It’s that time of year when horror sites like to put together their list of Christmas themed frighteners. Unfortunately, once you’ve seen one site’s list, you’ve seen them all. That’s why at Clatto we like to approach things differently—usually from behind with a little chloroform.

What follows is our list of the 12 hottest babes found in Christmas themed horror films. Some of the actresses picked perform nude in their films; some don’t. The only criteria that matters is that they put a little jingle in your bells.

Merry Christmas, you heathens!

12. LINNEA QUIGLEY (SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT)

Scream queen icon Linnea Quigley was in her mid-twenties when she played naughty girl Denise in the beloved 1984 holiday classic Silent Night, Deadly Night. The movie, which follows a murderous Santa out to slaughter all who have been bad, but in particular nude young women and the men who screw them, finds Quigley dying one of horror’s most memorable deaths.

Quigley, wearing nothing but a pair of skintight LEE jean cut-offs, is in the throes of passion with her boyfriend when Billy, the aforementioned serial-killing ST. Nick, spies them and decides punishment is needed. He impales her topless body on the antlers of a mounted deer head. It’s a brutally violent death, but one made easier to take thanks to Quigley’s spectacular breasts.

11.  SALLI ELISE RICHARDSON-WHITFIELD (I Am Legend)

Salli Elise Richardson-Whitfield, best known for her role as DoD agent Allison Blake on Syfy’s “Eureka” series, plays Will Smith’s ill-fated wife Zoe in Warner Bros. 2007 film adaptation of author Richard Matheson’s zombie-apocalypse novel “I Am Legend.”

Set in Manhattan on Christmas Eve during a deadly viral outbreak, the Francis Lawrence-directed film sees Richardson-Whitfield’s character perish in a tragic helicopter extraction accident. Alice Braga steps in as Smith’s love interest, but—like the movie itself—fails to hold one’s interest.

Richardson-Whitfield’s role is small and nudity-free, but the milfy stunner is just too hot to not make this list.

10. KIM BASINGER (WHILE SHE WAS OUT)

Speaking of milfs … While She Was Out stars a 55-year-old Kim Basinger as an abused housewife whose trip to purchase wrapping paper on Christmas Eve leads to her witnessing a parking lot murder. On the run from the four young hooligans responsible, she ventures off into the woods where she discovers that her vagina and a roadside flare can be useful survival tools.

Basinger looks fantastic and her acting chops make the 2008 direct-to-video revenge-thriller all the more intense, especially during a cat-and-mouse with bad boy Lukas Haas, who thinks he’s going to score himself some cougar cooch, but ends up with face-full of flare (if we only had a quarter for every time that happens … right, fellas?).

9. EMILE DE RAVIN (SANTA’S SLAY)

Santa’s Slay re-imagines the jolly fat one as a demon spawn who massacred people on Christmas day up until 1005 A.D., when he lost a bet to an archangel and was forced to give gifts to those on earth for a 1000 years.

Set in the year 2005, the Brett Ratner-produced film follows Claus as he once again spreads some “Yuletide fear.”

Emilie De Ravin, best known for her role as Claire Littleton on ABC’s “LOST,” stars in the comedy-slasher as Mary Mackenzie, a small town girl who teams up with her 16-year-old coworker and his grandfather to fight the killer Claus.

The sexy 29-year-old Aussie sadly keeps her figure under wraps, but first-time director David Steiman makes up for it by including nude stripper boobs and hmm-worthy Fran Drescher cleavage shots in the flick.

8. EMILY BLUNT (WIND CHILL)

Wind Chill stars British stunner Emily Blunt as a northeastern college coed catching a ride home for Christmas with a creepy schoolmate—played by “Revenge” star Ashton Holmes—who, unbeknownst to her, has had his eye on her all semester.

After a shortcut through the woods leads to an auto accident, the duo end up stranded in 30-below weather. To make matters worse, they appear to be surrounded by spirits that died in the area during a tragic event in the ’50s.

Being that this story takes place in freezing weather, don’t expect to see Blunt in a two-piece. The pretty brunette is bundled up tight the entire movie.

7. AMBER SMITH (DEAD END)

Amber Smith is a former Sports Illustrated and Playboy model who has no qualms about going nude for a role. In the 2003 ghost thriller Dead End, she plays a shapely specter in a white dress who haunts the Harrington family as they drive through the woods on their way to a Christmas dinner.

When she appears to son Richard Harrington, a junkie and chronic masturbator, during a road stop, she drops her dress to reveal what would be a heavenly nude body if she weren’t  so damn evil. She kisses Richard softly before biting his lower lip off (good thing he hadn’t ask for a blow job).

6. LACEY CHABERT (BLACK CHRISTMAS)

“Party of Five” starlet Lacey Chabert (she was Claudia, the youngest of the Salinger clan) made her horror film debut in Dimension Films’ 2006 remake of the 1974 Canadian slasher Black Christmas.

