Doing its part to promote Transformers: Dark of the Moon, Shia LaBeouf’s penis did an interview with Details in which it revealed that it totally hooked up with former costar Megan Fox and made a cuckold out of her then-boyfriend-now-husband Brian Austin Green.

Said LaBeouf’s penis:

Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them. I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen.

When asked if Fox was involved with Green at the time, LaBeouf’s penis replied:

I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know . . . It was what it was.

Fox, who famously stated in a 2010 interview with Harper Bazaar that she had only bedded two guys in her life (Green and a childhood boyfriend), is gonna have a lot of explaining to do when she gets to the Peach Pit tonight.

Transformers: Dark of the Moon opens June 29 at midnight.

Like the Kennedy assassination and Roswell, the firing of actress Megan Fox from DreamWorks’ soon-to-be-released Transformers: Dark of the Moon has been shrouded in secrecy and speculation. Most people believe the 25-year-old starlet was canned for famously comparing director Michael Bay to Hitler. Those people are wrong.

Turns out there was a second shooter in the grassy knoll. Transformers producer/director Michael Bay has now revealed that he was not offended by Fox’s comment at all and that the real reason she was fired was because executive producer Steven Spielberg demanded it so.

Bay said (via Daily Mail):

You know the Hitler thing. Steven [Spielberg] said, fire her right now.

Fox, of course, was replaced in the film by 24-year-old Victoria Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whitely, who coincidentally once compared Bay to Janice Dickinson on “America’s Next Top Model.”

Transformers: Dark of the Moon arrives in theaters on July 1.

Photos of a topless Megan Fox taken from the supernatural romancer Passion Play have hit the web. Fox stars opposite Mickey Rourke, Kelly Lynch and Bill Murray in the film and plays a winged-beauty held captive as a circus sideshow.

The film, currently playing in selected theaters for a limited time, was publicly declared “terrible” by Rourke. Personally, I found that comment to be incredibly unfair and disrespectful to Fox’s breasts. But, you be the judge.

Passion Play is screenwriter Mitch Glazer’s (The Recruit, Scrooged) directorial debut. It arrives on DVD and Blu-ray on May 31.

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Now that Mickey Rourke has publicly shat on Mitch Glazer’s supernatural romancer Passion Play, Image Entertainment has reconfigured its marketing efforts to appeal to a more specialized audience: penises between the ages of 18-to-39.

The savvy studio has released a string of pics showcasing Rourke’s gorgeous costar Megan Fox in varying degrees of undress. The 24-year-old stunner plays a winged creature held captive as a circus sideshow attraction. Rourke is the down-and-out loser trying to save her.

Filling out the cast are Kelly Lynch (The Jacket), Rhys Ifans (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), Chris Browning (Let Me In), Rory Cochrane (Scanner Darkly), Alexandra Essoe (Surviving Crooked Lake), Liezl Carstens (Fright Night) and Bill Murray (Zombieland) as circus owner Happy Shannon.

Passion Play will have a limited theatrical run starting on May 6. Home editions will arrive on May 21.

Fox is part of Clatto’s list of The 20 Hottest Women Working in Horror/Sci-fi Today. To see topless shots of Fox on the Passion Play set, go here . To see additional BTS photos go here.

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The first official trailer for writer-turned-director Mitch Glazer’s supernatural romancer Passion Play has hit the net. The film stars Mickey Rourke and Megan Fox in a story about a downtrodden jazz musician determined to rescue a sexy winged creature from a circus sideshow.

Costarring in the movie are Kelly Lynch (The Jacket), Rhys Ifans (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), Chris Browning (Let Me In), and the highly overrated Bill Murray (Zombieland) as circus owner Happy Shannon.

Image Entertainment will give Passion Play a limited theatrical run on May 6 before releasing it on DVD on May 21.

Megan Fox is, of course, featured in Clatto’s list of The 20 Hottest Women Working in Horror/Sci-fi Today.

Peep the trailer:

Entertainment Tonight scored a clip from screenwriter-turned-first-time-director Mitch Glazer’s supernatural-romance story Passion Play. The footage reveals a meeting between Megan Fox’s winged circus show freak and Mickey Rourke’s downtrodden sax player.

Take a look:

The film’s synopsis reads:

Nate (Rourke), a small-time jazz musician, is clearly a hard-luck case. Caught trying to break into a car, he is taken off into the desert where his assailant puts a gun to his head. Game over? Not quite. Stumbling into a circus pitched amidst the vast expanses of the southwest desert, Nate finds himself drawn to the exotic beauty of Lily (Fox), the Bird Woman.

Lily is cold and dismissive; socializing with customers is not her scene. But it dawns on her that this gentle giant may well be her way out of a life of eccentric exposition. Nate is protective and understanding, and to him her aquiline beauty is a magic part of her uniqueness.

As their bond deepens, Nate finds that his dreams of bliss are about to be thwarted by Happy Shannon, a cucumber-cool businessman with deep pockets and an eye for the bizarre.

Passion Play costars Kelly Lynch (The Jacket), Rhys Ifans (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), Chris Browning (Let Me In), and the highly overrated Bill Murray (Zombieland) as Happy Shannon. The film will have its premiere at this years Toronto International Film Festival.

To see BTS images of Fox & Rourke, click here.

Megan Fox sat down to shoot the shit this week on Oscar-winning screenwriter Diablo Cody’s new online interview show “Red Band Trailer.” The 24-year-old starlet talks about the industry, her bitchy image, and working with those “socially awkward” Olsen Twins early in her career.

Take a look:

Fox and Cody worked together on last year’s criminally underrated frightener Jennifer’s Body. Fox’s  portrayal of the film’s man-eating babe Jennifer Check made Clatto’s list of The 11 Sexiest Maneater Babes in Horror & Sci-fi.

Tyrese Gibson, the actor who plays the black guy in Paramount Pictures’ Transformers franchise, is reportedly upset over the departure of leading lady Megan Fox.

A former fashion-model himself, Gibson held no punches when asked how he felt about Victoria Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley stepping in for Fox in Transformers 3.

He tells FoxNews.com:

I am sad to see Fox go. I just wish that the original team would have never been broken.

Not wanting to find himself replaced by Don Cheadle, Gibson promised that, despite the casting change, fans will be thrilled by the action in Transformers 3.

He said:

It’s going to be crazy, man. I read the script a couple weeks ago and it’s another level.

Good save, Gibson. Good save.

Here we have photos of Megan Fox and her bright pink bra arriving at LAX yesterday. The 24-year-old starlet looked kind of sad. Whether that was over dealing with the monkeys hired to keep us safe at the airport or her recently announced exit from Transformers 3 is anyone’s guess.

Either way it makes my penis sad too.

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Warner Bros. has released a new two-minute trailer for its upcoming supernatural-western Jonah Hex. The clip features explosions, fights, and Megan Fox as sweaty prostitute Leila.

Take a look (courtesy of IGN):

Jonah Hex has been plagued with production problems since it was announced, including the departure of original directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor (Crank), bad-mouthing from star Josh Brolin (he thought the script was crap), and reshoots (with a new director).

I can’t help but wonder if Brian Austin Green is already blowing Michael Bay to get Megan Fox cast in Transformers 4.

Jonah Hex arrives in theaters on June 18.

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