Former porn chick Satine Phoenix (pictured above) and her sex worker friends can be seen playing a dumb-downed version of Dungeons & Dragons on their new web-based reality show “I Hit It with My Axe,” hosted by website The Escapist.

While the idea of watching girls with DD’s playing D&D is geek-genius, the sad reality is these chicks are of the Janeane Garofalo-meets-your-sister’s-tattooed-dyke-cellmate variety. Personally, I’m gonna hold out for a Candyland show featuring the Digital Playground babes.