The now 29-year-old brunette plays Dana, a bitchy sorority girl who meets her brutal end at the hands of an escaped mental patient named Billy Edward Lenz. It’s a small part, but it’s cool to see how much Chabert has grown (::cough::big boobs:::).

5. ADRIANNE PALICKI (LEGION)

The 2010 Scott Stewart-directed end-of-days thriller Legion finds “Friday Night Lights” star Adrianne Palicki playing a pregnant, small town waitress who discovers that her unborn child is the messiah that will save mankind from armageddon on Christmas Eve.

Palicki gained weight for the role and it shows on her cheeks, which look adorably pinch-able. She was also strapped with an 8-lb. belly to give the illusion that she was ready to drop, which she does on Christmas Day during a gas station battle with supernaturally possessed peeps.

Despite the baby bump and chipmunk cheeks, Palicki looks radiant and almost makes the risk of raising some  entitled slacker for 18-years worth taking. Almost.

4. PHOEBE CATES (GREMLINS)

Phoebe Cates followed nude turns in raunchy sex comedies Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Private School with the more wholesome role of Kate Beringer in the darkly funny 1984 Joe Dante-directed blockbuster Gremlins.

Though Gremlins marked the beginning of less naked roles for Cates, it’s hard not to picture the former model in her red Fast Times bikini … even during her now infamous “another reason to hate Christmas” story:

3. KATIE CASSIDY (BLACK CHRISTMAS)

Katie Cassidy, daughter to ’70s teen idol David Cassidy, scored her first lead role in Dimension Films much maligned 2006 Black Christmas remake.  The Cali-born looker plays Kelli Presley, Delta Alpha Kappa’s newest pledge and the only hottie with the wits to take on the escaped lunatic murdering her sorority sisters.

Critics and remake haters alike took a massive shit on this redo when it was first released, citing stale dialogue and lack of creativity as its primary offenses. But, with a cast that includes Cassidy and a bevy of gorgeous babes, it’s apparent those people are fags.

2. SHANON ELIZABETH (JACK FROST)

Before revealing her natural talents to mainstream movie audiences in the runaway hit comedy American Pie, Shannon Elizabeth courted horny horror fans with an outrageous nude shower scene in 1997’s cult-fav Jack Frost, her feature film debut.

The Texas-born stunner plays Jill Metzner, an unfortunate victim of serial killing snowman Jack Frost. Frost murders Jill in the shower, but not before raping her with the carrot he uses for a nose.

1. RACHEL NICHOLS (P2)

P2 stars Rachel Nichols as Angela Bridges, an attractive businesswoman held captive in the underground parking structure of her Manhattan office by the building’s creepy security guard. Armed with just a fire axe and a clingy, wet dress, Nichols embarks on a dangerous game of cat-and-mouse with the homicidal stalker.

Written and produced by Alexandre Aja, the Summit Entertainment release is a taut Christmas Eve thriller that features an emotionally intense performance from Nichols and plenty of eye-popping stunts from her large, magnificent breasts (i.e. jumping, running, bouncing).

The following is part two of Clatto’s ranking of the hottest actresses working in the horror, sci-fi, and fantasy genres as selected by my discerning penis. Unlike most scream queen lists, this one does not include starlets from yesteryear, but instead focuses on women that are currently stroke-worthy working.

Rank was determined by the actresses’ looks, body of work, and likelihood of continuing to work in the genres. Feel free to argue and comment (to see #20-to-#11 go here). Now, check out #10-thru-#1:

10. CHRISTA CAMPBELL

If you’re the kind of guy who enjoys watching movies with his penis, then you’ve probably sat through stinkers such as Mansquito and 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams just to catch a glimpse of busty, 5-foot-8 stunner Christa Campbell.

The 38-year-old actress—and 2007 Playboy cover girl—has appeared in over 50 movies, usually in criminally small supporting roles. To her credit, she’s not afraid to steal scenes with her God-given gifts—as seen during her nude cat-fight with Amber Heard in the absolutely awesome Drive Angry 3-D.

Campbell will, however, be front-and-center in Grindstone’s shape-shifter thriller Hyenas and Nu Image Films’ upcoming theatrical 3-D release Spiders.

9. ODETTE YUSTMAN

Odette Yustman doesn’t have a lot of creds under her Hollywood garter belt, but the 25-year-old starlet whipped horror fans into a frenzy last year when her gorgeous posterior was featured on the poster of Rogue Pictures The Unborn.

Yustman, who is a mix of Cuban and Colombian linage, starred in the supernatural thriller as a woman tormented by the evil spirit of her unborn twin brother. The film earned over $42 million domestically and $76 million worldwide.

Just one year prior to The Unborn, Yustman played damsel-in-distress Beth McIntyre in director/producer J.J. Abrams’ monster hit Cloverfield. That film went on to earn over $170 million in worldwide coin.

