2025
07.18

If you caught James Gunn’s new Superman movie, you most likely popped a boner faster than a speeding bullet when you saw the big boobed Daily Planet reporter in the background. She doesn’t do much in the film, but she steals every scene she’s in with those super puppies. So, who is she? She’s Mikaela Hoover, and her character is gossip columnist Cat Grant.

Mikaela Hoover as Cat Grant

Hoover’s career is heavily sprinkled with appearances in Gunn’s projects, leading to rumors that she’s been banging the beloved Hollywood degenerate for many years…okay, we made that up just five minutes ago while scrolling her IMDB, which lists Super, The Belko Experiment, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Suicide Squad, and more Gunn titles in her creds!

Regardless, Hoover is awesome, and Cat Grant should definitely be added to Superman’s secret harem or be his new love interest once he realizes what an unbearable shrew Lois Lane is in this new adaptation. That said, Rachel Brosnahan, who plays Lane, is hiding some monumental globes under her horrible wardrobe.

Rachel Brosnahan

2025
07.13

A trailer has gone online for Red Sonja, a new big-screen adaptation of Dynamite Entertainment’s comic book series about a hot, redheaded warrior queen with big, beautiful breasts who battles enemies while sporting a skimpy chainmail bikini.

Italian stunner Matilda Lutz picks up the bikini from Brigitte Nielsen, who originated the role onscreen in 1985. Lutz broke into American horror in 2017 with leading roles in Revenge, where she avenges her vagina after it’s broken into by horny, homicidal creeps, and Rings, a second sequel to Gore Verbinski’s 2002 masterpiece, The Ring.

M.J. Basset (Soloman Kane) directs from a script by Tasha Huo (Tomb Raider: The Legend of Lara Croft). Samuel Goldwyn Films will release the film in theaters on Aug. 15 and digitally on Aug. 29.

P.S. The new bikini sucks.

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2025
07.01

Emilia Jones Leaves Us Breathless In ‘Running Man’

Paramount Pictures has released a trailer for The Running Man, a reimagining of the 1987 sci-fi actioner starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a framed convict fighting for his life on a state-run game show pitting him against a barrage of colorful hunters.

Based on a Stephen King novel, the thriller is directed by Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead) and stars Glen Powell (Twisters) in the Schwarzenegger role and Emilia Jones (“Locke & Key”) as a hot civilian chick taken hostage by Powell’s character.

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2025
06.30

A new remake of the 1984 holiday slasher Silent Night, Deadly Night arrives in theaters on December 12 for an unrated wide release. Written and directed by Mike P. Nelson (Wrong Turn), the film stars Rohan Campbell (The Monkey) as its murderous Santa and Ruby Modine (Happy Death Day) as the object of his desire.

Modine, daughter of Matthew Modine, is best known for her role as single mother and waitress Sierra Morton on “Shameless,” but fright fans will recognize her from the horror comedy Happy Death Day and its sequel Happy Death Day 2U.

The original Silent Night, Deadly Night follows a murderous Santa out to slaughter all who have been bad—in particular nude young women and the men who screw them.

2025
06.15

We ‘Trust’ Sophie Turner w/ Our Penis!

Republic Pictures has set an Aug. 22 release date for Trust, a cat-and-mouse thriller starring “Game of Thrones” stunner Sophie Turner as a hot actress seeking refuge from Hollywood in a remote cabin after a major scandal breaks out, only to be hunted down by someone she trusted.

Turner made her acting debut at 15 as Sansa Stark on HBO’s “Game of Thrones” and had her big screen breakthrough two years later in the mystery thriller Another Me. She then scored the role of the hot mutant Phoenix in 2016’s X-Men: Apocalypse and 2019’s X-Men: Dark Phoenix.

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2025
06.10

‘Landman’ Semi-Nude Stunner Michelle Randolph Heads to ‘Malibu’

Michelle Randolph, the hot actress who plays Billy Bob Thorton’s semi-nude daughter on Taylor Sheridan’s hit Paramount+ series “Landman,” is starring in Malibu, a subterranean horror film from director Tod Williams (Paranormal Activity 2) for Screen Gems.

Randolph, who broke with roles on Sheridan’s “Landman” and “Yellowstone” spinoff “1923,” scored her first acting role in the 2017 tween television frightener House of the Witch and soon after made her horror film debut on the big screen in the island thriller Resort. Next year, she’ll star in Scream 7.

2025
06.05

Sydney Chandler Lands ‘Alien: Earth’

A full-length trailer for “Alien: Earth” has burst out of FX|Hulu, teasing the Alien prequel series from creator Noah Hawley (“Fargo”) and Ridley Scott production house Scott Free, premiering August 12.

Sydney Chandler fronts the eight-episode debut season as a hot chick who is tagging along with a group of tactical soldiers onboard a mysterious spacecraft when it crash-lands on Earth, where they encounter the deadly Xenomorphs.

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2025
06.01

Netflix has released a teaser for the fifth and final season of its hit original series “Stranger Things.” The show will conclude over the holiday season in three parts: Volume One on Nov. 26, Volume Two on Christmas Day, and Volume Three on New Year’s Eve.

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2025
05.20

Universal Pictures has released a new, dino-heavy trailer for Jurassic World: Rebirth, the seventh film in the Jurassic Park franchise. Hollywood stunner Scarlett Johansson and newcomer Luna Blaise face off against a new breed of monsters.

Set five years after the events of Jurassic World Dominion, Rebirth stars Johansson as a hot covert operative on a deadly mission to save mankind by obtaining DNA samples from three colossal dinosaurs found on land, air, and sea. Blaise, making her feature film debut, plays a hot caivilian caught in the mayhem.

Jurassic World: Rebirth is directed by Gareth Edwards (Godzilla) from a script by David Koepp (Jurassic Park). It opens in theaters on July 22, 2025.

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2025
05.19

Brie Larson Is a Monster MILF in New J.J. Abrams’ Creature-Feature!

Academy Award-winning babe Brie Larson (Kong: Skull Island) has been tapped to play the lead in Fail-Safe, a creature feature from director JT Mollner (Strange Darling) and producer J.J. Abrams (“LOST”).

Fail-Safe is told from the perspective of a young boy who discovers his hot mom is a monster. The story is scripted by Brian Duffield, who has penned the underrated genre gems Love and Monsters, Underwater, and The Babysitter.

Larson is best known for playing Captain Marvel in the 2019 film and Avengers: Endgame that same year. Other notable creds include Kong: Skull Island, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Fast X, and the abducted milf drama The Room, for which she won Best Actress at the 2015 Academy Awards.

Strange Darling made Clatto’s esteemed list of The 10 Sexiest Horror Films of 2024.