2012
09.24

Caution: ‘Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines’ Trailer Ahead!

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Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment has set an Oct. 23 DVD and Blu-ray release date for Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines, a sequel to Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings that serves as a second prequel to the 2003 original which starred Eliza Dushku.

This time out, Wrong Turn 5 places its hillbilly cannibals in a small mining town where the Mountain Man Festival (think Burning Man) is being held on Halloween. The film stars Doug Bradley (Hellraiser’s Pinhead), Roxanne McKee (“Game of Thrones”), Paul Luebke (Djinn) and Amy Lennox (Never Let Me Go).

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2012
09.23

Alicia Silverstone, Krysten Ritter Are ‘Vamps’ in the City!

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For those who thought “Sex and the City” didn’t suck enough, Anchor Bay Films presents Vamps, a vampire comedy from Amy Heckerling, director of Clueless, Look Who’s Talking and Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Vamps reunites Heckerling with her Clueless muse Alicia Silverstone and costars Krysten Ritter and Sigourney Weaver in a story about a pair of vampire party girls (Silverstone, Ritter) who must choose between finding true love or living single for all eternity.

The film arrives in theaters for limited release on Nov. 2 with VOD following on Nov. 13.

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2012
09.23

Isabel Lucas Teaches Boys to Be ‘Careful What You Wish For’

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Australian stunner Isabel Lucas is set to star in the Hyde Park erotic-thriller Careful What You Wish For as a young trophy-wife named Lena who starts an affair with an awkward high school student too blinded by his penis’ good fortune to notice the trouble brewing around him.

The project was announced during this year’s Toronto International Film Festival. Elizabeth Allen (Aquamarine) will direct from a script by executive producer Chris Frisina (“Pop Up Video”). Shooting is slated to begin early next year.

Allen said:

I look forward to bringing the fascinating characters to life in this provocative and sexy coming of age thriller. The lead character of Lena is a uniquely complex femme fatale — a compelling archetype that hasn’t been brought to the screen in some time and is due a revival.  I am thrilled to be collaborating with the talented Isabel Lucas on this project and am excited by the depth and mystery she will infuse into the film.

Lucas is best known for her roles as Goddess Athena in Relativity Media’s The Immortals and as the long-tongued, short skirt-wearing Decepticon in DreamWorks’ Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. She will next be seen in The Loft, for which she goes nude, and in MGM’s long-delayed remake of the classic 1984 actioner Red Dawn.

2012
09.23

‘Return to Class of Nuke’Em High’ if You Like Lesbians, Boobs & Blood!

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Kids looking to see naked chicks sure do have it easy today. A few of simple clicks and they’ve got a front row seat to bukkakes and gangbangs. Back in my day, things weren’t that easy. Not only was there no free internet porn, but getting around the parental units was a challenge in itself.

Enter Troma Entertainment. The studio’s productions were full of gore and naked girls, but were so campy the folks never once raised an eyebrow. My favorite: 1986’s Class of Nuke’Em High, about a group of high school kids grossly affected by the nuclear power plant located next door to their school.

This week, Troma announced that it had wrapped principal photography on Lloyd Kaufman’s Return to Class of Nuke’Em High, a new sequel written around two lesbian bloggers who find themselves battling a mutant student body. Not only that, there’s a blood-and-boob filled teaser!

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2012
09.22

Naomi Watts Topless in Tsunami Thriller ‘The Impossible’

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Orphanage director Juan Antonio Bayona’s The Impossible is set in Thailand during the 2004 tsunami that wrecked Southeast Asia and stars Naomi Watts and Ewan McGregor as a vacationing married couple separated in the flood.

Early word from those who caught a screening of the film at this year’s Toronto International Film Festival reveals good and bad news. First the bad news: as suspected, schools of sharks do not eat tsunami survivors as the movie’s plot is based on a true story and sharks are pussies in real life.

