If your penis ran away from home one day, hopped on a Greyhound bus, and headed to Hollywood to make a movie, what kind of movie would it make?

Well, if it’s anything like indie-director Jon Hewitt’s penis, it would produce a gritty thriller about hookers, strippers, and more hookers entitled X. It would also cast sexy Australian shelias Hanna Mangan Lawrence and “Spartacus: Blood and Sand” starlet Viva Bianca as its naked leads.

Peep the stroke-worthy trailer:

The film’s official synopsis reads:

Holly Rowe (Bianca) is retiring, kissing her callgirl life goodbye. She just has to get through her last night on the job. Shay Ryan (Lawrence) is a teenage runaway, broke and alone. She just has to get through her first night as a hooker.

Fate throws them together on a job that goes horribly wrong and they’re suddenly racing on an out-of-control roller coaster ride, through Sydney’s criminal underworld. X is a sizzling thriller about love, chance, escape and the oldest profession experienced by two women on a night that will change their lives forever.

(UPDATE: TO SEE X PHOTOS OF VIVA & HANNA GO HERE)

X has already locked distribution deals in the States and the U.K. through IFC Films and Revolver, respectively. The film will have its premiere at the European Film Market in Berlin before making the festival circuit.

Bianca is best known for her turn as Commander Legatus Claudius Glaber’s oft-nude wife Iliythia on Starz’s hit swords-and-sandals series “Spartacus: Blood and Sand.” Nineteen-year-old Lawrence starred in Hewitt’s Acolytes, but has yet to make a name for herself in the States. Her full-frontal nude scene (at the 1:22 mark) in X just might change that.

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