2016
10.14

‘Rogue One: A Star Wars Story’ Final Trailer Is All That Matters Now!

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Disney has released the third and final trailer for standalone Star Wars feature Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. The prequel is directed by Gareth Edwards (Godzilla) and tells the story of the Rebellion team tasked with stealing the plans to the Empire’s Death Star battle station.

The new trailer shows off the film’s stunning scope and provides heart-stopping plot points and looks at what is everything you want a Star Wars movie to be. Just try not to lose your breath at the sight of Darth Vader coming onto screen in full command, cloaked in light and menace!

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2016
10.13

Episode 1 DSC07490 John Jarratt as Mick Taylor in WOLF CREEK.  A Screentime Production for STAN. Photo Matt Nettheim

Every year, 30,000 people go missing in the Australian outback. 3,000 are never found. This legend has been etched into the minds of horror fans since writer/director Greg McLean unleashed his epic slasher Wolf Creek in 2005, snuffing out moviegoers’ image of the Crocodile Dundee bushman with the introduction of sadistic serial killer and rapist Mick Taylor.

Played with a pitch-perfect balance of disarming charm and unhinged depravity by the great John Jarratt, Mick Taylor is an ultimate apex predator cruelly toying with victims before striking out viciously.

He prowls the outback in search of stranded motorists and lost backpackers, offering help and tall tales to gain trust, not because he needs it to kill, but because he genuinely enjoys the interaction – the break from solitude – and the shock in their faces when he eviscerates them with his knife or explodes their heads with his rifle.

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Wolf Creek and its 2013 sequel are violent, disturbing films chockful of gore and perverse humor – fun grindhouse filth elevated by Jarratt’s fearless and twisted performance and McLean’s deft storytelling. If anyone was ever crazy enough to bring it to the small screen, those two ingredients would be mandatory for a winning recipe.

POP, a joint venture between entertainment giants CBS and Lionsgate, on Friday, Oct. 14 will exclusively premiere a “Wolf Creek” six-part television event series. Written by Peter Gawler and Felicity Packard, the show is directed by Tony Tilse and executive produced by McLean, who also helms the final episode, titled “Wolf Creek.” Jarratt once again reprises the iconic role of Mick Taylor.

The story begins with an American family vacationing in Northern Australia. The parents are police officers attempting to rehabilitate Eve, their drug addicted teen daughter, played by Lucy Fry (Vampire Academy). The trip isn’t going well for the family as father and daughter continue to lock horns. Things get worse when their young son is attacked by an enormous saltie and rescued by none other than Mick, who is immediately welcomed to their campsite in show of gratitude.

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Mick’s brutish demeanor and rough edges are menacing, but his heroic actions have earned him a couple of beers and totally dropped dad’s guard. He slaughters them all except Eve, whom he’s got unsavory inklings for. Against all odds, she escapes and lives to tell her ordeal to homicide detective Sullivan Hill, played by Dustin Clare (“Spartacus”).

Sullivan is kind and sympathetic, but can only add her file to the growing pile of cold cases on his desk, promising to catch the culprit and advising her to fly home to the States. Struck by agonizing guilt and hopelessness, Eve goes against Sullivan’s instructions and decides to hunt Mick down herself, relying on the investigative skills she picked up from her parents, a dingo pup she befriended on the road, and the case files she stolen from Sullivan to get the job done.

Eve travels from region to region (each episode is named after an outback town leading to Wolf Creek) looking for Mick, encountering a variety of colorful characters and doing her best to stay ahead of would-be rapists, a family of criminal bikers she’s swindled, and Sullivan, who has developed feelings for her that are only strengthened by his wife’s infidelity – a side effect of his workaholic-induced neglect.

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Fruitless in her hunt, Eve takes a gig at what appears to be a popular breastaurant and waits with hope that Mick will patronize the establishment. He does. She calls on Sullivan for help while in Rome, but things don’t go according to plan. In fact, things go pretty fucking bad, leaving Eve to face off against Mick by herself, armed only with her wits, a makeshift javelin, and knowledge of his origins, why he kills.

