Margot Robbie is in talks to star in Tim Burton’s Attack of the 50-Foot Woman, which means she’s waiting for truckloads of cash to pull up to her driveway. The film is a remake of the 1958 cult classic starring hot chick of yore Allison Hayes as a scorned woman-turned-giant.

Plot details for Burton’s take on the original remain hush, but we can safely assume it revolves around millions of men from around the world desperately trying to walk, run, and jump into Robbie’s big, giant pussy. What else would it be about? If you saw a giant Margot Robbie, you’d want to get all up in that bitch, right?

Robbie broke into Hollywood the old-fashioned way: naked, in The Wolf of Wall Street. Roles as Harley Quinn and Barbie have shot her to super stardom—but you and your penis knew that already; I just prefer to have three paragraphs per post.