If you thought you were too fat to rape and kill, you’ll find hope in Lifetime’s new original movie Big Driver, starring Maria Bello as a novelist out to kill the fattie who left her for dead in a drainage pipe after raping her. The film is an adaptation of the Stephen King short story found in his anthology “Full Dark, No Stars.”

Big Driver is directed by Mikael Salomon (Hard Rain) from a teleplay by Richard Christian Matheson (Three O’Clock High). Co-stars include Ann Dowd (“The Leftovers”), Olympia Dukakis (Moonstruck), Jennifer Kydd (“Falcon Beach”), rocker Joan Jett, and Will Harris as the story’s heavy (ba-da-bing!).

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“Game of Thrones” star Natalie Dormer will topline Screen Gems’ new zombie thriller Patient Zero. Directed by Stefan Ruzowitzky (Deadfall), the film finds Dormer playing a viral outbreak survivor gifted with the ability to communicate with the undead.

When the outbreak becomes a global pandemic, turning victims into rabies riddled monsters, Dormer is the only one who can save the day with her powers.

Dormer currently plays widowed queen Margaery Tyrell on HBO’s “Game of Thrones.” She also portrayed doomed queen Anne Boleyn on Showtime’s “The Tudors,” and criminal mastermind Jamie Moriarty on the CBS Sherlock Holmes series “Elementary.” She’ll next be seen in The Hunger Games: Mockingjay.

Character descriptions for AMC’s “Walking Dead” spinoff series have gone online, and not since the death of Rick Grimes’ adulterous wife Lori have fans been more excited. Word on the web is the show could serve as a prequel series, shedding light on the events that led to full blown zombie apocalypse.

Most of the show’s characters make up two families, one of which is Latino. Both families are broken, with the parental units single so an apocalyptic “Brady Bunch” scenario could be in the cards. What??? We’re romantics at Clatto.

The character descriptions (via TVLine):

Sean Cabrera – A Latino male in his early 40s, Sean is a good man trying to do right by everyone in his life.

Cody Cabrera – Sean’s whip-smart and rebellious teenage son.  Known as the angriest kid in town.

Nancy Tompkins – A thirtysomething single mom to two kids, Nancy looks like the girl next door, but there’s an edge to her.

Nick Tompkins – Nancy’s screwed up teenage son.  He’s too old to stay at home, too scared to flee.

Ashley Tompkins – Nancy’s mostly level-headed teenage daughter.  Her ambition is in direct proportion to her older brother’s failures.  She loves her mom but it’s time to get out of Dodge.

Andrea Chapman – A somewhat wilted flower child, fortysomething Andrea has retreated to the outskirts of the city to recover after a horrible marriage.

AMC announced the spinoff last year and ordered a pilot episode this month, to be penned by “Walking Dead” creator Robert Kirkman and Dave Erickson, who will serve as showrunner for the new series. If greenlit, the show is expected to debut in 2015.

“The Walking Dead” season five premieres Oct. 12.

“Game of Thrones” ice queen Lena Headey is set to star in the long-delayed film adaptation of author Seth Grahame-Smith’s Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, an outrageous re-imagining of the Jane Austin novel Pride and Prejudice.

Slated to roll camera Sept. 24, the film follows protagonist Elizabeth Bennet (Lily James) as she wrestles with the issues of morality, manners, and the undead in 19th century London. Burr Steers (Igby Goes Down) directs from a script he wrote with acclaimed writer David O. Russell (American Hustle).

Headey currently stars as Queen Cersei Lannister on the HBO series “Game of Thrones.” She can also been seen Zach Snyder’s 300, After Dark’s The Broken, Screen Gems’ The Cave, Terry Gilliam’s The Brothers Grimm, and slasher Laid to Rest.

Universal Pictures has released a new trailer for Ouija, a supernatural thriller based on the classic board game used by kids to communicate with the dead! Set for release Oct. 24, the film stars “Bates Motel’s” Olivia Cooke, “Teenwolf’s” Shelley Hennig, and “True Detective’s” Erin Moriarty (pictured above).