“Wolf Creek” the show kicks off with three tremendous white-knuckle episodes (“Billabong,” “Kutyukutyu,” and “Salt Lake”), revisiting Mick in all his brutal splendor while establishing Eve as a formidable foil, setting up a fist-pumping showdown for Wolf Creek fans to savor.

Unfortunately, the second half of the series slows to an unexpected crawl, veering off into dull subplots inhabited by secondary characters no one will care about. Momentum is lost. Mick is put on the back burner, popping up briefly in episodes four and five, but offering no real scares and none of his signature quips – a practically dialogue free appearance. When the showdown comes, it lacks the intensity and fright of the Wolf Creek films.

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Jarratt owns every scene he gets, his performance gives Pop’s “Wolf Creek” its danger. While it loses steam at the end, “Wolf Creek” remains a fun ride thanks to Jarratt’s Mick Taylor and does enrich the villain’s lore. Lucy Fry and Dustin Clare also do an exceptional job with their characters, giving us heroes we can root for and actually don’t want to see at the end of Mick’s blade . When the plot sticks to these three, “Wolf Creek” is enthralling and frightening drama.

‘Wolf Creek” premieres Friday, Oct. 14 at 10P/ 9C.

2016
10.11

Clatto Reviews: QM’s Dark Harbor 2016!

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The Queen Mary is once again overrun by seafaring savages and gruesome ghouls as its annual Dark Harbor event opens to landlubbers brave enough to go aboard one of Halloween’s most unique and fun haunts. Running now through Oct. 31, Dark Harbor unleashes more than 200 monsters and six nerve-racking mazes.

Clatto made it to the docks this year and we were immediately greeted by heckling hellions and fiendish freaks eager to make us jump like lily-livered polliwogs. We stumbled upon houngans and mambos as they swallowed and spat fire in a voodoo ceremony only a chicken head toss away from the Voodoo House tasting room, a spooky bar to conjure spirits and strength through tasty libations.

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It was at the Voodoo House that guests could claim a flight of tequila if they survived a game of cat-and-mouse with the undead and infected. We’ll explain: an LED badge given upon entry to be placed by one’s heart measures health as zombi slaves give chase throughout the grounds, preventing folks from completing a rites of passage ritual that involves touching six lights each located at a maze entry point.

If health is depleted (flashing green turns flashing red on LED badge) by failure to evade the zombi slaves or infected (losers who got caught) while on the quest, one is doomed to an evening of damning sobriety – that is unless paying heart-stopping prices for stingy pours is a viable option. Clatto, of course, will not be denied inebriation and won the challenge, claiming our flight of tequila from living dead girl barkeeps.

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With a belly full of liquid courage, we boarded the Queen Mary to see for ourselves what drove passenger Samuel the Savage mad and into a murderous rage in what is called the B340 maze. Tight and winding, claustrophobic and dreadfully dark, B340 brought on the gore and created an anxiety that grew subtly – and that’s not lip service, make sure to look back while moving through the turns and be genuinely creeped out.

The ship’s Soulmate maze told the story of Graceful Gale, a doomed debutante who vanished from the ship in 1939 under mysterious circumstances. She haunts the Queen Mary in search of her true love. Her loss and yearning makes her a sympathetic soul, the severed heads and mutilated corpses dangling from the rafters… not so much.  The only thing more tragic than lost love is innocence lost, which brought us to the oceanliner’s newly enhanced Lullaby maze, a final resting place for child drowning victim Scary Mary.

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Lullaby is a fun maze with creepy visuals and a troupe of outstanding and committed actors playing Scary Mary. At every turn, Scary Mary pops up, lurking in shadows, halls, and even catwalks so cramp it’s unsettling – all set to a backdrop of ripped doll parts and teddy bear guts.

