Jacob Burris, campaign manager for Arkansas Democratic congressional candidate Ken Aden, was the victim of political terrorism this week when he discovered his family’s cat slain and desecrated with the word “liberal” painted on its carcass.
Authorities don’t have any leads in the case, but “Vampire Diaries” heartthrob Ian Somerhalder has vowed to have the culprits caught and brought to justice (that thud you just heard was the sound of millions of panties hitting the ground).
IF police do not or will not find party/parties responsible,I will start a PRIVATE INVESTIGATION into the matter. I sure many of you agree. One thing though—before I go into Mystic Fallsland. This kitty killed in Arkansas with LIBERAL scribed on it’s fur. THIS IS NOT OAKY (CONT).
let me know what you think… Lets get to the bottom of it. Whom ever it is should be prosecuted to full extent of law.
While I object to animal cruelty and applaud Somerhalder’s efforts to find the cat murderers, I do hope this serves as a wake up call to all pets harboring a political agenda: Keep your pro-choice and health care reform ideas to yourself!
Seriously, this is why I don’t line my parakeet’s cage with newspaper anymore. Keeps them from getting smart and plotting against me and my government (see AnimalsHateUs).
Magnolia Pictures will release writer/director Bobcat Goldthwait’s (World’s Greatest Dad) spree-killer comedy God Bless America on VOD April 6 and in theaters for a limited run on May 11. Joel Murray (“Mad Men”) and 18-year-old up-and-comer Tara Lynne Barr star as an unlikely murderous duo out to off the rude, the spoiled and the clueless.
Peep it:
The film’s synopsis reads:
Loveless, jobless and possibly terminally ill, Frank has had enough of the downward spiral of America.
With nothing left to lose, Frank takes his gun and decides to off the stupidest, cruelest and most repellent members of society with an unusual accomplice: 16-year-old Roxy, who shares his sense of rage and disenfranchisement.
God Bless America costars Melissa Page Hamilton (“Big Love”), Rich McDonald (“Generation Kill”), Guerrin Gardner (Dead Calling), Andrea Harper (The Creeps) and former award-winning child actor David Mendenhall (“General Hospital” “Taxi”).
Fun Fact: I attended junior high with Mendenhall. We pretended to be devil worshippers on occasion and quoted Anton LaVey. It sometimes freaked out the “General Hospital” fans who approached him for autographs. Good guy; good times.
Fun Fact 2: I ran into Goldthwait at an AA meeting many years ago. At least, I think it was him. I was drunk. But I’m pretty sure it was.
Euforia has released the first full-length trailer for Norwegian filmmaker Aleksander Nordaas’ disturbingly sexy mythological creature-feature Thale. The film stars Silje Reinamo (Dunderland) as a deadly woodland nymph known in Norwegian folklore as the Huldra.
Huldras are beautiful, cow-tailed women who lure horny outdoorsmen deep into the woods to never be seen again … well, at least they’re not fat. Thale will play theaters in Norway on Feb. 17. No word on a North American release date.
If your life has come to a crawl since AMC ‘s “The Walking Dead” took its mid-season break, prepare to get your pulses racing. The second half of season two is set to premiere on Feb. 12 with an episode entitled “Nebraska.”
Showrunner Glen Mazzara tells MTV:
If there’s a zombie attack in every other scene the show would play as a video game and people would not really respond to it. I think in our midseason finale, we were building to that climax to where Sophia comes out of the barn, remember that was a twist on already a big scene.
That was by design and the entire season has been designed to have huge payoffs, smaller character moments and I think that there’s a lot of things in the show that satisfies many people in the audience.
At the end of the run all fans will be happy with this show. It’s just packed, particularly in the second half of the season.
“The Walking Dead” is AMC’s highest rated show and has already been renewed for a 16-episode third season. But, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Posted below is a 30-second tease for season two’s mid-season premiere “Nebraska”:
Canadian up-and-comer Rebecca Marshall (Saw 3-D) is in Los Angeles this week shooting writer/director Joe McClean’s (How to Make a David Lynch Film) new psychological sci-fi thriller Life Tracker.
Marshall plays Bell, one of three friends investigating the company Life Tracker Limited and the mysterious device it has created to predict people’s life spans—an invention that has sparked a global mass hysteria. Matt Dallas (“Kyle XY”) and Barry Finnegan (Forever Midnight) costar.
