2026
02.03

Dafne Keen Probably Is a Good ‘Whistle’ Blower!

Dafne Keen, who portrayed Wolverine’s bio-engineered tween daughter in Logan, is now 21, insanely hot, and ready to blow us away in Whistle, a supernatural thriller about a group of high school freaks who start dying when they find and use an Aztec death whistle.

I don’t know…me thinks a gym whistle is still worse.

Keen, who made her feature film debut at 12 in Logan, has since made a career playing mutants and tough chicks in movies such as The New Mutants, Deadpool and Wolverine, HBO’s “His Dark Materials,” and the Disney Star Wars disaster that even her hotness couldn’t salvage “The Acolyte.”

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2026
01.30

Ana De Armas Will Make You ‘Sweat’

Cuban stunner Ana De Armas (Knock Knock) has been tapped to play a fitness influencer in Sweat, a new thriller from J Blakeson (who could have called himself Jay instead of omitting the dot and making readers think I wrote a typo), director of The Disappearance of Alice Creed—featured as one of Clatto’s 10 Sexiest Horror Films of 2010.

Sweat, which feels like someone watched the Substance workout scenes and correctly figured that would make a good movie, stars Armas as an aspiring fitness influencer whose life spirals out of control when she teams up with an obsessive fan following a horrific encounter with her social media idol.

Armas, who is coming of the hit John Wick spinoff Ballerina, had her first breakout role in Rian Johnson’s 2019 mystery Knives Out, following it up as Bond Girl Paloma in 2021’s No Time to Die—007’s final mission. So gorgeous, she was cast to play an oft nude version of sex symbol icon Marilyn Monroe in Blonde, receiving a Best Actress nomination at the Academy Awards in 2023.

But her highest acclaim has come from this very site where she has earned spots on our esteemed lists for The 5 Hottest Nude Acting Performances of 2017 and The 5 Hottest Nude Acting Performances of 2015. Here’s hoping she’ll score a hat trick with this role.

2026
01.28

Model-turned-actress Camila Morrone stars in the new Netflix series “Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen,” produced by the creators of “Stranger Things,” The Duffer Brothers, and co-starring Morrone’s huge, bouncy boobs.

The series spans the five days leading up to Morrone’s wedding day, as she struggles with doubt and paranoia at her wealthy in-laws’ estate, where the ceremony will take place.

Morrone, who began her career as a Victoria’s Secret model, is best known for her work on Eli Roth’s Death Wish remake, Prime Video’s musical drama series “Daisy Jones & the Six,” and award-winning actor Leonardo DiCaprio’s cock.

2026
01.23

Mila Kunis Is Officially a Milf, Stars in ‘Nightwatching’

Stunner Mila Kunis, star of “That ’70s Show” and Darren Aronofsky’s Black Swan, is now officially a MILF. She’s been a hot mom for years, but her petite frame and youthful good looks—and seemingly stress-free kids—have kept mommy roles away from the tiny bombshell, with the Bad Moms franchise being the notable exception.

At the ripe age of 42, Kunis is playing a milf in Don’t Move directors Adam Schindler and Brian Netto’s Nightwatching, produced by Ridley Scott. Adapted from Tracy Sierra’s page-turner of the same name, the thriller stars Kunis as a hot milf trying to keep her kids safe during a home invasion, fearful of who’s behind it and why.

Kunis made her feature film and horror debut at age 12 in 1995’s TV remake of the 1978 Joe Dante film Piranha. She followed that up as a legal teen with the lead in much maligned American Psycho 2. Success and acclaim came with roles in the Hughes Brothers post-apocalyptic actioner The Book of Eli and Aronofsky’s Oscar-nominated Black Swan—showcased as the top pick in Clatto’s esteemed list of The 10 Sexiest Horror Films of 2010.

2026
01.20

Paramount is going full throttle with its promotion for Scream 7, the latest entry in the unstoppable fright franchise launched in 1996 by master of horror Wes Craven and screenwriter Kevin Williamson, who returns to direct.