What makes Dark Harbor unique and gives it an edge above all other Halloween haunts is really the Queen Mary ship. It’s frightening to navigate through its narrow corridors, engine rooms, and hulls while in pitch black darkness. It’s an experience not easily forgotten and one that keeps people coming back for more.

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On the docks, there’s a new force to be reckoned with: The Iron Master, a cursed 1930’s shipbuilder and original iron forger for the R.M.S. Queen Mary and its most fierce protector. Half monster, half machine, he’s emerged from the seas of madness to rid the harbor of those who threaten his beloved vessel. His maze is the Intrepid and, while it has a cool backstory, other than some leather-clad big dudes giving one the fish-eye, there’s very little to see here.

Deadrise, on the other hand, is an intricate maze so well crafted and long (and wet) it’s easy to get sucked into its story and believe it is a sunken World War II escort ship haunted by drowned mariners and their fearsome Captain. Circus, though always fun in it’s ability to disorient guests through its mirrored maze, felt like a missed opportunity this year in the wake of the creepy clown phenomenon.

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Upgrade attractions Hex Paintball Gallery and Sideshow are sinister cash grabs to be avoided – though the ballyhoo out front the sideshow is hilarious. We purchased a John Holmes sized corn dog from one of the many enjoyable vendors and enjoyed the actor’s impressive improvisational skills as we prepped to call it a night.

Don’t miss the boat this Halloween…. Get Dark Harbor tickets and complete event details here.

2016
10.09

Screamfest Announces Complete 2016 Lineup, Tix On Sale Now!

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The movie lineup for the 16th annual Screamfest Horror Film Festival has been revealed and tickets are now available here. Running Oct. 18 – Oct. 27 at the TCL Chinese 6 Theater in Los Angeles, the event will see the premiere of a variety of features and shorts from around the world.

Opening night kicks off with the L.A. premiere of Excision director Richard Bates Jr.’s new thriller Trash Fire, starring stunner AnnaLynne McCord (“90210”), Adrian Grenier (“Entourage”), and Ray Santiago (“Ash vs. Evil Dead).

Additional L.A. premieres include Fear INC., starring Abigail Breslin (“Scream Queens”) and Caitlin Stasey (All Cheerleaders Die), Alaskan-set thriller Don’t Kill It, starring Dolph Lundgren as a long-toothed demon hunter, fem-powered survival frightener Quarries, and the star-studded Master Cleanse, starring Angelica Houston, Oliver Platt, and Johnny Galecki (“Big Bang Theory”).

Screamfest will also feature the U.S. premieres of the Finnish true-crime inspired slasher Lake Bodom and Norwegian World War II ghost story The House.

Fox’s ‘The Exorcist” and Pop’s “Wolf Creek,” two of TV’s most enthralling movie adaptations, will host episode screenings, complete with pre-parties and Q&A’s featuring cast members, including Wolf Creek’s iconic killer Mick Taylor himself, John Jarrat.

Screamfest is the biggest and longest-running horror film festival in the U.S. The show is a star-studded event where it’s easy to see actors and directors talking horror with each other and the public. For complete movie lineup info and to purchase tickets, visit the Screamfest website.

2016
10.08

Abducted MILF Noomi Rapace Faces ‘Rupture’

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Rupture is a body-horror tale from director Steven Shainberg (Secretary) and screenwriter Brian Nelson (Hard Candy, 30 Days of Night), starring Noomi Rapace (Girl with the Dragon Tattoo) as an abducted MILF with a crippling fear of spiders, who believes she’s undergoing a horrifying change.

Rapace plays Renee Morgan, a single-mom and arachnophobe living with her 12-year-old son in a suburban residence under surveillance by her would-be captors. Taken, she’s studied by her kidnappers and warned of a genetic abnormality that could rupture her body, revealing her alien persona.