Up next for the starlet is a turn in Anchor Bay/Studio Canal’s upcoming remake of the 1970 British abduction-thriller And Soon the Darkness. She and costar Amber Heard play American tourists on a bike-riding excursion in Argentina that goes terribly wrong when one of them is kidnapped. Check out images from the film here.

8. MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD

Mary Elizabeth Winstead made her horror film debut in 2005 with a bit part in Japanese director Hideo Nakata’s first American film The Ring 2. A lead role in James Wong’s Final Destination 3 followed in ‘06 and quickly put Winstead on track for scream queen status.

Wong, impressed with Winstead’s performance, hired the leggy brunette for his remake of the 1974 slasher Black Christmas. The film was a commercial flop, but earned Winstead a nomination for Best Scream Queen at the Spike TV 2007 Scream Awards.

That same year, she scored the role of aspiring actress Lee Montgomery in Quentin Tarantino’s Death Proof. Though she doesn’t get much screen time in the flick, her character’s ditzy nature and short cheerleader skirt make her performance quite memorable … especially in the bathroom after the wife has gone to bed.

This year, Winstead was front and center in director Edgar Wright’s big screen adaptation of Byran Lee O’Malley’s graphic-novel series Scott Pilgrim VS. the World. The film got its ass kicked at the box office, but garnered good reviews for the 25-year-old starlet.

Up next for Winstead is a starring role in Universal Pictures remake of John Carpenter’s The Thing.

7. KATIE CASSIDY

Katie Cassidy, daughter to ’70s teen idol David Cassidy, made her horror debut in 2006 as Camilla Belle’s slutty BFF in Screen Gems remake of the 1979 classic When a Stranger Calls. That same year, she took a supporting role in Anchor Bay’s The Lost and nailed the lead in Dimension Films’ redo of the 1974 slasher Black Christmas.

A recurring role as demon-babe Ruby on season three of the CW’s “Supernatural” series followed in ‘07. She was replaced after six episodes by Genevieve Cortese due to a reported salary dispute. Cassidy returned to TV in the 2009 CBS horror/mystery series “Harper’s Island,” in which she played the starring role of bride-to-be Patricia Wellington.

Cassidy scored her most successful film to date this year in Platinum Dunes’ reboot of Wes Craven’s 1984 frightener A Nightmare on Elm Street. The 23-year-old starlet played the role of Tina (renamed Kris for the remake), one of Freddy Krueger’s most brutal kills.

Cassidy’s favorite horror films include The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (old and new) and The Ring.

6. NATALIE PORTMAN

It may seem surprising to find Oscar-winner Natalie Portman on a list such as this, but the 29-year-old critic’s darling appears to once again be embracing the horror/sci-fi/fantasy genres long after starring as the iconic Queen Padme Amidala in George Lucas’ Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, and its sequels Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith.

Portman, who played anarchist Evey Hammond in the 2006 Wachowski Brothers-produced dystopian-actioner V for Vendetta, spent most of the past four years starring in mind-numbingly dull indies and period pieces that we watched anyway in the hopes that she’d flash some skin ala Hotel Chevalier and/or Closer. This year, however, saw Portman lining up a series of projects guaranteed to please genre fans.

First up is director Darren Aronofsky’s acclaimed supernatural-thriller Black Swan, in which Portman plays a ballerina tormented by evil while competing to land the lead in a production of Swan Lake. She and Mila Kunis share a heated lesbian sex scene.

Portman is also serving as producer on the film adaptation of author Seth Grahame-Smith’s best-selling novel Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. She was set to star as the book’s heroine Elizabeth Bennet, but scheduling conflicts prevented her from doing so. Up next for the petite stunner is director Kenneth Branagh’s Thor and a possible role in Ridley Scott’s eagerly anticipated Alien prequels.

5. MILLA JOVOVICH

Despite having topped our list of The Ten Hottest Horror/Sci-fi Babes of the Past Decade back in January, Ukrainian-born actress/model Milla Jovovich continues to be one of the genre’s most prolific performers. The 34-year-old stunner’s most recent creds include last year’s creepy alien abduction thriller The Fourth Kind and the white-knuckle survival-frightener A Perfect Getaway.

This year, she reprised her role as Alice in Resident Evil: Afterlife. The film, shot in authentic 3-D, has grossed over $211 million in worldwide coin. Plans for a fifth installment are already underway.

Up next for Jovovich is a starring role in Julien Magnat’s Faces in the Crowd. She plays Anna Marchant, a woman suffering from prosopagnosia (inability to make out faces) after surviving a serial killer attack.

Jovovich made her sci-fi debut as the orange-haired, half-naked Leeloo Dallas in the 1997 Luc Besson actioner The Fifth Element.

