Paramount is going full throttle with its promotion forScream 7, the latest entry in the unstoppable fright franchise launched in 1996 by master of horror Wes Craven and screenwriter Kevin Williamson, who returns to direct.
A retro poster featuring Ghostface in a nod to Tobe Hooper’s 1974 classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the newest promo to get fans pumped for the sequel, but we would have rather seen something with a scantly-clad Michelle Randolph (pictured above).
Randolph plays Billy Bob Thorton’s barely-dressed daughter on Taylor Sheridan’s hit Paramount+ series “Landman”—which is set in Texas too! The gorgeous blonde, who also starred in Sheridan’s “Yellowstone” spinoff “1923,” is part of the Scream 7 ensemble, in a role we hope requires booty shorts.
Adria Arjona, who played scrapyard owner and Cassian’s baby mama on “Andor: A Star Wars Story,” plays a psycho-bitch in Scorn, an erotic thriller from writer and director Sarah-Violet Bliss (“Search Party”) and co-starring Kingsley Ben-Adir (Bob Marley: One Love).
In Scorn, Arjona plays a hot woman who has a passionate affair with a married man and goes bonkers when he kicks her slutty, homewrecker ass to the curb.
In addition to “Andor,” for which she won a Peabody Award, Arjona has starred on such notable shows as “Person of Interest” and “True Detective.” On the big screen, she made her horror debut in 2016’s The Belko Experiment, followed by the sci-fi monster flickPacific Rim Uprising.
Pictured above is our first-look at Sophie Turner (“Game of Thrones”) as Lara Croft in Prime Video’s new Tomb Raider series. Created by the super annoying chick in Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, there’s lots of chatter about the show being good. Regardless, Turner has got big cups to fill.
Turner, who is a legitimate hottie, just doesn’t have the big, beautiful boobs Angelina Joli did in her two outings as the busty video game icon. She’s also not as cute as flat-chested Alicia Vikander in 2018’s #MeToo version of the hot archaeologist and adventurer.
Regardless, Turner is in shape and wearing short shorts and a skintight top. We’re thankful they didn’t hire Queen Latifah. We applaud their effort. Though a padded bra wouldn’t have hurt.
Horror honey Olivia Holt stars in This Is Not a Test, a zombie thriller with a Breakfast Club slant, adapted from Courtney Summers’ best-selling YA page-turner.
Holt plays a hot student on the verge of ending it all when she’s suddenly trapped in her high school with five classmates desperately trying to survive the undead.
A popular Mouse House kid star, Holt made her horror debut in the 2023 horror-comedy Totally Killer and followed it up with the good-time slasher and rom-com hybrid Heart Eyes.
“Bachelor in Paradise” winner Alexe Godin makes her feature film debut in Teacher’s Pet, a psychological thriller about a homicidal professor (Luke Barnett) obsessed with his hot new student (Michelle Torian), written and directed by Noam Kroll.
Godin, who first appeared on the 29th season of “The Bachelor” before winning season 10 of “Bachelor in Paradise” in 2014, plays another hot student.
It’s time to celebrate the very best in female nude acting. Any experienced and/or naturally talented actress can emote with engaging dialogue, range, emotional intelligence, and improvisational ability, but it takes an entirely different set of skills to make us care about a character solely based on her hotness.
This year we honor an American Eagle Klanswoman and bath tub water huckster, a Brazilian newcomer making her American feature film debut, a Hollywood MILF, an Oscar-winner, and a former child actor.
Comment, complain, and contribute below. If you’re some kind of historian, check out the Best Nude Acting for 2024, 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, and 2014
05. SYDNEY SWEENEY (THE HOUSEMAID)
Sydney Sweeney shows off her good genes in Paul Feig’s The Housemaid, an adaptation of Freida McFadden’s sexy page-turner about a homeless ex-con—with big ol’ tiddies—hired by a wealthy family to be their live-in housekeeper.
Sweeney plays the mysterious housemaid, with her boobs spilling out of her top in most scenes. They’re finally sprung free when she bangs the man of the house in a hotel room. The action isn’t as graphic as some of her previous nude acting, but it’s Sweeney! How privileged are we to see such glorious hooters?
Sweeney is part of the boob elite, the top one percent of women with enormous, beautiful breasts. She jiggles among heavy hootered heroines like Salma Hayek, Alexandra Daddario, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Christina Hendricks, Scarlett Johansson, Dolly Parton, and Monica Bellucci. We are not worthy of her gifts… so she ranks with a soft scene.