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2016
10.08

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A new trailer has gone online for Underworld: Blood Wars, the fifth installment in Screen Gems popular franchise pitting werewolves against vampires. Anna Foerster (“Outlander”) directs with Kate Beckinsale reprising her role as death dealer Selene.

Blood Wars introduces new powers to Selene, making her more lethal than ever. Beckinsale is in top, curvy form and watching her kick ass, run, and jump while flashing those enhanced icy blues is thrilling even if the story line has gotten a bit hard to follow.

Underworld: Blood Wars arrives in theaters Jan. 6, 2017.

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2016
10.08

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Screen Gems has released a new trailer for Resident Evil: The Final Chapter, the sixth entry in Paul W.S. Anderson’s blockbuster adaptation of the Capcom video game. Milla Jovovich toplines as Alice and Ali Larter returns as Claire Redfield, not seen since 2010’s RE: Afterlife.

The trailer is almost three minutes of Resident Evil stylized fun and an exciting promise for a satisfying end. New monsters are ugly and gruesome, Alice fight sequences whoa-inducing and sexy, and a peek at Claire Redfield thrilling. That “Paradise City” remix is still awful and distracting.

Picking up after the events of RE: Retribution, RE: The Final Chapter finds Alice returning to The Hive underground laboratory in Racoon City to fend off the Umbrella Corporation’s new attack against humanity’s survivors. Joined by new and old allies, she faces the undead and Umbrella’s army of mutant monsters.

Resident Evil: The final Chapter arrives in theaters January 27, 2017.

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2016
10.06

‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Dakota Johnson Toplines ‘Suspiria’ Remake!

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Dakota Johnson is set to star in Luca Guadagnino’s (A Bigger Splash) much maligned remake of Dario Argento’s Suspiria. Amazon Studios has worldwide distribution of the film, which is penned by David Kajganich (The Invasion) and co-stars Chloë Grace Moretz and Tilda Swinton.

Johnson toplines the film as Suzy Bannion, an American ballet dancer caught in a grisly murder spree at a prestigious dance academy in Europe that serves as a cover for something supernatural and sinister. Jessica Harper played the role in the 1977 original.

Johnson, who is coming off the girl-power comedy How to Be Single and has had roles in acclaimed dramas Black Mass, A Bigger Splash, and the Social Network, is best known for playing Anastasia Steele in the film adaptation of E.L. James’ chart-topping erotic book series, Fifty Shades of Grey.

2016
10.03

Trailer Ahoy: ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales’

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Disney has released a first trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, the fifth film in the blockbuster franchise starring Johnny Depp as pirate-hero, Captain Jack Sparrow. In theaters May 26, 2017, the sequel pits Sparrow against ghostly Captain Salazar, played by the awesome Javier Bardem.

Orlando Bloom and Geoffrey Rush return as Will Turner and Captain Barbossa, respectively. New faces include Brenton Thwaites (Oculus) and Kaya Scodelario (Moon). Joachim Ronning and Espen Sandberg (Bandidas) are at the helm, working from a script by Jeff Nathanson (Catch Me If You Can).

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2016
10.02

The Montalbán Kicks Fall Off w/ Rooftop Horror!

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This week found Clatto at the launch party for the fall season of the historic Montalbán theater in Los Angeles. Known for its eclectic and multicultural mix of programming – which includes this month’s futuristic production Proxima, featuring Japanese visual dance troupe Enra, and November book reading by Tool/Perfect Circle frontman Maynard James Keenan – the Montalbán has got something for everyone.

Even horror hounds.

In addition to its live performances, the Montalbán hosts rooftop screenings of new and classic films above the streets of Hollywood and under the stars. Comfy deck chairs and wireless headphones are provided. There’s a wide variety of  food and snack options and libations for added courage during October showings (Yay! Halloween!) of American Psycho, Jurassic Park, Scream, Carrie, Beetlejuice, Psycho, and more.

For more info on the Montalbán’s Rooftop Cinema Club, click here. To keep up on the theater’s performing arts, go here.