2019
08.01

Aubrey Plaza Thrills As THOT In ‘Black Bear’

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Sexy funny girl Aubrey Plaza, who is coming off her horror debut in this year’s awesome Child’s Play remake, plays a troublesome thot in the psychological thriller Black Bear from director Lawrence Michael Levine (Wild Canaries).

Plaza stars as a hot filmmaker attempting to overcome her writer’s block in the great outdoors who instead disrupts an expectant couple’s relationship with her whorish ways. Christopher Abbott (It Comes At Night) and stunner Sarah Gadon (”True Detective”) co-star as the couple.

Levine describes Black Bear as:

A thriller that depicts broken characters wrestling with a seemingly shattered world that will keep viewers on the edge of their seats. I am thrilled to have such a talented trio of actors on board.

Broken characters is usually code for sexual degenerates so we’ve got big hopes for this one!

2019
08.01

Behemoth Channels Ben Stiller for Death Metal Zoolander In ‘Sabbath Mater’

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Because we like our metal like our women—hairy—our heads have mostly banged to hair metal acts celebrating the joys of sex, drugs, and rock and roll. But, now, our poseur eyes have been opened to the musical stylings of Polish death metal outfit Behemoth and their satanic ways.

Posted below is the Behemoth video for Sabbath Mater, a monstrous track from their newest CD, “I Loved You at Your Darkest.” The imagery on this is just disturbing and sick…and we love it! There are also bare boobs, but they’re bloody—hey, compromise is good.

Seriously, this video is better than some horror flicks we’ve seen. Oddly enough, the vocalist’s resemblance to Ben Stiller also makes it amusing like watching a death metal Zoolander!

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2019
08.01

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AMC has released a teaser for its upcoming “Walking Dead” spinoff series about the first generation of young survivors coming of age during the zombie apocalypse we’ve come to see on “The Walking Dead” and its first companion series “Fear the Walking Dead.”

The teaser features the new show’s notably unattractive cast setting up the premise for the spinoff. No Maggies, no Rositas, no Alycia Debnam-Careys, no tough dudes either…just some awkward looking kids that could never have survived high school back in the day much less a world riddled with zombies and bad people.

Here’s hoping there’s plenty of safe spaces and mental health days in the apocalypse for these snowflakes.

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2019
07.31

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Universal Pictures has released a full-length trailer for its upcoming survival thriller The Hunt, starring “Glow’s” Betty Gilpin (pictured) as the bustiest of 12 abducted strangers forced to participate as prey in an inaugural hunting match for rich elitists eager to claim their poor, dead carcasses as trophies.

Craig Zobel, director of the wonderfully fucked up Compliance, is at the helm for superstar producers Jason Blum and Damon Lindelof (”LOST”), who co-wrote the script with Nick Cuse (”The Leftovers”).

The Hunt is catching buzz for its social-political satire, but we’re more impressed by the bold and continuous display of Gilpin’s giant boobs throughout the film—watch them bounce, swing, and shake as she runs, fights, and tumbles while wearing an eye-catchingly clingy top!

Co-starring with Gilpin are Emma Roberts (”American Horror Story”), Ike Barinholtz (”Mindy Project”), Ethan Suplee (”My Name Is Earl”), Justin Hartley (”This Is Us”), and Oscar-winner Hilary Swank (Million Dollar Baby). The Hunt arrives in theaters Sept. 27.

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2019
07.29

Charlie Manson & More Anna Torv Make ‘Mindhunter’ Season 2 Killer!

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Netflix has released a trailer for season two of its original serial killer series “Mindhunter.” Produced by Oscar-winning actress Charlize Theron and acclaimed director David Fincher (Se7en), the show is based on retired FBI profiler John Douglas and novelist Mark Olshaker’s book, Mind Hunter:Inside the FBI’s Elite Serial Crime Unit.

The new season is set to premiere Aug. 16 and will explore the Atlanta Child Murders of 1979-1981 and visit with notorious heavies Son of Sam and Charlies Manson.

