2022
10.07

Woke ‘Hellraiser’ Has Such Sights to Show You!

Spyglass Media Group released this week its woke re-imagining of Clive Barker’s Hellraiser for Hulu. Helmed by David Bruckner (Night House), the film stars tranny actor Jamie Clayton (“The L Word”) as the prickly hell priest Pinhead, leader of the horrific Cenobite demons.

Hellraiser, based on Barker’s kink-fueled and nightmarish novella “The Hellbound Heart,” premiered on the big screen in 1987 and is the only film in the poplar but hit-and-miss franchise to be directed by the beloved British horror author.

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2022
10.03

Rings and Revenge stunner Matilda Lutz is set to star as Red Sonja in a new big screen adaptation of Dynamite Entertainment’s comic series about a hot, redheaded warrior queen with big, beautiful breasts in a skimpy chainmail bikini.

M.J. Basset (Soloman Kane) directs for Millennium Media. The film is currently in production and promises to be no worse than 1985’s adaptation starring Bridgette Nielson as Sonja.

The Italian stunner broke into American horror in 2017 with leading roles in Revenge, a rape/revenge thriller in which she avenges her vagina after it’s broken into by horny, homicidal creeps, and Rings, a second sequel to Gore Verbinski’s 2002 masterpiece, The Ring.

2022
07.12

Hot actress Zoe Kravitz makes her directorial debut with Pussy Island, a thriller most likely not to live up to its provocative and sexy title. Penned by Kravitz, the film stars Naomi Ackie (Rise of the Skywalker) as an L.A. waitress who scores an invite to a tech mogul’s massive party on an island paradise and discovers horrible truths about the philanthropic businessman.

Could this be an Epstein inspired figure and island? We think so. Could it be a lighthearted romp about a teen prostitute who falls in love with a rich and debonair client while surrounded by hot jail bait pussy? Probably not. We’re guessing things get ugly and a lesson is learned. Oh, well. Here’s hoping Kravitz throws us some artistic full frontals.

2022
06.05

With the devastating conclusion of her embarrassing Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard defamation trial, Heard may have torpedoed the “believe all women” movement and sunk her role as Aquaman babe in Warner Bros’ DC Extended Universe franchise.

Heard, now affectionately known as Amber Turd after courtroom testimony revealed she once rage-pooped on Depp’s bed, made her debut as Aquaman’s abusive wife, Mera, in the 2018 blockbuster Aquaman. She’s now been edited out of the film’s upcoming sequel, Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom.

It’s quite a fall from grace for Heard, but we will always remember her as the beauty queen who topped Clatto’s esteemed list for 2010’s Twenty Hottest Women Working In Horror.

We also recall when she announced she was lesbian!

Horror fans fell hard for Heard in noteworthy thrillers Drive Angry, All the Boys Love Mandy Lane, Zombieland, Machete Kills, and 2009’s Stepfather remake.

2022
05.15

Christina Ricci Is a Milf w/ ‘Monstrous’ Problems!

Screen Media has released Monstrous, a creature feature starring Christina Ricci as an abused wife and milf who escapes her asshole husband with her kid only to face off against a more terrifying monster.

Ricci’s impressive career includes a string of memorable frighteners and thrillers, including 90’s childhood classics The Adams Family and Casper, Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow, Wes Craven’s Cursed, sexy supernatural thriller After.Life, kink-fueled abduction drama Black Snake Moan, Lifetime’s “Lizzie Borden Chronicles,” and Monster, based on serial killer Aileen Wuornos and her lesbian lover.

She currently can be seen in Showtime’s insanely addicting mystery thriller “Yellowjackets.”

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2022
04.09

Olivia Munn Gets Her Hot Tail Cast In ‘Walking Dead’ Anthology Series!

Stunner Olivia Munn is joining “Tales of the Walking Dead,” a new anthology series featuring stand-alone stories rooted in “The Walking Dead” universe and built around old and new characters, set to premiere in summer on AMC and AMC+.