04. ELIANE REIS
Brazilian bombshell Eliane Reis makes her feature film debut in Bone Lake, an erotic thriller about homicidal sweethearts who enjoy destroying other couples’ relationships before killing them and tossing them in a lake.
Reis and her boyfriend in the film open the movie nude and frightened, running through the woods while being hunted by the deadly duo. Reis’ huge boobs and big bubble look amazing in motion, all jiggle and bounce as she jumps, tumbles, and eventually falls bent over a log.
Diane Kruger plays a cancer victim so hot her husband needs to watch her body decompose under ground through an app he’s created. It’s totally understandable. The former model and star of such hits as Inglourious Basterds, the National Treasure franchise, and FX’s underrated crime drama “The Bridge,” is gorgeous, even at 50’s door! We’d worry about grave robbers too.
The Shrouds shows Kruger’s character withering away from the disease and its treatment. But as her body begins to resemble a motorcycle jacket, with scars, stitches, and amputations, she remains sexy and down to fuck.
The movie is bleak and what happens to Kruger a travesty. But while your holding back tears and masturbating, the mastery of her performance will live on with you long after you’ve flushed your baby batter down the toilet. Bravo!
02. JENNIFER LAWRENCE (DIE MY LOVE)
Jennifer Lawrence may have lost at this year’s Golden Globes for Die My Love, but at Clatto we honor her gorgeous globes every chance we get!
Lawrence plays a new milf suffering from postpartum depression in writer/director Lynne Ramsay’s (You Were Never Really Here) horror-comedy Die, My Love, an adaptation of Argentine writer Ariana Harwicz 2017 novel “Matate, Amor,”
Lawrence performs in six nude scenes, including two full-frontal! The Oscar-winning stunner has never been shy about showing off her curves, going nude in Red Sparrow, No Hard Feelings, and Mother, and has only gotten more bold as she embraces MILFdom. “I’m not sensitive about nudity,” she told the press recently while promoting Die My Love.
01. IVANA BAQUERO (SPARTACUS: HOUSE OF ASHUR)
Where does the time go? In the blink of a palm’s eye, Pan’s Labyrinth star Ivana Baquero has grown into a beautiful thirty-something stunner, appearing nude as slave girl Messia in Starz’ new “Spartacus” spinoff “House of Ashur.”
Baquero goes full-frontal during her sex scenes as Messia, banging Ashur and fellow servant girl Hilara—played by redhead babe Jamaica Vaughan—and dyking out with Julius Caesar’s wife Cornelia, portrayed by stunner Jaime Slater.
Baquero is smoking hot and, adding heat to her nudity, is the unexpected revelation that she was the young star of Guillermo del Toro’s Pan’s Labyrinth in 2006. Why that fat bastard ain’t hiring her now for some nude roles is crazy!
It’s time to look back on the movies that scared us stiff in unexpected ways. There was shark bait, jail bait, porno babes, rape trees, amputees, siblings, and psycho bitches.
The year also delivered nudity from young sex symbol Sydney Sweeney, who continued to flaunt her good genes despite hitting super stardom; seasoned stunner Diane Kruger, baring her bald beaver for body-horror master Cronenberg; nerdy girl Alison Brie, showing off her secret rack; and new real-life MILF Jennifer Lawrence proving she’s one hot mama.
Just when you thought it was safe to watch Richard Dreyfus in a shark movie, he signs up for this stinker—his first shark movie since Jaws. So what lured him to the project? We’re thinking bikini babes Scout Taylor-Compton and Colombian stunner Lorena Sarria… but it was probably just buckets of cash.
Anyway, this movie sucks, and it’s obvious the moment you hit play. It gets worse as it goes on, but clicking it off proves difficult because Compton and Sarria look so damn good in their two-pieces.
Compton has thrilled since Rob Zombie’s Halloween and is really owning her cougar-dom—with curvier hips and a plump rump to boot. Her bikini bottom is cheeky and sexy, but it’s tele-novela star Sarria who’s on thong duty (Dios mio!).
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09. M3GAN 2.0
Atomic Monster and Blumhouse continued to put the AI in j-AI-l bait with the release of M3GAN 2.0, an ambitious but failed sequel to its blockbuster thriller about a murderous, AI-powered companion doll for misfit kids.