4. JAIME KING

Jaime King first made a name for herself at age 15 modeling for Abercrombie & Fitch and posing for fashion mags such as Vogue, Allure, and—your favorite spank publication—Seventeen. Her first lead role in a film was that of kick-ass babe Jade in Lakeshore Entertainment’s failed 2003 adaptation of Michael Avon Oeming’s comic book series Bulletproof Monk.

King fared much better in 2006 when she played twin prostitutes Goldie and Wendy in Robert Rodriguez’s hardboiled actioner Sin City. Starring opposite Mickey Rourke, she goes topless during the flick’s best sequence “The Hard Goodbye.”

The following year, King took roles in the Canadian thriller They Wait and actor-turned-director David Arquette’s ode to old-school slashers The Tripper. She reunited with Sin City graphic-novelist Frank Miller in 2008 for his directorial debut The Spirit.

King scored a major one-two-punch in ‘09 when she headlined Patrick Lussier’s surprise box office hit My Bloody Valentine 3-D and was cast to voice bounty hunter Aurra Sing in the George Lucas Cartoon Network show “Star Wars: The Clone Wars.” That same year, she cameoed in hubby Kyle Newman’s much-delayed ode to Star Wars geeks Fanboys.

This year saw King mentoring a slew of wannabe horror starlets on VH1’s reality-competition show “Scream Queens 2.” She will next star as a home-invasion victim in Darren Lynn Bousman’s Mother’s Day.

3. MEGAN FOX

Megan Fox hit instant stardom bent over the engine of a yellow 1976 Camaro in director Michael Bay’s 2007 box office hit Transformers. Her performance as  mechanically-inclined hard-body Mikaela Banes drew ire from fat and ugly women everywhere who watched helplessly as their man-child boyfriends stained their Optimus Prime Underoos.

She reprised the role two years later in Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, solidifying her sexpot status early on in the film by straddling a motorcycle while wearing daisy-dukes. Unfortunately, her off-the-cuff criticism of director Michael Bay (she likened him to Hitler) in the media would see her replaced by Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Transformers 3.

Fox headlined director Karyn Kusama’s (Aeon Flux) criminally underrated teen-horror film Jennifer’s Body in 2009. The role of high school man-eater Jennifer Check was written specifically for her by Oscar-winning director Diablo Cody (Juno).

Jennifer’s Body collapsed at the box office, earning only $16 million and a slew of bad reviews for Fox and Cody. The 24-year-old starlet didn’t fare much better in this year’s comic book-based Jonah Hex, despite playing the part of hatchet-wielding prostitute Leila in a corset cinched to give her an 18-inch waist. While it sucks that neither of these films found an audience, it does make the likelihood of seeing Fox in more horror/sci-fi projects all the better.

Fox will next play an angel-like creature trapped at a circus sideshow in director Mitch Glazer’s supernatural-romance story Passion Play.

2. DIORA BAIRD

Miami-born model-turned-actress Diora Baird and her mesmerizing 32-DD’s made their horror film debut in Platinum Dunes’ 2006 prequel The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning. Roles in forgettable comedies and TV guest spots followed up until 2009 when Baird took a role in the unwatchable horror-spoof Stan Helsing. That same year, she scored a part in Paramount Pictures’ Star Trek reboot, but was cut out for not having blown J.J. Abrams.

This year, Baird appears to have finally given up on her childhood dreams of movie stardom and embraced the straight-to-DVD horror market. The 27-year-old starlet appears in Ghost House Pictures’ vampire-frightener 30 Days of Night: Dark Days and director Adam Gierasch’s Night of the Demons remake, in which she experiences demonic possession through anal sex.

Up next for Baird is After Dark Films’ violent bank-heist thriller Transit opposite LOST’s Harold Perrineau and “True Blood’s” James Frain. Her best work, however, can be seen in the pages of Playboy’s August 2005 issue.

1. AMBER HEARD

All the boys love Amber Heard … and for good reason. The 24-year-old Texas starlet has a penchant for going topless and a love of horror that began with the titular role in the little seen 2008 teen-slasher All the Boys Love Mandy Lane.

The film got stuck in distribution hell, but Heard went on to make a name for herself with memorable eye-candy roles in Summit Entertainment’s Never Back Down, Judd Apatow’s Pineapple Express, and Senator Films’ big screen adaptation of author Bret Easton Ellis‘ novel The Insiders—for which she went nude.

On the topic of nudity, she told FHM:

I did plenty of topless scenes too, which are in movies for no reason other than they’re topless. I paid that small price, which you have to do to go further. But I always knew what I was doing in a movie. If my role was nothing but that, I could make the decision, as an adult, whether to use it to my advantage or not.

Heard returned to horror in 2009 as Jesse Eisenberg’s sexy undead neighbor in Columbia Pictures’ horror comedy Zombieland. A bikini-clad role in Screen Gems remake of The Stepfather soon followed. This year, she stars alongside Danielle Panabaker in John Carpenter’s all-girl madhouse thriller The Ward and with Odette Yustman in Studio Canal’s tourists-in-trouble frightener And Soon the Darkness.

