music-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 06:06:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eddie Muertos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fergie shakes her peas! ]]></description>
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<p>Former Guns &amp; Roses/Velvet Revolver guitarist Slash announced the launch of Slasher Films at this year&#8217;s Sundance Film Festival. The 45-year-old musician told reporters that he had four projects currently in development: <em>Nothing to Fear</em>, <em>Wake the Dead</em> (an adaptation of the graphic novel), <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/06/11/splice-director-vincenzo-natali-attached-to-neuromancer-adaptation/" target="_blank">Vincenzo Natali&#8217;s</a> <em>Theorem</em>, and <em>The Other Kingdom</em>, a hospital-based thriller from the writer of <em>Event Horizon</em>.</p>
<p>Production on <em>Nothing to Fear</em>, a demonic frightener, is slated to begin later this year. But, if you just can&#8217;t wait to see what Slash has got under his hat for horror fans, you can get an idea by checking out his new music video for the song &#8220;Beautiful Dangerous.&#8221; The video features Black Eye Peas&#8217; singer and meal-ticket <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/02/20/fergie-shakes-her-ass-in-new-sci-fi-music-video-for-black-eyed-peas/" target="_blank">Fergie</a> as an obsessed groupie-turned-stalker on the verge of losing her mind &#8230; and pants.</p>
<p>Peep it:</p>
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		<title>Mallika Sherawat Sings &amp; Shakes Her Stuff in &#8216;Hisss&#8217; Music Video!</title>
		<link>http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/10/18/mallika-sherawat-sings-shakes-her-stuff-in-hisss-music-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 18:55:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eddie Muertos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch Mallika dance!]]></description>
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<p>Bollywood star <a href="../2010/05/16/bollywood-star-mallika-sherawat-can-charm-snakes-even-the-one-in-your-pants/" target="_blank">Mallika Sherawat</a> shows off her serpentine moves in a new music video promoting her long-delayed snake-woman thriller <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/09/11/bollywood-star-mallika-sherawat-is-a-maneater-in-hisss-international-trailer/" target="_blank"><em>Hisss</em></a>. Entitled &#8220;Sway,&#8221; the song marks Sherawat&#8217;s singing debut and is based on an old Indian folksong about the half-woman/half-snake creature known as the Nagin.</p>
<p>Peep the video:</p>
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<p><em>Hisss</em> is directed by <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/01/05/mallika-sherawat-rides-the-snake-in-jennifer-lynchs-hisss/" target="_blank">Jennifer Lynch</a> (<em>Surveillance</em>) and stars Sherawat as a Nagin serpent-woman out for blood after her lover is murdered. The film was shot in India and costars renowned Indian actor Irrfan Khan (<em>Slumdog Millionaire</em>).</p>
<p>Despite having played at the AFM, Cannes, and the Berlin International Film Festival, the flick has yet to strike a distribution deal in the States.</p>
<p>Sherawat’s snake-woman made Clatto’s list of <a href="../2010/06/09/the-11-sexiest-maneater-babes-in-horror-sci-fi/" target="_blank">The 11 Sexiest Maneater Babes in Horror/Sci-fi</a></p>
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		<title>Dude &#8230; Hurley&#8217;s on the New Weezer CD!</title>
		<link>http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/08/09/dude-hurleys-on-the-new-weezer-cd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 04:57:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eddie Muertos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jorge Garcia graces Weezer CD Cover!]]></description>
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<p>Jorge Garcia, best known for his role as <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/06/08/12-heroes-in-horrorsci-fi-that-wont-make-you-feel-like-an-asshole/" target="_blank">Hurley</a> on ABC&#8217;s <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/03/02/getting-lost-at-the-2010-paley-television-festival/" target="_blank">&#8220;LOST,&#8221;</a> will be featured on the cover of rock-outfit Weezer&#8217;s eight studio album entitled &#8230; &#8220;Hurley.&#8221;</p>
<p>Dude.</p>
<p>Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo tells Spinner:</p>
<blockquote><p>We struggled super hard trying to come up with an album title, trying to find some kind of phrase that summed up the whole aesthetic behind the album: ‘Heavy Mental,’ ‘Smaller Than Life’. I was coming up with all kinds of stuff, but ultimately, we just went with some random word that doesn’t really have anything to do with anything.</p>
<p>I just loved this photo of Jorge Garcia — it just had this amazing vibe. We didn’t want to do a fourth self-titled record and we knew people would refer to it as ‘the Hurley record’ even if left it without that title, so we just called it ‘Hurley.’ No words are on the cover because all we wanted was his amazing face.</p></blockquote>
<p>Cuomo goes on to point out that none of the songs on the &#8220;Hurley&#8221; disc contain references to &#8220;LOST&#8221; and admits to still being stuck on season two of the Emmy-nominated sci-fi series.</p>
<p><a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/WEEZER-Hurley.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-9503" title="WEEZER-Hurley" src="http://www.clattoverata.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/WEEZER-Hurley-500x333.jpg" alt="WEEZER-Hurley" width="500" height="333" /></a></p>
<p>He says:</p>
<blockquote><p>I only made it through season two, so I was really nervous hanging out with Hurley/Jorge recently, because I didn&#8217;t want to hear something about how it all resolves, or overhear anyone else talking about it. I really like the show though.</p></blockquote>
<p>&#8220;Hurley&#8221; marks the band&#8217;s first release through indie label Epitaph Records (they were previously signed to Geffen Records/Interscope for 12 years). The CD arrives in stores on Sept. 14.</p>
<p>Garcia told TVGuide.com:</p>
<blockquote><p>I&#8217;m excited to know that people in the music stores I used to work will soon be opening boxes full of my smiling face.</p></blockquote>
<p>Garcia will also be seen as island protector in the eagerly anticipated <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/05/27/michael-emerson-says-lost-bonus-scene-reveals-ben-hurley-as-island-protectors/" target="_blank">12-minute epilogue</a> included in the &#8220;LOST&#8221; season six DVD/Blu-ray release, available Aug. 24.</p>
<p>&#8220;LOST&#8221; is nominated this year for <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/07/08/sophia-vergara-announces-emmy-award-nominations-for-lost-dexter-true-blood/" target="_blank">11 Emmys</a>, including nods for Outstanding Drama Series, Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series for lead <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/02/24/matthew-fox-accused-of-banging-stripper-bare-back/" target="_blank">Matthew Fox</a> (Jack Shepard), and Outstanding Supporting Actor for both <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/03/03/lost-found-see-michael-emerson-in-1992-prison-guard-training-video/" target="_blank">Michael Emerson</a> (Benjamin Linus)and Terry o&#8217;Quinn (John Locke).</p>
<p>Hurley is featured on Clatto&#8217;s list of the <a  href="http://www.clattoverata.com/2010/06/08/12-heroes-in-horrorsci-fi-that-wont-make-you-feel-like-an-asshole/" target="_blank">12 Heroes in Horror/Sci-Fi That Won&#8217;t Make You Feel Like an Asshole</a>.</p>
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