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So, there you are…quarantined to contain the spread of the deadly COVID 19 virus, manufactured in China by some shady bio-weapons Umbrella-like company—we’ve all seen the movie; our government goons can’t convince us otherwise!
Days are turning into weeks into months. The death toll continues to rise and you’re ready to shit yourself, but you can’t cause you’re light on toilet paper! You need to make a supply run, but zombies and marauders may now be lurking outside.
What you’re gonna need is a sexy co-star to get through this horror show—a hot babe to fuck and fight by your side. Ranked below are 19 stunners who have experienced viral pandemics in cinema—many kicked serious ass, others never stood a chance, some got naked and partied, all are stroke-worthy companions for your quarantine.
19. LI BINGBING – RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION
Quarantine Pros: She’ll keep you safe during a pandemic, especially if zombies and hooligans abound. She could also give you some tax tips.
Quarantine Cons: Watch yourself…no bat eating jokes to lighten the mood.
Li Bingbing plays sexy corporate spy and deadly assassin Ada Wong in Screen Gems’ long-running hit franchise Resident Evil, adapted from the popular Capcom games about an evil organization that unleashes a viral outbreak that leads to a zombie apocalypse.
Bingbing joined the series for its fifth installment Resident Evil: Retribution in 2012 when movie heroines could still be smoking hot while kicking ass. Sure, franchise star Milla Jovovich had moved on to the now en vogue female motocross look, but BingBing sported a sexy, form-fitting cheongsam dress with a high slit on the thigh that made us all want to do very Wong things to her!
18. JORDAN LADD – CABIN FEVER, 2002
Quarantine Pros: She’s a good time!
Quarantine Cons: Wrong hole.
Jordan Ladd, daughter of Hollywood hottie Cheryl Ladd (“Charlie’s Angels”), has mama’s good looks and one of horror’s most memorable sex scenes in Eli Roth’s directorial debut about a flesh-eating virus feeding on college grads while they attempt to party at a cabin in the woods.
17. GEMMA ARTERTON – THE GIRL WITH ALL THE GIFTS
Quarantine Pros: She’s got the gifts you want!
Quarantine Cons: She believes the children are the future. Pull a Pitt and ditch it quick!
The Girl With All the Gifts is set in Britain where the population has been nearly wiped out by a fungal outbreak. Its only hope for salvation is a group of hybrid zombie children, created by a team of scientists to experiment on for a cure.
Helmed by Colm McCarthy (Outcast) and based on Mike Carey’s 2014 novel of the same name, The Girl With All the Gifts stars Sennia Nanua as a potential child savior and Gemma Arterton as the girl’s former teacher and self appointed guardian.
Regrettably, Arterton’s wardrobe is more ugly sweater than skintight leather, but—if you’ve seen her in The Disappearance of Alice Creed—you know there’s a glorious rump underneath that frump.
16. RHONA MITRA – DOOMSDAY
Quarantine Pros: She knows how to behead raging zombies.
Quarantine Cons: If you wake up grumpy, she might think you’re infected.
Neil Marshall’s post-apocalyptic actioner Doomsday stars English babe Rhona Mitra as an ass-kicking sexpot deployed by the British government into the quarantined country of Scotland to find a potential cure for a deadly virus that turns peeps into raging assholes.
Coming off starring roles in David E. Kelley’s “The Practice” and “Boston Legal” drama series and an unforgettable nude turn as an invisible man’s rape victim in Paul Verhoeven’s Hollow Man (top that Blumhouse), Mitra’s debut as hot action hero was well-received despite the film’s floppery, landing her the lead in Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. Mitra also scored a spot on Clatto’s list of The 20 Hottest Women Working In Horror for 2010.
15. JAIME KING – BLACK SUMMER
Quarantine Pros: Hot MILF!
Quarantine Cons: Hot MILF’s kids.
Jaime King stars in Netfflix’s “Black Summer” as a hot MILF in search of her daughter six weeks into a viral pandemic turning folks into ravenous zombies. Annoying and willing to get everyone killed, King’s hotness is the only reason to root for her, which is why we don’t understand why she’s not in a bikini.
King is a Clatto MVP and has made our lists for The 20 Hottest Women Working in Horror/Sci-fi and The Twelve Babes of Christmas Horror.
14. EMILY VANCAMP – CARRIERS
Quarantine Pros: She looks good in a bikini!
Quarantine Cons: Convincing her the beach is safe!