Next up for Heard is a ride-along with Nicolas Cage in Summit Entertainment’s supernatural road-rager Drive Angry 3-D. Directed by Patrick Lussier, the film stars Heard as a rough-and-tumble diner waitress out to help a man (Cage) take vengeance on the assholes that killed his daughter and abducted his grandchild.

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The Ten Sexiest Horror Films of 2010

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The Ten Hottest Horror/Sci-Fi Babes of the Past Decade

12 Heroes in Horror/Sci-Fi That Won’t Make You Feel Like an Asshole

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The following is a ranking of the hottest actresses working in the horror, sci-fi, and fantasy genres as selected by my discerning penis and its esteemed nut-sac. Unlike most scream queen lists, this one does not include starlets from yesteryear, but instead focuses on women that are currently stroke-worthy working.

Rank was determined by the actresses’ looks, body of work, and likelihood of continuing to work in the genres. Feel free to argue and comment. Let’s get started with #20-thru-#11:

(To see #10-thru#1 on the list, go here)

20. RHONA MITRA

British babe Rhona Mitra made one of the most memorable horror film debuts of all time in director Paul Verhoeven’s 2000 sci-fi thriller Hollow Man. The brunette, doe-eyed stunner—then 24-years-old—played rape victim to Kevin Bacon’s evil Invisible Man character in a scene that managed to be simultaneously silly and insanely stroke-worthy.

Sidetracked by consecutive runs on producer/writer David E. Kelly’s successful lawyer procedurals  “The Practice” and “Boston Legal,” Mitra did not return to horror until 2006’s forgettable werewolf frightener Skinwalkers. A slight career miscalculation in the year that followed also landed her in the Jim Carey snoozer The Number 23.

Mitra wisely reinvented herself in 2008 as an ass-kicking sexpot in director Neil Marshall’s post-apocalyptic actioner Doomsday and was cast the as Kate Beckingsale’s replacement in Screen Gems 2009 prequel Underworld: Rise of the Lycans as a result.

Today, the 34-year-old actress is headlining ABC’s vampire-soap “The Gates.” Unfortunately for all our penises, she has not gone nude in horror since Hollow Man.

19. SUMMER GLAU

Summer Glau first caused sci-fi geeks to cream their Star Trek Underoos in producer/writer Joss Whedon’s beloved space-western “Firefly.” Glau played River Tam, a young, unstable fugitive with telepathic abilities who finds a home among Capt. Malcolm Reynolds and his crew of outlaw smugglers.

Glau would reprise the role in 2005’s Serenity, Whedon’s film adaptation of the canceled-way-to-soon series. Her performance earned her a Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actress.

A recurring part in the USA network’s ambitious sci-fi drama “The 4400″ followed. Glau portrayed Tess Doerner, an alien abductee returned to earth as a schizophrenic with mind-control powers. The show was canned in 2007 over budget concerns, poor ratings, and the writer’s strike.

Despite her bad luck with sci-fi, Glau followed up The “4400″ with the Fox series “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles”—the highest rated scripted series of the 07-08 season. The show was quickly renewed and Glau’s profile blew up thanks in part to a sexy campaign featuring the petite star as a half-naked Terminator.

“Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles” was unplugged after its second season run. Glau re-teamed with Whedon for a four-episode arch on his now canceled series “Dollhouse.” Up next for the Texas native is a role as a crime-fighting blogger (are there any other kind?) on NBC’s new superhero drama “The Cape.”

Galau will also try her hand at horror-comedy in director Joe Lynch’s Knights of Badassdom.

18. JULIANNA GUILL

In 2009, newcomer Julianna Guill came out swinging … her boobs. The 23-year-old North Carolina stunner shot her first-ever nude scene for Platinum Dunes’ Friday the 13th. The reboot, which grossed over $91 million worldwide, made huge stars out of Guill’s breasts and quickly led to their casting in MTV’s teen-slasher web series My Super Psycho Sweet 16.

Ironically, Guill is not a horror fan. She tells FEARnet:

I always have a hard time watching horror movies that I’m not in because they really scare me. When I’m in them I know it’s not real, but when I’m watching them I have a really hard time.

I think they’re cool, and I think the genre is really cool, but it’s not something that I flock to on a regular basis because I tend to be a huge whimp.

This year Guill has starred opposite Jessica Lowndes in director Kaare Andrews’ in-flight frightener Altitude and reprised her role as bitchy socialite Madison Penrose in MTV’s My Super Psycho Sweet 16: Part 2.

2011 will find Guill and her magnificent breasts starring opposite Ashley Greene in Dark Castle Entertainment’s supernatural thriller The Apparition.

