Christina Ricci got stupidly tanked with human drug Lindsay Lohan last night in Paris at an after-party for fashion designer Jean-Charles de Castelbajac (he does all my leisure suits).

It’s my belief that, when someone drinks this hard, they’re either celebrating great news or punishing themselves over something they regret. My guess is that Ricci is either thrilled to know that Anchor Bay Entertainment will be releasing her psychological thriller After.Life for a limited theatrical run come April 9, or she is drinking to forget all the frivolous nude scenes she did in front of 57-year-old actor Liam Neeson.

Either way, I’m guessing someone got to jizz in those big brown eyes last night.

To see a trailer for After.Life, go here.

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In the wake of a California man being brutally stabbed in the throat with a meat thermometer after asking a woman to turn off her mobile phone during a showing of Martin Scorsese’s  Shutter Island, comes news of German studio 13th Street’s new interactive horror movie that would have the film’s protagonist call you for help.

Moviegoers attending a showing of the studio’s Last Call will be asked to submit their cell numbers while purchasing tickets. During the show, a character from the film will randomly call a member of the audience and ask for assistance. What the person says will determine the outcome of the scene that follows.

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I just hope there’s a “Take your clothes off” command. Those poor horror movie girls always trip on their own pants while running away.

Clips from director Atom Egoyan’s erotically-charged, psychological thriller Chloe have hit the web. Unfortunately, none of them include the Amanda Seyfried nude scene teased in the film’s red-band trailer. Yet, despite that, the footage is engaging and definitely worth a look.

An adaptation of the French film Nathalie, Chloe is penned by Erin Cressida Wilson (Secretary, The Resident) and stars Seyfried as a prostitute hired by an emotionally unstable woman (Julianne Moore) to catch her husband (Liam Neeson), whom she believes is cheating on her, in an affair.

But, Moore’s character, Catherine, isn’t simply looking to confirm her suspicions. She longs to know exactly what it is her husband does when he engages in his dalliances with strange women. It’s pretty fucked up stuff (Click here to see an interview with Moore about her character).

Catherine tells Chloe that she wants her to seduce her husband and report back with all the sordid details, no matter how painful they may be.

As the drama begins to unravel quicker than the strings on your sweat pants, Chloe and Catherine begin to have an explosive and dangerous affair of their own.

Seyfried and Moore are said to share multiple sex scenes in the film. Making the cougar-on-cub action even hotter is the fact that Seyfried hates making out with female costars and finds lesbianism unnatural (Read about it here).

Chloe is slated for release in early 2010. Sony Pictures Worldwide Acquisitions Group holds the film’s North American rights.

To see a gallery of sexy images from the movie, click here.

Summit Entertainment has released the first official trailer for the third installment in its teen vampire-soap The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

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So, it looks like Bella Swan must decide between being turned into a bloodsucker to be with Edward Cullen or getting it on doggy-style with the story’s shirtless teen-wolf kid. Now, I know Twilight author Stephenie Meyer invented werewolves, but I think Bella would be better off going indie-director Bradley Rust Gray’s route and become a teenage lesbian werewolf instead. Just an idea.

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is directed by David Slade and will be in theaters on June 30.

To see photos of stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart sucking face, click here.

Lost Boy Corey Haim has gone to the big film set in the sky. The 38-year-old actor was found unconscious by his mother this morning in their San Fernando Valley apartment, the victim of an apparent drug overdose.

He was pronounced dead around 2:15 a.m. at Providence Saint Joseph Medical Center in Burbank.

Haim starred (often with friend Corey Feldman) in a number of beloved ’80s classics, including License to Drive, Dream a Little Dream, Lucas, First Born, and, of course, The Lost Boys. Most recently, he played Amy Smart’s redneck, mullet-sporting boyfriend in last year’s actioner Crank: High Voltage.

His horror/thriller creds include Silver Bullet, Watchers, Blown Away, Fever Lake, Without Malice, The Backlot Murders, and 2008’s Lost Boys: The Tribe, in which he reprised his role of vampire-killer Sam Emerson.

Haim’s greatest accomplishment, however, was repeatedly giving the high hard-one to former girlfriend and sometime costar Nicole Eggert (”Charles in Charge”) back when she was young, tight and un-fat.

Every Man Dies. Not Every Man Fucks a 'Baywatch' Babe.

Rest in peace, Haim.

Juno Temple, the cute cave-chick from Year One, will be scratching at costar Olivia Thirlby’s (United 93) backdoor in director Bradley Rust Gray’s teen-lesbo/werewolf mash-up Jack & Diane. Temple takes the role over from originally cast starlet Ellen Page (Inception).