A retro poster featuring Ghostface in a nod to Tobe Hooper’s 1974 classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the newest promo to get fans pumped for the sequel, but we would have rather seen something with a scantly-clad Michelle Randolph (pictured above).

Randolph plays Billy Bob Thorton’s barely-dressed daughter on Taylor Sheridan’s hit Paramount+ series “Landman”—which is set in Texas too! The gorgeous blonde, who also starred in Sheridan’s “Yellowstone” spinoff “1923,” is part of the Scream 7 ensemble, in a role we hope requires booty shorts.

Oh… here’s the Scream 7 retro poster…

2026
01.19

‘Andor’ Stunner Adria Arjona is ‘Scorned’ in Erotic Thriller!

Adria Arjona, who played scrapyard owner and Cassian’s baby mama on “Andor: A Star Wars Story,” plays a psycho-bitch in Scorn, an erotic thriller from writer and director Sarah-Violet Bliss (“Search Party”) and co-starring Kingsley Ben-Adir (Bob Marley: One Love).

In Scorn, Arjona plays a hot woman who has a passionate affair with a married man and goes bonkers when he kicks her slutty, homewrecker ass to the curb.

In addition to “Andor,” for which she won a Peabody Award, Arjona has starred on such notable shows as “Person of Interest” and “True Detective.” On the big screen, she made her horror debut in 2016’s The Belko Experiment, followed by the sci-fi monster flick Pacific Rim Uprising.

Most recently, she appeared in Morbius, for which she won a Razzie, and director Zoe Kravitz’s Blink Twice, featured in Clatto’s esteemed list of The 10 Sexiest Horror Films of 2024.

2026
01.17

Pictured above is our first-look at Sophie Turner (“Game of Thrones”) as Lara Croft in Prime Video’s new Tomb Raider series. Created by the super annoying chick in Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, there’s lots of chatter about the show being good. Regardless, Turner has got big cups to fill.

Turner, who is a legitimate hottie, just doesn’t have the big, beautiful boobs Angelina Joli did in her two outings as the busty video game icon. She’s also not as cute as flat-chested Alicia Vikander in 2018’s #MeToo version of the hot archaeologist and adventurer.

Regardless, Turner is in shape and wearing short shorts and a skintight top. We’re thankful they didn’t hire Queen Latifah. We applaud their effort. Though a padded bra wouldn’t have hurt.

2026
01.16

Olivia Holt Learns a Lesson in ‘This Is Not a Test’

Horror honey Olivia Holt stars in This Is Not a Test, a zombie thriller with a Breakfast Club slant, adapted from Courtney Summers’ best-selling YA page-turner.

Holt plays a hot student on the verge of ending it all when she’s suddenly trapped in her high school with five classmates desperately trying to survive the undead.

A popular Mouse House kid star, Holt made her horror debut in the 2023 horror-comedy Totally Killer and followed it up with the good-time slasher and rom-com hybrid Heart Eyes.

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2026
01.14

“Bachelor in Paradise” winner Alexe Godin makes her feature film debut in Teacher’s Pet, a psychological thriller about a homicidal professor (Luke Barnett) obsessed with his hot new student (Michelle Torian), written and directed by Noam Kroll.

Godin, who first appeared on the 29th season of “The Bachelor” before winning season 10 of “Bachelor in Paradise” in 2014, plays another hot student.

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2026
01.02

It’s time to celebrate the very best in female nude acting. Any experienced and/or naturally talented actress can emote with engaging dialogue, range, emotional intelligence, and improvisational ability, but it takes an entirely different set of skills to make us care about a character solely based on her hotness.

This year we honor an American Eagle Klanswoman and bath tub water huckster, a Brazilian newcomer making her American feature film debut, a Hollywood MILF, an Oscar-winner, and a former child actor.

