Mall Rats Engage in Massive Lightsaber Battle Royal!


Jedi and padawans engaged in a lightsaber battle royal this weekend at the Bristols Cabot Circus mall in Bristol, England. The event drew over 100 ____ (pick one: A. Virgins B. Misfits C. Super lucky Star Wars fans).

Check out the action:

This just looks like a freaking blast to me. Sadly, the British wankers participating are about as vicious as a group of nerf-herders. If I had been there, I would have totally unleashed Order 66 on their limey asses.

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  1. So, how did the story end, you ask? Well, none of the participants in this lightsaber battle ever again got laid.