Emily Vancamp is one of four global pandemic survivors desperately trying to outlive the infected while on a road trip to a secluded beach motel they believe will provide safe haven. While that doesn’t sound like much of a plan for living through an apocalypse, it could make convincing Vancamp and her attractive friend (Piper Perabo) to go for a skinny-dip a real possibility!
13. CARICE VAN HOUTEN – BLACK DEATH
Quarantine Pros: Bubonic babe!
Quarantine Cons: Endless stories about how the old plagues were a lot tougher than today’s.
Fear and superstition run rampant as the bubonic plague sweeps across 14th century Europe. Milfy stunner Carice van Houten, who revived Jon Snow as Red Priestess Melisandre on HBO’s “Game of Thrones,” plays a rumored necromancer sought by the Church for keeping her village untouched by disease. While not as hot a role as GoT’s Melisandre, van Houten will still get a rise out of your stiffy!
12. CHRISTIAN SERRATOS – THE WALKING DEAD
Quarantine Pros: She bangs everyone!
Quarantine Cons: She bangs everyone 🙁
Hot mama Christian Serratos joined AMC’s “The Walking Dead” during the zombie drama’s fourth season in 2013 as Rosita Espinosa, then girlfriend to Sgt. Abraham Ford and ongoing crush for autistic-leaning science teacher Eugene Porter.
Rosita no longer sports the booty shorts she first arrived in, but is still the resident heart-breaker of the group of survivors—having a baby by late doctor Siddiq while hooking up with Father-not-the-father Gabriel and ruthlessly cock-teasing Eugene. Muy caliente!
11. NADINE CROCKER – CABIN FEVER, 2016
Quarantine Pros: Text tattoos to read after the virus takes her and you’re stuck with her rotting corpse.
Quarantine Cons: They’re life affirming.
Model and actress Nadine Crocker plays victim to a flesh-eating in producer Eli Roth’s remake of his own 2002 classic Cabin Fever. Crocker is quite a stunner, making the tragic fate of her character all the more heartbreaking.
Did they really need to off the hottest girl in such a gruesome way? Couldn’t she have passed peacefully and nude in her sleep? Maybe from an undiagnosed childhood affliction? Regardless, you’ll probably rub your own skin off enjoying this scene—which is also on Clatto’s list of The 5 Hottest Nude Acting Performances In Horror 2016.
10. MIA MAESTRO – THE STRAIN
Quarantine Pros: Playing doctor!
Quarantine Cons: Diagnosis terminal 🙁
Argentine actress Mia Maestro plays brainy babe Dr. Nora Martinez in “The Strain,” a viral outbreak series from producers Guillermo del Toro and Carlton Cuse (“LOST”). Unlike the average zombie inducing outbreak, the Strain triggers violent vampirism in its victims. It’s up to Nora and her CDC New York team to figure out a cure or die sexy.
09. ALYCIA DEBNAM-CAREY – FEAR THE WALKING DEAD
Quarantine Pros: No in-laws to worry about.
Quarantine Cons: Will eventually annoy you enough to take your chances outside
Aussie stunner Alycia Debnam-Carey plays her family’s lone survivor in “Fear the Walking Dead,” AMC’s cluster-fuck of a spinoff series to its hit “Walking Dead” zombie drama. Debnam-Carey’s character, Alicia Clarke, has been annoying and a liability to most around her since the show’s debut, but she’s proven to be too pretty to die—even we she inexplicably refuses to kill the infected!
08. SIENNA GUILLORY – RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE
Quarantine Pros: Short skirt, big gun.
Quarantine Cons: Will turn on you when a twist is needed.
British babe Sienna Guillory joined the Screen Gems franchise in 2004’s Resident Evil: Apocalypse, playing super sexy fan-favorite Jill Valentine, a former Racoon City police officer who helps series protagonist Alice (Milla Jovovich) fight zombies, mutants, and bio-terrorists while in a tiny skirt—that is until she falls under Umbrella’s control and starts fighting the good guys while in a skintight catsuit!
07. SARAH DUMONT – SCOUTS GUIDE TO THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
Quarantine Pros: Cutoffs and cocktails!
Quarantine Cons: You’re no Boy Scout.
Scout’s Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse follows three high school Boy Scouts as they take on their small town’s zombie outbreak with little more than their troop skills and the help of gorgeous cocktail waitress Sarah Dumont. A model-turned actress, Dumont fights the undead fashionably in cutoffs and clingy tee!
