Happy New Year: Please Drink & Fuck Responsibly!


So, it’s New Year’s Eve and you guys are about to start drinking and having unprotected anal sex with anyone in a pointy party hat. I’d just like to remind you to please practice safe sodomy and stay the fuck out of my lane on the freeways tonight. Remember … bad things happen when you’re having fun.

Of course, killing your own blood or wiping out a family of five on the highway is cake when compared to catching crotch-rot from some floozy and/or man-whore. Keep the following PSA in mind when gang-banging with strangers this evening:

Happy New Year!

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