17. SARA PAXTON

Sara Paxton broke into horror in Rogue Pictures’ update of Wes Craven’s controversial classic The Last House on the Left. The pretty 22-year-old blonde played the role of Mari Collingwood, the good-natured coed abducted, tormented, and raped by psycho-killer Krug Stillo and his family of degenerates.

The rape is disturbingly brutal, excruciatingly long, and horrifying … if you’re watching it with your wife, girlfriend, or mom. If viewed alone, however, the scene’s sexualized violence provides hours of shameful masturbatory pleasure.

Adding to the stroke-value is the fact that Paxton had mostly starred in fam-friendly stuff (”Darcy’s Wild Life” on Discovery Channel) previous to this role and reportedly described her scenes as uncomfortable.

Next year, Paxton will star in three horror films: producer Jack Heller’s “LOST”-meets-”Twilight Zone” directorial debut Enter Nowhere, Ti West’s (House of the Devil) haunted-hotel thriller The Innkeepers, and David R. Ellis’ (The Final Destination 3-D) soon-to-shoot creature-feature Shark Night 3-D.

16. RADHA MITCHELL

Aussie starlet Radha Mitchell first captivated penis-gripping moviegoers a decade ago in the only watchable Vin Diesel film ever made Pitch Black. Roles in Joel Schumacher’s serial-killer drama Phone Booth and the Australian sailing-thriller Visitors followed.

Mitchell scared up a stronger fan base in 2006 when she took on the role of Rose Da Silva in Konami’s visually-striking and creepy adaptation of its best-selling video game Silent Hill. The part scored her a Best Actress nomination from the Australian Film Institute.

The sexy sheila caused a stir the following year by baring the bush down under in award-winning director Robert Benton’s relationship-drama The Feast of Love. While clearly not a horror film, Feast proved that Mitchell could be fooled convinced into going nude for her “art.”

Mitchell followed the drama up with starring roles in Greg Mclean’s (Wolf Creek) 2007  giant-croc frightener Rogue, Jonathan Mostow’s (Terminator: Rise of the Machines) 2009 sci-fi actioner Surrogates, and this year’s successful remake of George Romero’s classic viral outbreak thriller The Crazies. Sadly, she kept her clothes on.

But, there’s hope. Mitchell’s next project is for Oscar-nominated director Julie Delpy’s (Two Days in Paris) The Countess, an artsy-fartsy retelling of the classic Erzsebet Bathory story.

15. EMILY BROWNING

Australian starlet Emily Browning made her American film debut at the age of 14 in Warner Bros. 2002 haunted-vessel thriller Ghost Ship. Roles in 2003’s underrated evil Tooth Fairy film Darkness Falls and DreamWorks 2004 fam-friendly fantasy flick Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events followed.

After a short hiatus, Browning returned to the big screen last year in DreamWorks’ PG-13 thriller The Uninvited. The film—though just a modest success—served to heighten Browning’s profile, catapulting her into sexy R-Rated roles in Zach Snyder’s jail-bait fantasy-actioner Sucker Punch and the Australian indie-flick Sleeping Beauty, in which she plays a college-student-turned-prostitute.

14. BRIANA EVIGAN

In 1979, actor Greg Evigan introduced us to B.J. McKay and his best friend Bear—a chimpanzee—in the classic NBC show “B.J. and the Bear.” Almost a decade later, he gave us cool-artist dad Joey Harris on NBC’s “My Two Dads.” But, the greatest gift Evigan has ever given all of us is his daughter Briana Evigan.

Briana made her acting debut at age 10 alongside her father in the 1996 ghost-thriller House of the Damned. Her breakout role would come at age 22 in the truly frightening urban dance flick Step Up 2: The Streets. The film earned her an MTV award for Best Kiss and served as a showcase for her big, beautiful white girl ass.

Briana followed Streets up with an appearance on NBC’s short-lived 2008 horror anthology show “Fear Itself” before going on to star in a string of notable horror films, including the Donnie Darko sequel S. Darko, E1 Entertainment’s Sorority Row remake, and this year’s Oh-Shit-There’s-a-Tiger-in-the-House thriller Burning Bright.

Up next for the 23-year-old stunner is a part in director Darren Lynn Bousman’s long-delayed remake Mother’s Day. Evigan will star opposite Rebecca De Mornay, Jaime King, and Deborah Ann Woll.

13. DANIELLE HARRIS

Self proclaimed serial killer enthusiast Danielle Harris got her start in horror at the age of 11 opposite one of the genre’s most iconic figures in Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers and Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers. In 2007, she returned to the franchise as an entirely different character in Rob Zombie’s Halloween remake and its sequel Halloween 2.

Along with her good looks and willingness to go nude, Harris earns a spot on this list for her commitment to horror. The 33-year-old actress has starred in The Black Waters of Echo Pond, Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet, Left for Dead, Urban Legend, and Fearnet.com’s web series “Fear Clinic.”

