Burlesque model-and-performer Dita Von Teese is set to star opposite Paz de la Huerta (”Boardwalk Empire”) and Katrina Bowden (”30 Rock”) in Lionsgate’s exciting new psycho-sexual slasher Nurse 3-D. The shapely 38-year-old will play a nightclub performer who most likely wears old lady lingerie like the kind you found in your mom’s dresser drawer (btw, she knows).

The film centers on a beautiful, but bat-shit crazy, nurse named Abby Russell (Huerta) who seduces and murders men she deems as being wicked. Things get complicated for Abby, however, when a young nurse (Bowden) grows suspicious about of her behavior.

Nurse 3-D is directed by Douglas Aarniokoski (The Day) and costars Corbin Bleu (High School Musical), Boris Kodjoe (Resident Evil: Afterlife) and Adam Herschman (Bucky Larson). The film shoots this month in Toronto.

(UPDATE: DITA IS NOT IN THE MOVIE. BREAK THE NEWS GENTLY TO YOUR PENIS)

“30 Rock” star Katrina Bowden is set to show off her bedside manner in the upcoming Lionsgate frightener Nurse 3-D. Marketed as a psycho-sexual thriller, the film is directed by Douglas Aarniokoski (The Day) and stars “Boardwalk Empire’s” Paz de la Huerta as its homicidal head nurse Abby Russell.

Bowden, who recently wrapped Piranha 3-DD and can be seen in the hill-billy horror-comedy Tucker & Dale vs. Evil, will play a nurse who discovers that Abby is murdering male patients she believes are cheaters and liars.

Nurse 3-D rolls camera next month in Toronto.

The Emmy’s may have snubbed her this morning, but Paz de la Huerta delivered some of the best nude acting on television I have ever seen as Lucy Danziger (Nucky’s mistress) on HBO’s Prohibition-set drama “Boardwalk Empire.”

Hopefully, the oversight won’t keep de la Huerta from remaining fully committed to her craft. Otherwise, she may turn her gorgeous backside on such kink-fueled projects as Lionsgate’s upcoming masterpiece Nurse 3-D.

The 26-year-old stunner will play Abby Russell in the film, a beautiful and dedicated nurse who seduces and punishes men she deems as being wicked. Pictured above is our first look at de la Huerta in character. Though I prefer my nudity plain, the starlet’s blood soaked body still manages to catch my interest.

Nurse 3-D is set to shoot on Sept. 6 in Toronto. Douglas Aarniokoski (The Day) is directing.

Australian actress Isabel Lucas, best known as the Decepticon with the dangerously long tongue and deliciously short skirt in Transformers 2, is set to join director Erik Van Looy’s men-behaving-badly psych-thriller Loft.

Loft, a remake of Looy’s 2008 Belgian thriller of the same name, is the story of five married men who together rent an apartment where they can each take their mistresses to bone. The plan is sheer genius and works wonderfully up until the point where one of the guys’ conquests is found dead.

Lucas will play a naive little plaything named Sarah. She joins a cast that includes Patrick Wilson (Insidious), James Marsden (Straw Dogs), Wentworth Miller (Resident Evil: Afterlife), Matthias Schoenaerts (Pulsar) and Eric Stonestreet (”Modern Family”).

Up next for Lucas are Relativity Media’s sword-and-sandal fantasy The Immortals and MGM’s long-delayed remake of the classic 1984 actioner Red Dawn. The 26-year-old shelia can also be seen in the 2009 Lionsgate vampire thriller Daybreakers.

Loft will roll cameras on June 6th in Louisiana.

Against all  odds, director Srdjan Spasojevic’s porn-snuff frightener A Serbian Film is set to hit the U.S. for a limited run in selected theaters on May 13. The controversial film will play in R and NC-17 rated edits, but an unrated version will be available on FlixFling.com on the same day.

A Serbian Film follows a downtrodden ex-porn star trying to make ends meet for his family by taking on a role in a privately funded fetish video that involves acts both immoral and illegal. The film’s most controversial scenes include machete sex, eye-socket rape, torture, and—wait for it—newborn rape.

Well, at least there aren’t any BBW scenes.

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A trailer for author/screenwriter Julia Leigh’s erotically-charged directorial debut Sleeping Beauty has hit the web. The film appears to be not so much a re-imaging of the Sleeping Beauty fairy tale as it is an exploration of the sleeping princess syndrome, a sexual fetish in which guys get off on fucking women who are in a state of unconsciousness (man, I miss college).

Australian actress Emily Browning (Sucker Punch) stars in the film as a student-turned-prostitute named Lucy who allows men to do all the nasty stuff they want to her while she’s in a drug induced slumber inside what is called a Sleeping Beauty chamber.

Sleeping Beauty will premiere at this year’s Cannes Film Festival. Browning made Clatto’s esteemed list of The 20 Hottest Women Working in Horror/Sci-fi Today.

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IFC Midnight has released new photos from its hookers-in-peril thriller X, starring “Spartacus: Blood and Sand” sexpot Viva Bianca and pretty 20-year-old up-and-comer Hanna Mangan-Lawrence. The film hits selected theaters for a limited run this week, but will be available nationwide on-demand on April 13.

Directed by Jon Hewitt and set in Sydney, Australia, X stars Bianca as a burnt-out prostitute who teams up with a rookie street walker—played by Lawrence—to do one last big trick. Things go terribly wrong and the girls must run for their lives, navigating through the city’s sleazy underbelly.

Bianca is best known for her turn as Commander Legatus Claudius Glaber’s oft-nude wife Iliythia on Starz’s hit swords-and-sandals series “Spartacus: Blood and Sand.” Lawrence has yet to make a name for herself in the States, but her full-frontal nude scene in X just might change that.

To see a NSFW trailer of the film, go here.

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If your penis ran away from home one day, hopped on a Greyhound bus, and headed to Hollywood to make a movie, what kind of movie would it make?

Well, if it’s anything like indie-director Jon Hewitt’s penis, it would produce a gritty thriller about hookers, strippers, and more hookers entitled X. It would also cast sexy Australian shelias Hanna Mangan Lawrence and “Spartacus: Blood and Sand” starlet Viva Bianca as its naked leads.

Peep the stroke-worthy trailer:

The film’s official synopsis reads:

Holly Rowe (Bianca) is retiring, kissing her callgirl life goodbye. She just has to get through her last night on the job. Shay Ryan (Lawrence) is a teenage runaway, broke and alone. She just has to get through her first night as a hooker.

Fate throws them together on a job that goes horribly wrong and they’re suddenly racing on an out-of-control roller coaster ride, through Sydney’s criminal underworld. X is a sizzling thriller about love, chance, escape and the oldest profession experienced by two women on a night that will change their lives forever.

(UPDATE: TO SEE X PHOTOS OF VIVA & HANNA GO HERE)

X has already locked distribution deals in the States and the U.K. through IFC Films and Revolver, respectively. The film will have its premiere at the European Film Market in Berlin before making the festival circuit.

Bianca is best known for her turn as Commander Legatus Claudius Glaber’s oft-nude wife Iliythia on Starz’s hit swords-and-sandals series “Spartacus: Blood and Sand.” Nineteen-year-old Lawrence starred in Hewitt’s Acolytes, but has yet to make a name for herself in the States. Her full-frontal nude scene (at the 1:22 mark) in X just might change that.

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