The good news, however, more than makes up for the lack of maneaters: Watts goes topless. She does so in a scene that is tasteful and rich in raw human emotion… so if you spank it, please, make sure to do so in a respectable manner—and, maybe, make a donation to the Red Cross or something.

2012
09.22

The Girl With No Clothes: Noomi Rapace Goes Nude in ‘Passion’

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Brian de Palma’s Passion, an American remake of the French erotic thriller Love Crime, screened at this year’s Toronto International Film Festival to mostly dreadful reviews. The film, a throw-back to ’80s thrillers, is about a beautiful business woman’s ill-fated manipulation and seduction of her naive protégé.

While there may be some truth to the TIFF reviews that say the film feels dated, critics appear to have missed its one triumph: star Noomi Rapace goes nude and shares a lesbian sex scene with costar Rachel McAdams.

Sure, Rapace can be seen naked in the Swedish film trilogy adaptation of Stieg Larsson’s “Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” books (AKA: “The Millennium Series”), but de Palma reintroduces Rapace to our penises sans mohawk, tattoos and piercings… and for that I say thank you.

2012
09.22

Emily Rossum Is a Lingerie-Clad ‘Beautiful Creature’

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Warner Bros. and Alcon Entertainment have released a trailer for writer/director Richard LaGravenese’s Beautiful Creatures. Adapted from the 1985 novel by Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl, Beautiful Creatures tells the story of two star-crossed lovers who discover dark secrets about their families and town.

Alice Englert (Singularity) and Jack O’Connell (Eden Lake) star as lovers Lena and Ethan. Zoey Deutch (“Ringer”) plays Ethan’s ex Emily Asher and Emily Rossum (“Shameless”) portrays a witch in lingerie (pictured). Jeremy Irons, Viola Davis and Emma Thompson are the film’s old people.

Beautiful Creatures arrives in theaters on Feb. 13, 2013.

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2012
09.22

Another Precious Trailer: ‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’

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Because fantasy does not always involve heaps of frivolous nudity, Clatto is posting today the new trailer for Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, the first part in the Academy Award winning director’s eagerly anticipated adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien’s classic tale.

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey follows hobbit Bilbo Baggins as he sets out on an epic quest to reclaim the lost Dwarf Kingdom of Erebor from the dragon Smaug. Along the way, he meets Gollum and lots of unexpected stuff happens.

Alternate trailer endings can be seen at TheHobbit.com. The film makes it to theaters on Dec. 14.

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2012
09.21

Add This Demented Trailer to ‘The Collection’

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LD Entertainment has released a trailer for Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton’s The Collection, the eagerly anticipated sequel to their 2009 cult hit The Collector. The film stars newcomer Emma Fitzpatrick as a girl abducted from a party by The Collector and taken to an abandoned, but booby-trapped hotel.

Josh Stewart once again reprises his role as ex-con-turned-reluctant-hero Arkin, who is forced to join a group of mercenaries hired by the missing girl’s father—played by Christopher McDonald—to find her. Erin Way (“Alphas”) Johanna Braddy (Paranormal Activity 3) and Navi Rawat (“Numb3rs”) round out the cast.

The Collection opens on Nov. 30.

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2012
09.20

Katee Sackhoff Joins Karen Gillan in ‘Oculus’

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Katee Sackhoff (“BattlestarGalactica”) is set to join Karen Gillan (“Dr. Who”) in Film District and Intrepid Pictures’ new supernatural thriller Oculus. The film is directed by Mike Flanagan (Absentia), from a script by Flanagan and Jeff Howard, and is slated to go into production in the Fall.

Oculus follows a twenty-something brother and sister (Gillan) duo orphaned as children after the mysterious murder of their parents, of which the brother is charged with by authorities. His sister, however, continues to believe that a haunted antique mirror is truly responsible for their deaths.

Sackhoff will play Gillan’s mother in the film. The project is the latest in a string of genre offerings the 32-year-old has coming down the pike, including Sexy Evil Genius, the Lionsgate sequel The Haunting in Georgia and Vin Diesel’s sci-fi actioner Riddick.