Taking a page from Terminator 2: Judgement Day, the sequel pits a reprogrammed M3GAN against a more advanced, military-grade AI robot, played by “Ahsoka” babe Ivanna Sakhno (AI cat-fight… meow!).
Her makeover also helps with getting over any Epstein-comparable guilt trips. She’s taller now and more sophisticated… at least 17, and as a wise man named Winger once sang, “She’s old enough for me.”
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08. PROMPT
Porn star Lilly Bell, a nominee for Best Orgy Scene at the 2026 AVN Awards, headlines Full Moon Features’ Prompt, an erotic thriller about a hot chick (Bell) who uses AI to explore her sexual fantasies, becoming obsessed with the technology.
Bell, who is also nominated for Best Leading Actress in the porn horror drama The Secrets We Share, tells AVN:
I really got into the role of Taylor—she’s a businesswoman with a high sex drive, who knows how to take charge of her high-level clients and in the bedroom. The film also has an interesting back and forth between ‘is it real or fantasy’ elements. I shone and showed off my acting skills, as well as my sexual prowess. I hope this leads to even more mainstream leading roles.
Casting a porn star is a bit of a cheat, but we’ll allow it if it means jerking off to Bell without a BBC around to make us feel sad.
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07. DANGEROUS ANIMALS
Dangerous Animals stars “Yellowstone” stunner Hassie Harrison as a hot surfer chick abducted by a serial killer who likes to feed his victims to sharks in the open sea. Harrison looks tasty in her cut offs and clingy top, but Aussie co-star Ella Newton, a twenty-something newcomer, clad in a cute, modest bikini, does an even better job of catching our attention. She’s super pretty and too sweet to suffer such an awful demise. Here’s hoping a nurse shark patched her up.
The movie is awesome with a unique hook, and Jai Courtney has created a memorable and terrifying villain in Bruce Tucker—on par with John Jarratt’s Mick Taylor (Wolf Creek). It’s hard to say which killer is having more fun. Would have loved to see Tucker’s victim tapes—someone must have been wearing a thong bikini!
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06. CHRISTMAS RAPE TREE
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, Don’t rape me with your branches.
A serial rapist meets his demise in the woods, gunned down by a victim’s father. His blood splatters across a fir tree that is chopped down a year later and sold to an unsuspecting couple on Christmas. Possessed by the sexual predator’s evil spirit, the tree goes on a rape and murder spree.
Now, the cast of this gem aren’t exactly swimwear models, but watching them get tied up with Christmas lights, violated with ornaments, and penetrated by branches is the kind of hot dark web shit you won’t see on the Hallmark channel.
It’s a Wonderful Life, Miracle on 34th Street, Christmas Rape Tree… these are the holiday classics we’ll always cherish.
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05. THE SHROUDS
You know a bitch is hot when she’s missing a titty and her left arm and you still want to smash! That’s Diane Kruger (“The Bridge”) in David Cronenberg’s The Shrouds, a sad sci-fi tale about a grieving widower who has created an app-accessible graveyard to watch loved ones’ bodies decompose.
Kruger, pushing 50, goes totally nude in three scenes, playing a hot cancer victim. We see her body ravished by the disease over time. Soon, she’s got stitches all over her body like zippers on a motorcycle jacket—but remains bang-able. No wonder this guy wants to keep an eye on her after death. We wouldn’t trust the groundskeeper either!
“Community” and “Mad Men” star Alison Brie plays a hot teacher who moves to the countryside with her “boy-partner” Dave Franco, a struggling thirty-something musician, inexplicably pushing rope in the bedroom.
They’re at a crossroads in their relationship—unsure if they truly love one another or have become complacent—when accidental exposure to a supernatural force in the woods brings them closer together…literally.
First, it’s during a hot romp in a school bathroom, where Franco’s revitalized cock gets stuck inside Brie’s tight cooter. Things get crazier when their bodies begin to merge, leading to her glorious nude boobs and tush scene. Brie is an underrated nude babe, usually cast as a funny, awkward, smarty-pants. But the chick is a total smoke show.
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03. BONE LAKE
Two couples decide to share a luxurious Airbnb lakehouse after an apparent mix-up has them booked for the same weekend. Maddie Hasson and Marco Pigossi are attempting to rekindle their romance, while Andra Nechita and Alex Roe are out to sabotage them because they’re fucking crazy.
