2026
01.20

Paramount is going full throttle with its promotion for Scream 7, the latest entry in the unstoppable fright franchise launched in 1996 by master of horror Wes Craven and screenwriter Kevin Williamson, who returns to direct.

A retro poster featuring Ghostface in a nod to Tobe Hooper’s 1974 classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the newest promo to get fans pumped for the sequel, but we would have rather seen something with a scantly-clad Michelle Randolph (pictured above).

Randolph plays Billy Bob Thorton’s barely-dressed daughter on Taylor Sheridan’s hit Paramount+ series “Landman”—which is set in Texas too! The gorgeous blonde, who also starred in Sheridan’s “Yellowstone” spinoff “1923,” is part of the Scream 7 ensemble, in a role we hope requires booty shorts.

Oh… here’s the Scream 7 retro poster…

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