Horror fans may recognize the beautiful 5-foot-8 Hall from her role as doomed lawyer Suzanne in Saw 3-D. She also appeared in Darren Lynn Bousman’s horror-musical Repo! The Genetic Opera and played an alien stripper opposite “Game of Thrones” star Peter Dinklage on an episode of the short-lived CBS series “Threshold.”
To learn more about her and peep some pics, visit her site.
By Eddie Muertos on January 25th, 2012 at 6:50 pm
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Lena Headey (“Game of Thrones”)will star alongside Ethan Hawke (Daybreakers) in Universal Pictures’ Vigilandia, a modestly budgeted frightener from writer/director James DeMonaco (Little New York) set to shoot next month.
Producers Platinum Dunes (Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Friday the 13th) and Blumhouse Productions (Paranormal Activity, Insidious) are keeping plot details on the QT, revealing only that the picture is a sci-fi thriller.
Headey currently stars as Queen Cersei Lannister on the HBO series “Game of Thrones.” She returns to the big-screen later this year in the Pete Travis-directed Dred 3-D, an adaptation of the popular U.K. comic Judge Dredd.
Diane Kruger (Inglourious Basterds) is set to join 17-year-old starlet Saoirse Ronan (Hanna) in director Andrew Niccol’s (In Time) big-screen adaptation of author Stephenie Meyer’s tween sci-fi novel “The Host.”
The Host centers on an alien invasion of human minds. Ronan plays Melanie Stryder, a young woman whose thoughts of love puzzle her would-be extraterrestrial body-snatcher, making it difficult to seize control of her thoughts.
Kruger will play The Seeker, a guardian looking after Melanie as she is the linchpin in a revolution meant to free humans from their alien invaders. Max Irons (Red Riding Hood) and Jake Abel (I Am Number Four) costar as Melanie’s lover Jared Howe and rebel Ian O’Shea, respectively.
Kruger, last seen opposite Liam Neeson in the hit action thriller Unknown, is best known for her portrayal of Dr. Abigail Chase in Walt Disney Pictures’ National Treasure franchise and as actress/spy Bridget von Hammersmark in Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds.
Last Exorcism producer Eli Roth is promising an R-rated sequel for his 2010 sleeper hit about a priest who encounters a real demon-possessed soul while shooting a documentary meant to debunk exorcisms.
The first film worked great as a PG-13 psychological film, but now we want to go R-rated and show the true horror of what this subject matter offers.
Obviously with the title of the first one, we had not planned on a sequel, but we love the story and subject matter and had what we feel is an inspired idea to continue it.
Production on the sequel is set to begin next month in New Orleans. The story will pick up three months after the events of the original and will find lead Ashley Bell reprising her role as the possessed Nell Sweetzer.
Helming the StudioCanal financed project will be Ed Gass-Donnelly (This Beautiful City) from a script by Damien Chazelle (Guy and Madeline on a Park Bench).
The Last Exorcism was produced for a little under $2 million and went on to earn over $65 million in worldwide coin.
Ukrainian stunner Olga Kurylenko (pictured above) is starring opposite Tom Cruise and Andrea Riseborough (Never Let Me Go) in director Joseph Kosinski’s currently untitled follow-up to his 2010 feature film debut Tron: Legacy.
The Michael Arndt (Toy Story 3) scripted film, previously entitled Horizons and Oblivion, is set in a future where people live on cloud cities above an uninhabitable Earth. Cruise plays a repairman sent down to the abandoned planet to fix the drones that keep alien threats at bay.
HeatVision reports that Kurylenko is playing the role of Cruise’s lover and work partner, his “anchor to the city in the clouds.” Riseborough is the mysterious woman who crash lands on Earth and threatens their relationship.
Kurylenko’s genre creds include Neil Marshall’s Centurion and the big-screen video game adaptations Hitman and Max Payne. The 32-year-old former model is best known for her portrayal of revenge-seeking Bond girl Camille Montes in the James Bond film Quantum of Solace.
Vera Farmiga (Source Code) and Patrick Wilson (Prometheus) have said I do to portraying married demonologists Ed and Lorraine Warren in New Line’s upcoming based-on-true-events frightener The Conjuring.
Written by Chad and Carey Hayes (Whiteout, House of Wax), the story follows the horrifying ordeal faced by the Perron family in 1970 after moving into a demon-possessed Rhode Island farmhouse.
Insidious and Saw director James Wan will helm the modestly-budgeted project, which is set to roll camera in North Carolina in March. Ghost hunter fans may recognize Ed and Lorraine Warren as the paranormal investigators called in to work the infamous Amityville Horror case of 1975.