Hasson’s character is a bit frigid so she’s got the short, butchy haircut and modest outfits. She does masturbate in the tub when she thinks her husband is away, and looks hot doing so (method acting?). Thong duty falls on Romanian stunner Nechita.
But it’s Brazilian goddess Eliane Reis who is the queen of boner lake. Huge boobs and a big bubble, she opens the film completely nude and running! She’s being hunted, but she’s the one who has captured our hearts and hard-ons during those first few minutes.
The Housemaid is a sexy thriller starring Sydney Sweeney (Immaculate) as a hot live-in housekeeper for newly minted milf Amanda Seyfried (Jennifer’s Body) and her wealthy family. The housemaid is also a homeless ex-con who served 10 years in prison for murder. But Seyfried knows that, and hopes to use her to escape her abusive husband.
Director Paul Feig (A Simple Favor), who fucked up the Ghostbusters franchise in 2016, is back at his best with this twisty, soapy, and stylish adaptation of Freida McFadden’s page-turner. Feig’s strength is that he uses everything he can to work with… in this case, Sweeney’s unbelievably gorgeous boobs.
Sweeney’s chest is on display the entire movie. No matter what she wears, those puppies are ready for their close-up (every movie wardrobe department should learn from this). They finally come into view during a topless sex scene with Seyfried’s husband. At this point, if you can keep your dick in your pants in the theater, you’re a stronger man than most.
Regrettably, there is no topless lesbian scene between Sweeney and Seyfried—an unforgivable choice and missed opportunity. Seyfried, who is still insanely hot, does have a scene where she jumps around in her panties.
Jennifer Lawrence plays a new milf suffering from postpartum depression in writer/director Lynne Ramsay’s (You Were Never Really Here) horror-comedy Die, My Love, an adaptation of Argentine writer Ariana Harwicz 2017 novel “Matate, Amor,”
Lawrence performs in six nude scenes, including two full-frontal! The Oscar-winning stunner has never been shy about showing off her curves, going nude in Red Sparrow, No Hard Feelings, and Mother, and has only gotten more bold as she embraces MILFdom. “I’m not sensitive about nudity,” she told the press recently while promoting Die My Love.
Lionsgate has released a trailer for Killer Whale, a survival thriller pitting bikini babes Mel Jarnson (Mortal Kombat) and Virginia Gardner (Fall) up against a terrifying Orca, escaped from captivity and out for vengeance.
The film is written and directed by a woman who makes romantic movies, Jo-Anne Brechin (Designing Christmas with You), so that explains why the bikinis aren’t thongs or slings…and why you won’t free willy.
Imagine the horror of being stuck five thousand meters up in the sky in a hot air balloon with Frasier. Such is the hell that Oblivion star and Bond Girl (Quantum of Solace) Olga Kurylenko faces in Turbulence, a survival thriller from director Claudio Fäh (No Way Up) and Altitude Film Entertainment.
Written by Andy Mayson (No Way Up), the story follows a young couple who take a hot air balloon trip across the Italian Dolomites to rekindle their relationship, but everything goes toss salad and scrambled eggs when Kurylenko joins them.
Where does the time go? In the blink of a palm’s eye, Pan’s Labyrinth star Ivana Baquero has grown into a beautiful thirty-something stunner, appearing nude as slave girl Messia in Starz’ new “Spartacus” spinoff “House of Ashur.”
Baquero, along with co-star Jamaica Vaughan, delivers the show’s first bit of nudity in its premiere episode, “Dominus.” The Spanish beauty goes full-frontal as she’s startled awake by Ashur, who leaps out of bed, frightened after being given renewed life by Lucretia in the Underworld. Then more sex happens.
Baquero made her acting debut as a child in the Spanish werewolf thriller Romasanta, co-starring with the late Julian Sands (Warlock). Her breakthrough role came in 2006 at the age of 11 in Guillermo del Toro’s Pan’s Labyrinth. She followed that up with The New Daughter, opposite Kevin Costner. Her latest genre role was in the 2021 horror-comedy Black Friday, featuring Bruce Campbell.
Peep Baquero’s nude scenes from “House of Ashur” here.
“House of Ashur” reimagines what would have happened if Ashur—a former gladiator and slave who became a cunning proxy to lanista Quintus Lentulus Batiatus in the original series—had executed Spartacus for the Romans and been rewarded with his own ludus.