Comment, complain, and contribute below. If you’re some kind of historian, check out the Best Nude Acting for 2024, 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, and 2014

05. SYDNEY SWEENEY (THE HOUSEMAID)

Sydney Sweeney shows off her good genes in Paul Feig’s The Housemaid, an adaptation of Freida McFadden’s sexy page-turner about a homeless ex-con—with big ol’ tiddies—hired by a wealthy family to be their live-in housekeeper.

Sweeney plays the mysterious housemaid, with her boobs spilling out of her top in most scenes. They’re finally sprung free when she bangs the man of the house in a hotel room. The action isn’t as graphic as some of her previous nude acting, but it’s Sweeney! How privileged are we to see such glorious hooters?

Sweeney is part of the boob elite, the top one percent of women with enormous, beautiful breasts. She jiggles among heavy hootered heroines like Salma Hayek, Alexandra Daddario, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Christina Hendricks, Scarlett Johansson, Dolly Parton, and Monica Bellucci. We are not worthy of her gifts… so she ranks with a soft scene.

04. ELIANE REIS

Brazilian bombshell Eliane Reis makes her feature film debut in Bone Lake, an erotic thriller about homicidal sweethearts who enjoy destroying other couples’ relationships before killing them and tossing them in a lake.

Reis and her boyfriend in the film open the movie nude and frightened, running through the woods while being hunted by the deadly duo. Reis’ huge boobs and big bubble look amazing in motion, all jiggle and bounce as she jumps, tumbles, and eventually falls bent over a log.

Her performance falls between Betsy Rue’s amazing nude cat-and-mouse performance in My Bloody Valentine (2009) and Briana Evigan’s bikini chase in Rite of Passage.

03. DIANE KRUGER (THE SHROUDS)

Diane Kruger plays a cancer victim so hot her husband needs to watch her body decompose under ground through an app he’s created. It’s totally understandable. The former model and star of such hits as Inglourious Basterds, the National Treasure franchise, and FX’s underrated crime drama “The Bridge,” is gorgeous, even at 50’s door! We’d worry about grave robbers too.

The Shrouds shows Kruger’s character withering away from the disease and its treatment. But as her body begins to resemble a motorcycle jacket, with scars, stitches, and amputations, she remains sexy and down to fuck.

The movie is bleak and what happens to Kruger a travesty. But while your holding back tears and masturbating, the mastery of her performance will live on with you long after you’ve flushed your baby batter down the toilet. Bravo!

02. JENNIFER LAWRENCE (DIE MY LOVE)

Jennifer Lawrence may have lost at this year’s Golden Globes for Die My Love, but at Clatto we honor her gorgeous globes every chance we get!

Lawrence plays a new milf suffering from postpartum depression in writer/director Lynne Ramsay’s (You Were Never Really Here) horror-comedy Die, My Love, an adaptation of Argentine writer Ariana Harwicz 2017 novel “Matate, Amor,”

Lawrence performs in six nude scenes, including two full-frontal! The Oscar-winning stunner has never been shy about showing off her curves, going nude in Red Sparrow, No Hard Feelings, and Mother, and has only gotten more bold as she embraces MILFdom. “I’m not sensitive about nudity,” she told the press recently while promoting Die My Love.

01. IVANA BAQUERO (SPARTACUS: HOUSE OF ASHUR)

Where does the time go? In the blink of a palm’s eye, Pan’s Labyrinth star Ivana Baquero has grown into a beautiful thirty-something stunner, appearing nude as slave girl Messia in Starz’ new “Spartacus” spinoff “House of Ashur.”

Baquero goes full-frontal during her sex scenes as Messia, banging Ashur and fellow servant girl Hilara—played by redhead babe Jamaica Vaughan—and dyking out with Julius Caesar’s wife Cornelia, portrayed by stunner Jaime Slater.

Baquero is smoking hot and, adding heat to her nudity, is the unexpected revelation that she was the young star of Guillermo del Toro’s Pan’s Labyrinth in 2006. Why that fat bastard ain’t hiring her now for some nude roles is crazy!

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