O6. MILLA JOVOVICH – RESIDENT EVIL
Quarantine Pros: Simply the queen.
Quarantine Cons: Knows you’re eyeballing Jill Valentine and Ada Wong.
Ukrainian born actress/model Milla Jovovich fell into the horror genre by taking on the iconic role of Alice in the hugely popular Resident Evil franchise. Throughout six films, she’s battled zombies, mutants, and bio-terrorists while infected, cloned, beat, and betrayed. An absolute stunner, she topped Clatto’s esteemed list for The 10 Hottest Horror Babes of the Decade in 2010.
05. JILLIAN MURRAY – CABIN FEVER: PATIENT ZERO
Quarantine Pros: Looks great in a bikini!
Quarantine Cons: Looks great in a bikini dead…you’ll hate yourself in the morning.
Patient Zero, a prequel to the Cabin Fever films, follows a group of friends plagued by a flesh-eating virus while on holiday in the Caribbean. Jillian Murray is the bustiest of the friends, an absolute head-turner, who’s inadvertently and very literally eaten out by her boyfriend when the skin around her lovely lady parts begins to fall off! As outrageous as this scene is, Murray’s hot, decaying girl fight with an infected and sexy researcher that goes to the death!
04. LAURA VANDERVOORT – RABID
Quarantine Pros: Hungry for meat!
Quarantine Cons: Literally.
Beautiful stunner Laura Vandervoort plays a meek fashion designer who cannot drive for shit. When she finally has a life changing accident on her motor scooter, she undergoes experimental stem-cell treatment to make her mangled face hot again.
Unfortunately, side affects include a head full of teeth and an insatiable hunger for human blood! Those bitten contract a vampire-like strain of rabies.
This would all be bad, but presented in itty-bitty booty-shorts, Vandervoort is still worth the trouble. Hell, we would have banged her deformed ass and spared her and the city an outbreak!
03. CERINA VINCENT – CABIN FEVER, 2002
Quarantine Pros: Totally shaved.
Quarantine Cons: Bad skin.
It is reported that Cerina Vincent, best known for going fully nude throughout her performance as foreign exchange student Areola in the Columbia Pictures spoof Not Another Teen Movie, had typecasting concerns over getting naked in director Eli Roth’s feature film debut Cabin Fever—so much so, she butted heads with Roth over how much ass crack she’d be willing to show on screen.
Having been shot during Hollywood’s magical pre-MeToo era, Roth was able to badger Vincent into flashing an inch of her rump (a ruler was used prior to shooting!). While such shenanigans may raise eyebrows in today’s oppressive movingmaking climate, two decades ago it led to Vincent going topless for a second scene in which she wasn’t required to do so—out of her own volition!
With so much effort directed towards the film’s nudity, it’s no surprise Vincent finds herself ranked so high on this prestigious countdown for her role as Marcy, the sluttiest in a group of friends who fall victim to a flesh-eating virus while shacking up at a cabin in the woods.
02. LAUREN COHAN – THE WALKING DEAD
Quarantine Pros: Single again. No in-laws. Farmer’s daughter.
Quarantine Cons: She’ll leave you for a better offer.
British stunner Lauren Cohan joined AMC’s “The Walking Dead” in 2011 as beloved farmer’s daughter Maggie Greene. Maggie and her family took our group of zombie apocalypse survivors into their home and, soon, started knocking boots with Glenn Rhee, who’d she’d eventually marry and have a child with.
But, the whole thing was a mistake! From season two through nine, Maggie would go on to lose her entire family, her brave and loving husband, and her ill-fated ABC show “Whiskey Cavalier.” It’s been a bummer of an apocalypse, but Maggie will be back for more in the show’s upcoming 11th season!
01. GEMMA ATKINSON – NIGHT OF THE LIVING 3D DEAD
Quarantine Pros: 34-E’s!!!
Quarantine Cons: The girl with the big boobs always dies.
Best known for modeling half-naked in lad magazines and for her role as self-cutter Lisa Hunter on the British teen-soap “Hollyoaks” and its various spinoffs, Gemma Atkinson pays homage to zombie master George Romero in this extremely indie remake of his acclaimed classic Night of the Living Dead.
Cast as the infamous “they’re coming to get you” Barbara, Atkinson improves on the character by bringing her gorgeous 34-E’s to the role. This is not the first time Atkinson has taken the top spot on a Clatto list; she previously won that honor in our prestigious countdown of The 10 Hottest Found-Footage Babes.
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