The synopsis for the film reads:

Jack & Diane meet in New York City and spend the night kissing ferociously. Diane’s charming innocence quickly begins to open Jack’s tough skinned heart. But, when Jack discovers that Diane is leaving the country in a week she tries to push her away. Diane must struggle to keep their love alive while hiding the secret that her newly awakened sexual desire occasionally turns her into a werewolf.

I’m not sure how I feel about lesbian werewolves. I have a feeling the film’s sex scenes could get pretty hairy. Let’s hope Temple and Thirlby play lipstick-lesbian werewolves who practice good hygiene and know their way around a razor.

I am lycan this Olivia Thirlby chick!

Jack & Diane has been in development hell for over four years. The film is now scheduled to begin shooting in New York City come May.

A new trailer for Disney’s highly anticipated sci-fi actioner Tron: Legacy has hit the web. Unlike the more action oriented footage shown at last year’s Comic Con convention, the latest clip reveals more of the film’s plot. But, don’t worry, we still get to glimpse a wicked light-cycle chase and perv on Olivia Wilde.

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Tron: Legacy centers on Sam Flynn’s (Garrett Hedlund) search for his father Kevin (Jeff Bridges) inside the Tron mainframe. The film serves as a sequel to Disney’s 1982 classic Tron.

Tron: Legacy rides into theaters and IMAX screens in 3-D on Dec. 17

Autumn Reeser (Lost Boys: The Tribe) plays a very naked waitress in director Tony Krantz upcoming crime-thriller The Big Bang.

The 29-year-old starlet, best known for her role as neurotic teen Taylor Townsend on Fox TV’s “The O.C.,” joins a cast that includes Antonio Banderas (13th Warrior), Sam Elliot (Ghost Rider), Snoop Dogg (Hood of Horror), Rebecca Mader (”LOST”), blockhead James Van Der Beek (The Plague), and British babe Sienna Guillory (Resident Evil: Apocalypse).

You can see Reeser and her boobies on Hannibal Pictures’ website.

The Big Bang follows a Los Angeles private investigator (Banderas) in search of a missing stripper (Guillory) and her donkey in New Mexico. Ok, there’s probably not a donkey, but a boy can dream right?

Hannibal Pictures hopes to lock a U.S. distribution deal at this year’s Cannes Film Festival.

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“LOST” begins its ten episode countdown to its two-hour finale today and, judging from last week’s episode, things are about to get even more intense. Of course, feeling this wound up for the next few months can’t be healthy. Providing “LOST” fans with much needed levity is Youtube hotshot Sophie.

Sophie has re-imagined ABC’s Emmy award-winning show as ’90s cheese-&-sleaze phenomenon “Baywatch.” Despite a couple of cheats (that’s Kiele Sanchez (Nikki Fernandez) sharing a waterfall with Timothy Olyphant in A Perfect Getaway), the clip is sheer genius.

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Sophie also turned Miley Cyrus’ tween-anthem “Party in the USA” into a theme song for tons-of-fun Oceanic Sixer Hurley Reyes.

Enjoy:

Grindhouse Releasing co-owner Bob Murawski may have taken home his first Oscar for Best Film Editing (The Hurt Locker) last night, but he is not ready to rest on his laurels. This week, Murawski will present the world premiere of late actor/writer/director Duke Mitchell’s never-before-seen exploitation flick Gone with the Pope.

Gone with the Pope follows four ex-cons as they set out to abduct the Pope and charge a dollar ransom from every Catholic in the world to set him free. Murawski spent the last 15 years restoring the film in between his mainstream gigs.

He says (via press release):

Of all the films I have been involved with, the one that I am most proud of is Gone with the Pope. Duke Mitchell didn’t live to see this masterpiece finished. I am honored to be the person to finish it for him. Completing this movie was a 15-year labor of love. No expense or effort was spared in rescuing this classic from cinematic oblivion and finishing it with the utmost quality. Our beautiful new 35mm print stands as a testament to Duke Mitchell’s unique and explosively entertaining vision.

Murawski’s editing creds include Night of the Scarecrow, From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money, Animal Instincts 2 (a Skinemax classic of the early ’90s) and John Woo’s Hard Target. He has also edited the Sam Raimi films Army of Darkness, The Gift (starring a topless Katie Holmes), Spiderman (parts 1,2,& 3), and last year’s Drag Me to Hell.

Gone with the Pope will have its world premiere on Friday, March 12 at 7:30 p.m., at The Egyptian Theater (6712 Hollywood Boulevard) in Hollywood, California. The screening will include a Q&A session with the film’s cast and crew. For more information, visit Grindhouse Releasing.

Grindhouse Releasing is currently presenting a nationwide re-release of Raimi’s 1981 cult hit The Evil Dead.