Paramount Pictures has released a short teaser for its upcoming sequel to 2018’s monster hit A Quiet Place, starring its actor/director John Krasinski and stunner Emily Blunt as parents raising children in an apocalyptic future where the slightest sound brings death from the alien creatures that have overrun the earth.
Arriving in theaters March 20, the new film picks up after the events of the first and pits the surviving Abbott family members up against new threats while they attempt to escape the dangers they know—fingers crossed it’s not monsters that make you kill yourself when they look at you!
“Hemlock Grove” and “Once Upon a Time” starlet Freya Tingley stars in Screen Media Films’ new Gothic thriller The Sonata. Helmed by newcomer Andrew Desmond, the film co-stars the late Rutger Hauer (Blind Fury) in one of his final roles.
Tingley toplines The Sonata as a talented young musician who inherits her father’s (Hauer) spooky old mansion after he croaks under mysterious circumstances. There she discovers his last musical composition…believed to conjure up the devil.
Sony Pictures released this week a first trailer for Ghostbusters: Afterlife, the long awaited and proper sequel in director Ivan Reitman’s beloved 80’s franchise. Arriving in theaters July 10, 2020, the film is set in a small Oklahoma town and picks up the story years after the events of Ghostbusters II.
Jason Reitman is at the helm with original Ghostbusters Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray, Ernie Hudson, and succubus Sigourney Weaver reprising their roles. New faces include Paul Rudd, Carrie Coon (“The Leftovers”), and Finn Wolfhard (“Stranger Things”).
Sitting this one out are failed 2016 Ghostbusters Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Leslie Jones, Kate McKinnon, and director Paul Feig.
Stunner Rachel Nichols (“Criminal Minds”) co-stars alongside Bruce Willis and Thomas Jane (Punisher) in Saban Films’ Breach, a space-set thriller from director John Suits (Scribbler) about a crew onboard an interstellar ship threatened by a terrifying cosmic evil.
Willis plays a seasoned crew member, who along with a young stowaway (Cody Kearsley), does battle with the sinister force. No word on what role Nichols plays, but we do know her character will have big, beautiful boobs.
Nichols movie creds include Summit Entertainment’s white-knuckle P2 thriller (her first starring role), Lionsgate’s adaptation of the James Patterson novel I, Alex Cross, and remakes of the Amityville Horror, Conan the Barbarian, and French slasher Inside.
Warner Bros. and DC Entertainment released today a first trailer for Wonder Woman 1984, the unexpectedly whimsical sequel to the 2017 blockbuster original, starring Gal Gadot as the Amazonian superhero stunner.
We watched the trailer on mute so not to distract from Gadot’s hotness, allowing us to fairly assess if this movie is worthy of anyone not a 13-year-old girl or a 40-something cat lady in a vagina beanie.
The good news is Gadot’s Wonder Woman costume remains the skimpiest of today’s prudish heroines. How that short skirt doesn’t reveal any Wonder buns with all that jumping and sliding and kicking is a regrettable mystery.
Wonder Woman 1984 is set in the 80s and pits our hero against The Cheetah (Kristen Wiig). Patty Jenkins is once again at the helm with Chris Pine back as Steve Trevor.
Ana de la Reguera is toplining the fifth chapter in Blumhouse’s politically-charged horror franchise The Purge. Everardo Gout (National Geographic’s “Mars”) is at the helm, working off a script from Purge creator James DeMonaco.
Slated to release in theaters July 10, 2020, the new Purge is set away from its metropolitan setting, but will continue to provide a satirical look at racial tensions and economic status…while showering us with violence, sweet, violence.
No word on what role Reguera plays, but she is joined on screen by Tenoch Huerta (“Narcos: Mexico”), Cassidy Freeman (“Smallville”), and Will Patton (Armageddon).
Fright fans may recognize de la Reguera from roles in “From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series,” Kevin Greutert’s creepy 2014 supernatural thriller Jessabelle, and 2011’s Cowboys & Aliens. She’ll next be seen in Zack Snyder’s Army of the Dead for Netflix.
Marvel Studios released today a first trailer for Black Widow, a standalone superhero prequel depicting Natasha Romanoff’s rise from troubled, sexy Soviet spy to righteous, sexy Avenger. Scarlett Johansson reprises the role for Aussie director Cate Shortland (The Berlin Syndrome).
In theaters May 1, 2020, Black Widow is set prior to the events of 2012’s The Avengers. Co-stars include David Harbour (“Stranger Things”), O-T Fagbenle (“The Handmaid’s Tale”), Rachel Weisz (The Mummy), and Florence Pugh (Midsommar) as Black Widow nemesis-turned-ally and Black Widow successor Yelena Belova.
Trailer is a hoot and Johansson is smoking hot…though we still wish her outfit was less motocross and more this.
