Dimension Films has released the first full-length trailer for what promises to be the Empire Strikes Back of killer fish sequels: Piranha 3-DD. Anchored by Feast director John Gulager, the fish-&-chicks frightener promises to reach new depths of depravity and violence.

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Not that it needs it, but here’s the synopsis:

Having awoken from their spring break extravaganza at Lake Victoria, the swarm heads upstream where they look to make a meal out of Big Wet, a local water park where when it comes to fun, nobody does it wetter!

Thought they came to get wet, get loaded and get some, the staff and patrons get more than they bargained for when they must face the fiercest, most bloodthirsty piranhas yet.

Lead by the strong-willed, studious Maddy and her friends, Barry and Kyle, the trio must dive in and take on these man-eating creatures using every ounce of their being…but can they be stopped?

Piranha 3-DD stars Danielle Panabaker (The Crazies), Katrina Bowden (”30 Rock”), Christopher Lloyd (Back to the Future), Gary Busey (Predator 2) , David Hasselhoff (“Baywatch”), Ving Rhames (Pulp Fiction), Meagan Tandy (Unstoppable), Chris Zylka (Shark Night 3-D), Sierra Holmes (”Scream Queens 2″) and a bevy of nameless, top-heavy starlets.

Australian stunner Rachael Taylor is starring opposite “Brothers & Sisters” star Dave Annable on ABC’s “666 Park Avenue,” a new supernatural drama based on the book series by author Gabriella Pierce.

The official synopsis reads:

An innocent couple (Taylor, Annable) from the mid-west moves to New York to be resident managers of a building on the Upper East Side. There, unbeknownst to the couple, the residents have all unwittingly made deals with the Devil to have their deepest needs, ambitions and desires fulfilled.

Man, how lousy must the super be when folks have to make deals with the beast just to get their sink fixed.

“666 Park Avenue” also stars Terry O’Quinn (“LOST”) as Gavin, the owner of the cursed apartment. The show is produced by writer David Wilcox (“Fringe”), Warner Bros. TV and Alloy Entertainment, publishers of Pierce’s books.

Taylor is coming off the Summit flop The Darkest Hour. She’ll next be seen in the men-behaving-badly thriller Loft. Her previous creds include Michael Bay’s Transformers, Masayuki Ochiai’s Shutter, Gregory Dark’s See No Evil and ABC’s short-lived “Charlie’s Angels” reboot.

Freestyle Digital Media has set a March 6 DVD release date for the Brothers Pierce zombie comedy Deadheads. The film follows harmless undead slackers Mike and Brent as they set off to find Mike’s girlfriend amidst a zombie apocalypse.

Michael McKiddy (Silent Scream) and Ross Kidder (Sam Hell) star as Mike and Brent, respectively. Pretty Chicago native Natalie Victoria (pictured above) plays Mike’s long-lost girlfriend Ellie Masterson.

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A trailer for Bad Lieutenant and King of New York director Abel Ferrara’s new apocalyptic drama 4:44 Last Day On Earth has gone online. The IFC release stars Willem DaFoe and Shanyn Leigh as lovers who decide to spend Armageddon fucking their brains out.

“Boardwalk Empire’s” Paz de la Huerta (pictured) costars in the film, but there is no sign of her in the trailer because she spends the end of days speaking in a little girl voice while completely naked. OK … that may not be true, but Clatto is a place for dreams.

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Nicole Gale Anderson is the latest addition to The CW’s “Beauty and the Beast” pilot. She joins “Smallville’s” Kristin Kreuk in the police procedural loosely based on the late ’80s CBS series that starred Linda Hamilton and Ron Peralman.

“Beauty and the Beast” follows tough NYPD homicide cop Catherine (Kreuk) and her relationship with the man/beast vigilante—a victim of a military experiment gone bad—who killed her mother’s murderer nine years ago. Anderson will play Catherine’s younger sister.

Anderson is best known to your dad for her role as sexy mean-bitch gymnast Kelly Parker on ABC Family’s “Make It or Break It.”

IFC Films has released a new trailer for writer/director Mary Harron’s (American Psycho) The Moth Diaries. Based on the vampire novel by Rachel Klein, the film stars Sarah Bolger (“Tudors”), Sarah Gadon (Dream House) and British model-turned-actress Lily Cole (pictured above).

Set in an elite boarding school for girls, Moth Diaries follows an emotionally disturbed 16-year-old girl named Rebecca (Bolger) and her growing obsession over the budding friendship between her classmate Lucy (Gadon) and mysterious new arrival Eranessa (Cole), whom she believes to be a vampire.

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A trailer for Morgan Spurlock’s (Super Size Me) new documentary Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan’s Hope has gone online. The clip includes appearances by Eli Roth, Kevin Smith, Seth Rogan and a bunch of people you would never want to sit next to in a movie theater.

The Joss Whedon/ Stan Lee-produced doc was shot during the 2010 San Diego Comic-Con and follows the so-called “lives of five attendees as they descend upon the ultimate geek mecca.” The film is slated for theatrical and VOD day-and-date release on April 6.

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German actress Antje Traue is the latest to join director Sergei Bodrov’s The Seventh Son, an adaptation of author Joseph Delaney’s “The Wardstone Chronicles,” the first volume in his young-adult series “The Spook’s Apprentice.”

The film stars Ben Barnes as exorcist-in-training Tom Ward, Jeff Bridges as his mentor Master Gregory (AKA: The Spook) and Julianne Moore as evil witch Mother Malkin. It’s unknown at this time what role Traue will play.

Traue made her American feature film debut as genetic engineer Nadia in 2009’s criminally underrated sci-fi survival frightener Pandorum. She will next be seen as villainess Faora in director Zach Snyder’s Superman reboot Man of Steel.

Newcomer Michelle Argyris makes her movie acting debut in first-time director Greg A. Sager’s Devil Seed. Argyris, whom those of you who watch too much TV will recognize from her hilarious and sexy Axe Body Spray commercial, plays a college coed possessed by a demon.

Originally entitled Darkness, Devil Seed finds college student Alexandra (Argyris) slowly consumed from the inside by an evil entity conjured up during a psychic reading gone wrong. Shantelle Canzanese and Vanessa Broze play her hot, but worthless, roommates.

Imagination Worldwide distributes.

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British actress Anna Walton stars in award-winning FX artist Paul Hyett’s (Woman in Black) upcoming directorial debut The Seasoning House. Written by Hyett, the revenge thriller is described as a cross between Pan’s Labyrinth and Martyrs.

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THE SEASONING HOUSE is a stylish, claustrophobic, nightmarish neo-horror about Angel, a young Balkan girl forced to work in a rape house during an unspecified war. After killing a militiaman, she goes on the run.

Rape house? I could be wrong, but I do believe that was the plot-line to the very last entry in the successful Kid ‘n Play House Party franchise. Boy, were Kid’s parents mad when they got home unexpectedly early that night!

Joining walton in The Seasoning House are Sean Pertwee (Doomsday), Jemma Powell (Alice in Wonderland), Kevin Howarth (Gallowwalker) and 17-year-old Rosie Day (“Bernard’s Watch”) as Angel.

Genre fans will recognize Walton from her roles as Princess Nuala in Guillermo del Toro’s Hell Boy II: The Golden Army and protector Severian in Simon Hunter’s Mutant Chronicles. The 31-year-old stunner also played Robinson Crusoe’s wife on the short-lived NBC adventure series “Crusoe.”