Warner Bros. Pictures and New Line Cinema will release Sébastien Vaniček’s Evil Dead Burn, the third standalone entry in the Evil Dead franchise, on July 10. Like most Evil Dead productions, the new film features a smoking hot Deadite, played here by New Zealand stunner Luciane Buchanan.
Sure, the whole dead by dawn is a red flag but that Deadite poon looks like a wild ride. From their goo-goo ghoulish eyes to their freakishly wide Julia Roberts smiles, these demonic damsels are disturbingly stroke-worthy. Former Deadite Alyssa Sutherland (“Vikings”) of Lee Cronin’sEvil Dead Rise led that film to Clatto’s esteemed list of the 10 Sexiest Horror Films of 2023.
Luciane Buchanan
Evil Dead Burn tells the story of a family gathered in a secluded house to mourn the loss of a loved one when demons come knocking. Buchanan’s Deadite babe has been front and center in the film’s promotional campaign, and she looks hot—the yellow eyes, the vehicle head restraint jutting out of her cheek and throat, downing the melted candle wax like a shot of tequila. Till death do we part, sexy Deadite!
Buchanan is an up-and-coming actress whose big break came as the female lead on the Netflix action series “The Night Agent.”
Anna Faris returned to the Scary Movie franchise this summer alongside the Wayans Brothers, who created the series and launched it 26 years ago before leaving after 2001’s Scary Movie 2. Faris, who starred in the first four films, reprises her role as Cindy Campbell to spoof horror hits including Scream, M3GAN, Sinners, Weapons, The Substance, and more.
It’s a hit-and-miss affair that premiered to record-breaking box office, setting the series highest gross. We had plenty of hearty laughs, but can only imagine the film’s success is because Faris shows off her naked ass before the end credits. The scene is played for laughs but your cock won’t think it’s funny at all.
Of course, people who can’t let others be happy say Faris used a body-double, citing that she has never done nudity other than in The House Bunny—which she described as a humiliating experience (note to self: rewatch The House Bunny). Here at Clatto, we’re believers.
A trailer has dropped for Halloween Store, a horror comedy starring “Dutton Ranch” harlot Natalie Alyn Lind as a hot costume shop employee who, alongside her co-workers, is trapped inside the store with a serial killer on All Hallows’ Eve.
Lind made her horror film debut in 2014’s Mockingbird, written and directed by Bryan Bertino (The Strangers), and starred most recently in 2023’s Pet Sematary: Bloodlines. On the small screen, she played Adam’s girlfriend on “The Goldbergs” and is having a breakthrough moment on the “Yellowstone” spinoff series “Dutton Ranch” on Paramount+.
Francesca Eastwood, Clint Eastwood’s daughter, stars in Dead Sea director Phil Volken’s The Bay. Set in Thailand, Eastwood plays a hot chick visiting a beautiful shark sanctuary when disaster strikes, leaving her and her boat mates to fend for themselves against the deadly maneaters.
Eastwood made her film acting debut (and our day) in the 2017 revenge thriller M.F.A., featuring her nude debut. Her most recent creds include M. Night Shyamalan’s mystery thriller Old and her dad’s courtroom drama Juror #2. She also played mutant Molly Walker on the NBC event series “Heroes Reborn.”
Oft nude Cuban stunner Ana de Armas (Knock, Knock) teams with hot gringa Kate Hudson in the erotic thriller Palm Grove, directed by Kornél Mundruczó (Pieces of a Woman) for Chernin Entertainment.
The synopsis reads:
A picture-perfect wife in Miami’s most exclusive neighborhood uncovers her husband’s double life, igniting a seductive power game that turns betrayal into the most intoxicating game of her life.
Armas, who is coming of the hit John Wick spinoff Ballerina, had her first breakout role in Rian Johnson’s 2019 mystery Knives Out, following it up as Bond Girl Paloma in 2021’s No Time to Die—007’s final mission. So gorgeous, she was cast to play an oft nude version of sex symbol icon Marilyn Monroe in Blonde, receiving a Best Actress nomination at the Academy Awards in 2023.
