2014
12.20

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A&E has  released its first promo for season three of producer Carlton Cuse (”LOST”) and Kerry Ehrin’s (”Friday Night Lights”) hit series “Bates Motel.” The show is a present-day prequel to Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho, and stars Freddie Highmore as Norman Bates and Vera Farmiga as his controlling mother Norma.

The tease shows Norman’s romantic side as he watches a beautiful redhead strip off her red dress from a peep hole he’s drilled into the room. Who’s the mystery woman? It’s “Revolution” hottie Tracy Spiridakos as Annika Johnson, a hotel guest who makes the mistake of showering.

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2014
12.20

Kat Dennings Serves Up the ‘Suburban Horror’

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A new trailer has gone online for Suburban Gothic, a horror comedy from writer and director Richard Bates (Excision). The story follows a brainy unemployed medium forced to move back home with his asshole parents. When a malevolent spirit takes over the town, he teams up with a busty bartender to fight it.

Kat Dennings (”Two Broke Girls”), looking slim, dark, and hot, plays the busty bartender. Dennings is coming off Marvel’s Thor: The Dark World. Horror fans with girlfriends will know her from Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist. She is best known as the sassy, big-busted waitress on CBS’ “Two Broke Girls.”

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2014
12.20

Party Pooper Ambyr Childers Spoils Everyone’s Fun in ‘Vice’

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Lionsgate has released a trailer for Vice, a futuristic thriller about an adult resort where patrons can indulge in their most debauched fantasies by paying to abuse cyborgs programmed with the most advanced artificial intelligence. Directed by Brian A. Miller, the flick is most likely a direct-to-DVD Westworld rip.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. The film stars Thomas Jane (Punisher) and cutie Ambyr Childers (We Are What We Are) and features Bruce Willis (”Moonlighting”) as proprietor of the Vice resort. Childers plays a female bot who becomes self aware and escapes. Vice arrives (?) in theaters and VOD on Jan. 16.

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2014
12.20

Jessica Alba Strips for the Green Screen in ‘Dame to Kill For’ Photos!

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Sin City: A Dame to Kill For came and went pretty quickly, but the memory of Jessica Alba as Nancy the stripper will forever linger in our minds, warming the cockles of our cockles. Of course if you were one of the 12 people who saw the ill-fated sequel, chances are Nancy’s gloomy demeanor served as a buzz kill.

She was no longer the lasso twirling vixen we had come to love in the original. She was dark, moody, depressed, and angry… like the everyday women we meet or know in our lives. It was terrible, but forgivable because she her sourpuss attitude was still wrapped up in skimpy stripper outfits.

And like the great philosophers Blood Hound Gang once said, “The lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying.” But, now, there’s even more reason to love the Nancy character: photos of Alba doing her stripper routine in front of a green screen have leaked online. You’re welcome.

2014
12.19

it-followsWe don’t mean to start any salacious rumors, but whatever STD writer and director David Robert Mitchell came close to catching during a questionable night of hanky-panky appears to have inspired one tremendously frightful film. It Follows tells the tale of a sexually transmitted specter.

Maika Monroe (Labor Day) plays Jay, a pretty 19-year-old haunted by a malevolent force passed on to her after a sexual encounter. Her lover explains she must keep the fuck chain going or face imminent demise. It Follows arrives in theaters on March 27 from Radius-TWC.

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2014
12.19

Tricia Helfer Went a Little Nude in Syfy’s ‘Ascension’

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Space movies seem to be all the rage these days, but films like Interstellar and Gravity often sacrifice nudity for frivolous things like story and character development. Fortunately, we have Syfy and its six-hour mini-series Ascension.

The show, which came to its conclusion last night, starred Tricia Helfer as the Chief Steward on board a space ship secretly launched in 1963 by the U.S. government to populate a new world. Fifty years later, they remained lost in space and faced with an unexpected murder.

Now, any other sci-fi movie or show would have focused on that alone, but Ascension made sure to reward viewers with plenty of eye candy, including a nude shot of Helfer’s tush! Peep the scene and pics here.

2014
12.16

If Your Penis Only Watches One Movie This Year… Let It Be ‘Muck’

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Anchor Bay Entertainment has released a new trailer for Muck, a hyper-violent indie slasher about a group of friends seeking refuge from harm in an abandoned Cape Cod vacation home and finding a more evil force inside. The movie is the middle chapter in a trilogy set before, during, and after St. Patrick’s Day.

Shot on location in Cape Cod, Muck features practical effects, frivolous nudity, and horror icon Kane Hodder. Babes include 2012 Playmate of the Year Jaclyn Swedberg, Miss Cape Cod 2013 Audra Van Hees, Miss Cape Cod 2012 Ashley Green Elizabeth, and Lauren Francesca (pictured above).

Muck arrives in theaters on Friday, March 13 in limited release and on home video March 17.

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2014
12.13

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Open Road has released a new trailer for director Erik Van Looy’s sexually charged who-dun-it The Loft, a remake of his own 2008 Belgian thriller of the same name. The film tells the story of five married men who together rent an apartment where they can each take their mistresses to bone.

One day, a sexy blonde conquest wakes up dead and handcuffed to the bed. The men suspect each other and each others wives… fearing what’s to come next.

Hubbies are played by Karl Urban (Dredd), James Marsden (Straw Dogs), Eric Stonestreet (”Modern Family”), Wentworth Miller (”Prison Break”) and Matthias Schoenaerts (Rust and Bone). Rhona Mitra (Doomsday), Rachael Taylor (See No Evil), Valerie Cruz (”True Blood”) and Isabel Lucas (Red Dawn) play the skirts.

The Loft opens Jan. 23, 2015.

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2014
12.13

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A trailer has gone online for Growing Up with I Spit On Your Grave, a new documentary on Meir Zarchi’s controversial 1978 revenge-thriller Day of the Woman, re-released as I Spit On Your Grave in 1980. The film is directed by Meir Zarchi’s son Terry Zarchi and includes interviews with Meir and Camille Keaton.

I Spit On Your Grave starred Keaton as Jill, a young novelist out to maim and murder the men who gang-raped her repeatedly while she vacationed alone in the woods for inspiration. The film was pulled from theaters upon its release and now rotting critic Roger Ebert dismissed it as a “vile bag of garbage.”

Despite all the hate, the gory flick remains a cult favorite among aficionados of non-consensual sodomy and group sex. It was successfully remade in 2010 by Steven R. Monroe with Sarah Butler in the role of Jill and Meir Zarchi producing. There is also talk of a new sequel from Meir, picking up decades after the original.

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2014
12.13

Sleep Paralysis is a Total ‘Nightmare’

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Ever been caught in between slumber and awakening without the ability to move? If you’re like us, you probably figured it was the excessive boozing and the burrito popping of the night before working your body towards a paralyzing stroke. But, what if more sinister forces were at play?

Sleep paralysis afflicts many people, a large number of which report seeing frightening figures looming over them or even sitting on them as it happens. This horrifying phenomenon is the subject of Rodney Ascher’s The Nightmare, a documentary-horror film following eight people’s experiences with sleep paralysis.

The Nightmare will have its world premiere at next month’s Sundance Film Festival.