“Mindhunter” recounts Douglas’ experiences tracking down serial killers and rapists while pioneering profiling techniques used by the Bureau today. He was the inspiration for agent Jack Crawford in Thomas Harris’ Hannibal Lecter novels and the Frank Black character in Chris Carter’s “Millennium” series.

Douglas has profiled such noted monsters as JohnWayne Gacy, Ted Bundy, David Berkowitz (aka: Son of Sam), Charles Manson, James Earl Ray, Edmund Kemper (aka: the Coed Killer), Richard Speck, and countless others.

“Mindhunter” stars Jonathan Groff (”Glee”), Holt McCallanay (Alien3), Damon Herriman (Once Upon a Time In Hollywood), and “Fringe’s” Anna Torv (pictured).

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2019
07.26

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Model-turned-actress Beau Garrett (Tron: Legacy) stars alongside Josh Duhamel (Transformers) and stunner Rebekah Graf (The Dirt) in Capsized: Blood in the Water, an original scripted shark thriller set to premiere July 31st  as part of the Discovery Channel’s 31st annual “Shark Week.”

The film is a reunion for Garrett and Duhamel, who co-starred together in 2006’s highly underrated abduction frightener Turistas—Garrett’s major movie acting debut.

Based on a true story, Capsized: Blood in the Water follows the crew of an overturned yacht as they drift in the Atlantic fending off man-eating tiger sharks out to devour them for a tasty meal. But, hey, remember sharks are nice and like people and are probably more scared of you…

Get outta here, Shark Week, and sell that crazy to the peeps that got eaten alive and inspired this horrific tale! Shark Week premieres this year on July 28.

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2019
07.26

‘The Boys’ Are Dishing Out Superhero Spankings!

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Move over “Watchmen,” “The Boys” are here to spank superhero ass with zero pretensions and a whole lotta pizazz! The new Amazon Original series premieres today and has already been greenlit for season two on the strength of its execution and buzz.

Like “Watchmen,” the series presents a world where costumed heroes aren’t always super. In this world, superheroes are superstars—revered celebrities with way too much influence. And , like celebrities, they’ve become selfish, narcissistic assholes who need to be checked.

Enter “The Boys.” Led by Karl Urban at his most angry setting, this gritty group of vigilantes are out for corrupt superhero blood using nothing more than their rage and willingness to fight dirty.

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2019
07.25

Nut Up for ‘Zombieland: Double Tap’

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Sony Pictures released today a first trailer for Zombieland: Double Tap, the long awaited sequel to the hit 2009 horror-comedy, starring Woody Harrelson (Tallahassee), Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus), Abigail Breslin (Little Rock), and Emma Stone (Wichita).

The sequel takes our heroes on a journey from the White House to the American heartland, meeting new survivors along the way and battling stronger breeds of the undead.

Ruben Fleischer (Zombieland) directs from a script by Paul Wernick and Rhett Reese (Deadpool). New faces include Rosario Dawson (”Dare Devil”), Zoey Deutch (Vampire Academy), and Luke Wilson (Idiocracy). Zombieland: Double Tap arrives in theaters Oct. 18.

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2019
07.23

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The USA Network has released its first teaser-trailer for season two of “The Purge,” a small-screen companion series to the Blumhouse hit movie franchise. Set to premiere in the fall, the new season will be 10 episodes long and explore the ramifications of Purge night for a handful of participants for the remaining year.

Now, that is one hell of a concept and holds potential for an enthralling season. We had given up hope on the TV series after season one, but faith in our New Founding Fathers just may have been restored.

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2019
07.23

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While we prefer our animation chockful of tentacles and Asian maids, an animated Harley Quinn series is something we could get excited about, especially one voiced by Kaley Cuoco (”Big Bang Theory”) for DC Universe.

Unfortunately, this Harley Quinn is more PG-13 than full blown adult—just a brat that curses and wacks peeps in the nuts. “Stripperella” this is not. But, hey, those shorts look painted on!

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