Hudson is best known for toplining a string of unwatchable romantic comedies despite her star-making turn in 2000’s Almost Famous. Her only ventures into horror include 2005’s ghost thriller The Skeleton Key and the serial killer drama The Killer Inside Me, which ranked on Clatto’s 10 Sexiest Horror Films of 2010.
Sydney Sweeney brings her massive pumpkins to a new big screen adaptation of Washington Irving’s The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, written and directed by Lindsey Anderson Beer (Pet Sematary: Bloodlines) from her upcoming novel Hollow.
This time out, the story is told from the perspective of Ichabod Krane’s shady love interest Katrina Van Tassel, played by Sweeney, in what is described as dangerous mystery and supernatural love triangle with erotic themes and a gothic setting.
Sweeney is best known for HBO’s “Euphoria,” the chart-topping erotic thriller The Housemaid, stirring shit up with liberal media, and being part of the boob elite, the top one percent of women with enormous, beautiful, and natural breasts.
She made her big screen debut in John Carpenter’s The Ward, starring hot abusive psycho Amber Heard and Danielle Panabaker. Notable horror creds include the hidden gem Dead Ant, The Voyeurs (nudity!), Hulu’s “Handmaid’s Tale”, and Immaculate, where she played a big titty nun who aborts the son of God with a rock.
A trailer has gone online for the 20th Century Studios man-vs-nature thriller Whalefall, in theaters Oct. 16. Directed and co-written by Brian Duffield (No One Will Save You), the film stars Elisabeth Shue as a hot mom whose son is swallowed up by a sperm whale while searching for hid father’s remains out at sea.
The movie is based on a bestselling novel by Daniel Kraus. Of course, the prophet Jonah tells a whale of a tale in the Bible that kinda defined the whole swallowed by a big fish genre—but, maybe, Shue will pop up in a bikini or get her shirt wet while looking for her son.
Multi-award-winning porn star Lilly Bell (Prompt) returns to Full Moon Features as a vengeful AI-powered sex-bot in Robotica, a futuristic rape-revenge thriller directed by Full Moon founder Charles Band.
Robotica, played by Bell, is used and pimped by security staff at Pleasure Robotics, makers of companion dolls for people who’d rather get their freak on than ponder the boner-killing ethical dilemmas of owning hot fem-bots. It’s all sexy, violent fun until Robotica goes all Dolores Abernathy on everyone.
Bell made her debut with Full Moon with the AI erotic thriller Prompt, featured in Clatto’s esteemed list of The 10 Sexiest Horror Films of 2025.
British bombshell Kate Beckinsale (Underworld) has been tapped to star in Twilight of the Dead, the seventh and final installment in late horror master George A. Romero’s zombie series, spawned by the 1968 masterpiece Night of the Living Dead, which also includes the beloved sequels Dawn of the Dead and Day of the Dead.
Twilight of the Dead is based on a treatment Romero and his team were working on before his passing in 2017. “Walking Dead’s” Greg Nicotero, who cut his FX teeth on Romero’s Day of the Dead, will handle the film’s effects and makeup.
The story follows a hot MILF and her kid living on an island as the world’s only human survivors. Beckinsale replaces Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil), originally cast as the hot MILF. Beckinsale and Jovovich are both featured in Clatto’s archived list of The 10 Hottest Horror Babes of the Past Decade.
British babe Alice Eve’s boob game is strong in Chum, a new shark thriller from Redwire Pictures. Eve plays a bikini-clad MILF whose wedding party is taken hostage by a madman intent on using them as bait to capture a great white shark.
Eve debuted in horror in 2012 with roles in ATM and the Edgar Allan Poe-inspired thriller The Raven. She’s since starred in Men In Black 3, Star Trek Into Darkness, Replicas with Keanu Reeves, and Netflix series “Iron Fist.”
