2011
05.31

Rachel Nichols & Her Big Beautiful Cans Get Canned From ‘Criminal Minds’

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Sad news for fans of large breasts and crime procedurals: Deadline is reporting that Rachel Nichols will not be returning to the hit CBS series “Criminal Minds” this fall. The network has opted to bring back original recurring Paget Brewster instead.

Nichols, who played FBI Agent Ashley Seager, a profiler with giant breasts whose family history with a serial killer led to her participation in a case with the bureau’s Behavioral Analysis Unit at Quantico, was originally brought in last season to fill in the heels and sexy pantsuit left behind by regular A.J. Cook.

Unfortunately, with Brewster and Cook both returning to the show this year—thanks in part to fan-driven campaigns—Nichols was shit out of luck come contract renewal time.

But, don’t go mailing off any anthrax-riddled packages to the idiots at CBS. Nichols is doing pretty damn good regardless. The 30-year-old model-turned-actress will be seen this summer kicking Rose McGowan’s ass in Lionsgate’s Conan the barbarian remake.

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