Ouija follows a group of attractive kids trying to give a shout out to their deceased friend through a spirit board . Unfortunately, they unleash an ancient evil that isn’t out to play games… badabing!

The film marks the directorial debut of Stiles White, screenwriter for Alex Proyas’ Knowing and producer Sam Raimi’s The Possession, and stunt coordinator on Jurassic Park III, The Sixth Sense, Lake Placid and The Relic.

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AMC has released a new trailer for season five of its ratings juggernaut “The Walking Dead.” Set to premiere Oct. 12, the show picks up with Rick Grimes and the group at Terminus, trapped in a train car by people who could be cannibals.

The new season will also catch up with the missing, namely Carol, Tyreese, and Beth Greene, explore the possibility of a cure in Washington, and introduce more swarms of awesome zombies. Chaos is clearly on the menu, but as long as Maggie Greene and sexy newcomer Rosita Espinosa survive, we’ll be okay!

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Production has wrapped on TomCat Films’ new sci-fi comedy Aliens vs. Titanic, starring former porn star and Charlie Sheen penis pump Bree Olson. Also appearing in the flick is new XXX star Layla Price. Her role is described as a cameo, but something tells us she could be the Cameron Diaz to Olson’s Julia Roberts.

Price tells AVN:

I have a cameo alongside Bree Olson. I can’t give too many details about the movie, but if you like any of the independent horror films mixed with some comedy, you will absolutely love this one and you will want to watch it over and over again!

Aliens vs. Titanic finds a luxurious space cruiser destroyed after a collision with a meteor storm, sending survivors  to a desolate planet where they discover that one of them is infected with an alien life form. No word on what character Layla plays, but we hope she survives long enough to make it to a nude decontamination scene.

Meir Zarchi is set to produce I Spit On Your Grave: Deja Vu, a sequel to his controversial 1978 revenge-thriller Day of the Woman—re-released as I Spit On Your Grave in 1980. Deja Vu picks up decades after protagonist Jennifer Hills has been acquitted for the brutal slaughter of the four men who gang-raped her.

Jennifer, now a bestselling non-fiction author, becomes the target of the surviving members of her “victims” families, who feel justice is owed. I Spit On Your Grave star Camille Keaton, now 67, will reportedly reprise her role as Jennifer.

Zarchi most recently produced Steven R. Monroe’s awesome 2010 I Spit On Your Grave reboot, starring pretty newcomer Sarah Butler, and its worthy sequel with “Hollyoaks” recurring Jemma Dallender. Anchor Bay, who distributed the newer films, have also announced a third entry in its franchise.

Red Nights is a 2010 Hong Kong psycho-sexual thriller described by filmmakers Julien Carbon and Laurent Courtiaud as an homage to giallo, complete with sadistic murders and sexual kink. On Oct. 21, the film will finally get its stateside release on DVD.

Sexy Frédérique Bel plays a French woman on the lam in Hong Kong after murdering her lover and stealing a mysterious artifact containing a poison that kills people through absolute pleasure (carbs? alcohol?). In Taiwan, she meets a mobster and female assassin out to take the potion from her.

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Twentieth Century Fox and Marvel Comics announced today that they will bring comic book antihero Deadpool to the big screen on Feb. 12. 2016. Tim Miller is set to make his feature directorial debut with the long gestating project. Funny man Ryan Reynolds is expected to star.

Deadpool is a foulmouthed, sarcastic, mentally unstable mercenary with regenerative healing powers like Wolverine. The film adaptation is reportedly budgeted at $50 million, and expected to be rated a hard R. Reynolds credits leaked audition footage online as a reason for the film getting made.

Reynolds is coming off the failed comic flicks R.I.P.D. and The Green Lantern. In 2009, he played Deadpool in the shockingly terrible X-Men Origins: Wolverine. His best work can be seen in comic based sequel Blade: Trinity, the dramedy Adventureland, and the comedies Just Friends, Waiting, and The Change-Up.