Up next for the petite starlet are roles in Adam Green’s Hatchet 2, Jim Mickle’s vampire-roadtrip Stake Land, the indie survival-frightener The Victim, Julian Richard’s serial-killer drama Shiver, and Night of the Living Dead: Origins 3-D, an animated update of the George Romero classic.

12. DANIELLE PANABAKER

Georgia peach Danielle Panabaker made her horror debut playing Kevin Costner’s daughter in the 2007 serial-killer drama Mr. Brooks. The film failed to find an audience during its theatrical run, but Panabaker would go on to court fright fans as the lead in Platinum Dunes 2009 remake of the classic slasher Friday the 13th.

Friday the 13th was a success at the box office, earning over $65 million domestically and landing Panabaker on horror fans’ radar. She scored another hit this year with Overture Films’ remake of George Romero’s viral-outbreak thriller The Crazies followed.

In an interview with ShockTillYouDrop, Panabaker expressed her delight at becoming one of horror’s scream queens. She said:

I’d love to be a scream queen. I think it’s fun. I’m still fairly young and new to the business. So, understanding all of the different aspects of filmmaking and what goes into it is fascinating to me, and understanding the different genres.

Up next for Panabaker is a role as a mental patient in director John Carpenter’s all-girl madhouse-thriller The Ward. The film marks the 61-year-old horror legend’s return to the big screen since 2001’s Ghosts of Mars.

11. BOBBI SUE LUTHER

Any girl named Bobbi Sue is destined to get through life by the sweat of her breasts. Bobbi Sue Luther is no exception. The 32-year-old, Maryland-born sexpot has a couple of the hardest working 34-E’s in the biz.

The 2009 slasher Laid to Rest finds Luther’s breasts waking up in a coffin with temporary amnesia. Escape from the pine box comes easy, but battling sadistic killer Chrome Skull proves more difficult. The film is definitely a cut above most slashers and features a quick, but wonderful, topless scene from Luther.

Luther’s breasts will next been seen in Adam Gierasch’s long-delayed Night of the Demons, an amped-up remake of the 1988 cult classic starring beloved scream-queen Linnea Quigley. Luther’s breasts reportedly pay homage to Quigley’s classic lipstick-around-the-nipples scene in the redo.

Luther’s breasts have also starred in the Robert Englund direct-to-DVD vehicle Killer Pad, the Dowdle Brothers (Devil, Quarantine) still unreleased Poughkeepsie Tapes and Fox TV’s “Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles,” in which she played the Emmy-worthy role of Bar Skank.

Don’t forget to check out these lists:

The 20 Hottest Women Working in Horror/Sci-Fi Today: Part Two (#10-thr-#1)

The Ten Sexiest Horror Films of 2010

The 11 Sexiest Maneater Babes in Horror/Sci-fi

The Ten Hottest Horror/Sci-Fi Babes of the Past Decade

12 Heroes in Horror/Sci-Fi That Won’t Make You Feel Like an Asshole

15 Vampire Movies That Won’t Make You Gay

The 5 Most Diabolical Dinners in Horror

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Mistress of the Dark Elvira pokes fun at Tea Party darling and suspected witch Christine O’Donnell in a clever video spoof of the Delaware Senate candidate’s “I Am Not a Witch” TV spot. Gotta say, the parody is better than most campaign commercials.

Take a look:

Elvira and her “bigger tits” can be seen on TV hosting the recently revamped syndicated series “Elvira’s Movie Macabre.” The show, produced and written by Elvira, features the still-stunning 58-year-old starlet providing commentary and eye-candy while airing terrible old crap such as Attack of the Giant Leeches, The Killer Shrews, and Night of the LivingDead. To see local listings for time and channels, go here.

Elvira takes over the boob tube this weekend as host of the newly rebooted syndicated series “Movie Macabre.” The still-surprisingly-sexy 58-year-old horror icon (played by Cassandra Peterson) will provide eye-candy, skits, and snarky commentary for the show, much like she did when it originally aired in 1981.

The premiere episode will feature George Romero’s 1968 beloved zombie frightener Night of the Living Dead, a notable departure from the D-grade titles the original “Movie Macabre” show ribbed.

Elvira tells AOL:

We saved the best for the first show. Night of the Living Dead may be the only film on my show that qualifies as good. The others are good in their own crappy way, but they are better fodder for me to make fun of. The first show basically features more jokes making fun of me returning to TV than the actual movie.

“Elvira’s Movie Macabre” is slated to air 26 episodes. The show is produced and written by Elvira and will present films such as Attack of the Giant Leeches and The Killer Shrews. To see local listings for time and channels, go here.

A red-band trailer for director Adam Gierasch’s long-delayed Night of the Demons remake has hit the web. Despite starring  gorgeous up-and-comer Diora Baird and her stunningly naked 32-DD’s, the film is slated for DVD and Blu-ray release on Oct. 19.