No details on Munn’s character other than she’s insanely hot and must survive the zombie apocalypse.

Munn is best known for her wild hosting shenanigans on defunct network G4’s “Attack of the Show,” HBO’s old-people drama “The Newsroom,” a glorious topless turn in male-stripper dramedy Magic Mike, playing big-boobed, ninja-assassin Psylocke in Marvel’s X-Men: Apocalypse, and destroying Shane Black’s awesome Predator reboot the weekend of its release by beating a dead horse with a rehashed #MeToo tale.

2022
04.02

Adria Arjona Gets Your Blood Pumping In ‘Morbius’

Puerto Rican stunner Adria Arjona stars in Sony-Marvel’s Morbius, the newest entry in the Spider-man Universe about a scientist who becomes a vampire after attempting to cure the rare blood disease afflicting him. Jared Leto plays Morbius, but Arjona, who plays his hot scientist girlfriend, is who we’re eager to see.

Arojana first caught buzz playing sexy girlfriend to Taylor Kitsch’s troubled cop on HBO’s rightfully maligned season two of “True Detective.” Her notable film creds include The Belko Experiment from director Greg McLean (Wolf Creek) and writer James Gunn and Pacific Rim: Maelstrom, a sequel to Guillermo del Toro’s 2013 mecha-inspired robot vs. sea monsters epic.

Morbius is in theaters now.

2022
03.26

Ana de Armas goes nude in Adrian Lyne’s (Fatal Attraction, Indecent Exposure, Unfaithful) new erotic thriller Deep Water, based on novelist Patricia Highsmith’s book of the same name. While reviews have been surprisingly awful for the film, this could be our last chance to see Aramas nude as she’s entered the A-list club with acclaimed films Knives Out and No Time to Die.

Now streaming on Hulu, Deep Water stars Armas as a hotwife in a loveless marriage who’s made a willing cuckold out of her husband (Ben Affleck) to keep their wedded facade going. When he grows resentful and bodies of her former lovers start popping up, she must soon find a way out before death do they part.

Armas has been honored on Clatto’s esteemed list of The 5 Hottest Nude Acting Performances of 2017 and The 5 Hottest Nude Acting Performances of 2015.

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2022
03.23

“Vikings” stunner Alyssa Sutherland stars in Evil Dead Rise, a new entry in Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead franchise. Produced by Raimi and helmed by Lee Cronin (Hole in the Ground), the R-rated film is set to premiere on HBO Max later this year.

Sutherland plays a hot, single milf raising three kids in a crappy L.A. apartment. Things get worse when her hot, younger sister (Lily Sullivan) drops in for a visit and they discover the Book of the Dead hidden deep in the building, inadvertently unleashing evil demons.

Sutherland is best known for playing hot Queen/Princess Aslaug on the History Channel’s “Vikings.” The 5’10” former model followed the hit series with a role on the awful 2017 small-screen adaptation of Stephen King’s “The Mist.”

2022
03.21

Putin Poet AnnaLynne McCord Stars in Evil ‘Titanic’

When AnnaLynne McCord isn’t reciting love poems to Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, she’s making quality entertainment like her latest Titanic 666, a comedic and supernatural companion piece to the epic James Cameron blockbuster. Set a 110 years after the legendary ship’s tragic voyage, the horror comedy follows a high-tech replica of the ship as it visits the site of the original vessel’s sinking.

It’s all smooth sailing until the boat reaches its destination and all sorts of evil stuff starts happening. McCord plays a hot Instagram influencer hired to promote the ship and event. She’s joined by Keesha Sharp as the ship’s hot, milfy captain, and Lydia Hearst as a hot activist and stowaway.

McCord, best known for her roles on FX’s “Nip/Tuck” and The CW’s “90210,” has starred in a few notable horror flicks including Excision, The Haunting of Molly Hartley, Day of the Dead, Scorned, and 68 Kill. She can currently be seen on Apple TV’s “Physical.”