Blake Lively produces and stars in the Netflix original movie Dark Days at the Magna Carta, the first film in a potential trilogy set around a hot mom fiercely fighting to keep her family safe in the aftermath of a catastrophic event that threatens all of humanity.

Dark Days at the Magna Carta is written by one of those ass-hats privileged enough to work the mail room at a top talent agency who is now privileged to eat lobster with Lively and snort coke out of hooker buttholes—we’re not jealous, you’re jealous!

Lively, who came to fame in The CW’s “Gossip Girl” series, is known to genre fans for her role in the darkly comedic murder mystery A Simple Favor and for playing hot-surfer-chick vs. shark in The Shallows.