Take a sneak peek:

Night of the Demons is a remake of the 1988 cult classic starring beloved scream-queen Linnea Quigley (yes, she has a cameo in the new film). The film, now set in New Orleans, follows a sexy group of girlfriends as they fight off demons at a Halloween celebration.

Along with Baird, the stroke-worthy cast includes Shannon Elizabeth (Thirteen Ghosts), Monica Keena (Freddy VS. Jason), Bobbi Sue Luther (Laid to Rest), Tiffany Shepis (Stripped), and Holly Ladnier (Jonah Hex). The film is Gierasch’s followup to his chilling 2008 debut Autopsy, starring Jessica Lowndes.

Baird’s horror creds include the upcoming Ghost House Pictures release 30 Days of Night: Dark Days, the horror-comedy Stan Helsing, and Jonathan Liebesman’s 2006 prequel The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning.

Night of the Demons vagina-less stars include Edward Furlong (Terminator 2: Judgement Day), Jonathan Beach (”Fear Clinic”)), Michael Copon (Scorpion King: Rise of a Warrior), and Eric F. Adams (Autopsy).

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The excitement over director Alexandre Aja’s fish-&-chicks frightener Piranha 3-D is reaching a frenzied state. Baited by Aja’s promise of gut-wrenching gore, frivolous nudity, and girl-on-girl action from glamor model/actress Kelly Brook and porn star Riley Steele, moviegoers are expected to turn out in droves schools when the film opens next week.

But, when the popcorn is gone and the floor is littered with candy wrappers and that sticky stuff guys tell their dates moms is just spilled soda, will anyone stay seated for the credits to find out exactly who topless chick #24 was?

Yea, I didn’t think so.

Fortunately, photos of these fresh-off-the-bus, SAG-card-seeking actress wannabes have hit the net (see below), guaranteeing that their bold career choices will forever be appreciated by chronic masturbators everywhere. That may not be fame and fortune, but it’s definitely God’s work.

To see more bikini-clad background babes go here and here. To see 9-minutes of uncensored Piranha 3-D footage, go here.

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Danielle Harris announced at this year’s Comic-Con that she would be starring in director Julian Richards’ adaptation of author Brian Harper’s 1992 serial killer novel Shiver. The 33-year-old brunette stunner describes the film as terrifying and her role in it as her “most challenging” (let’s hope challenging is code for frivolous nudity).

Shiver tells the story of a Los Angeles detective on the hunt for a ruthless killer who keeps his victims’ heads as souvenirs. Costarring with Harris are Luke Goss and John Jarrat, who played sadistic murderer Mick Taylor in Greg McLean’s 2005 outback frightener Wolf Creek (I’m guessing he’s cast as the head-collector).

Harris, who admits to having a fascination with serial killers, got her start in horror at the age of 11 opposite one of the genre’s most iconic figures in Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers and Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers. She would return to the franchise as an entirely different character in Rob Zombie’s Halloween remake and its sequel Halloween 2.

Harris’ additional horror creds include the upcoming Night of the Living Dead: Origins 3-D, Adam Green’s Hatchet 2, The Black Waters of Echo Pond, Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet, Left for Dead, and the original Urban Legend.

Tonight marks the return of VH1’s horror-inspired reality show “Scream Queens.” Hosted by actress Jaime King (My Bloody Valentine 3-D), acting coach John Homa, and genre director Tim Sullivan (2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams), the show once again pits 10 wannabe starlets against each other in a variety of frightening challenges designed to serve as auditions for  a speaking role in Lionsgate’s upcoming Saw 3-D.

Get psyched with the following BTS clip:

“Scream Queens” debuted in October of 2008 and was originally hosted by Homa, director James Gunn (Slither), and Saw’s Shawnee Smith. Acting novice Tanedra Howard dominated the season and went on to win a memorably gruesome part in last year’s criminally overlooked Saw 6.

Catch “Scream Queens 2″ tonight at 10 p.m. on VH1 (or check your local listings for additional times).

VH1 has released an action-packed, shriek-heavy trailer for its upcoming reality show “Scream Queens 2.” Hosted by actress Jaime King (My Bloody Valentine 3-D), acting coach John Homa, and genre director Tim Sullivan (2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams), the show will once again pit 10 sexy wannabe starlets against each other in horror-inspired challenges for a chance to win a speaking role in Saw 7.

Check it out:

“Scream Queens” debuted in October of 2008 and was originally hosted by Homa, director James Gunn (Slither), and Saw’s Shawnee Smith. Acting novice Tanedra Howard dominated the season and went on to win a memorably gruesome part in last year’s criminally overlooked Saw 6.

“Scream Queens 2″ premieres on VH1 on August 2 at 10 p.m.