2018
08.12

Topless ‘Blurred Lines’ Model Elle Evans Is One Clingy ‘Muse’

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Remember the topless models in Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” music video? Elle Evans was one of them and is now set to co-star in a supernatural thriller with another famous dude’s kid — Lou Ferrigno Jr! Titled Muse, the film stars Evans as a mythical Celtic creature who seduces and inspires a struggling young painter.

Ferrigno Jr. plays Adam, the fledgling artist, who thinks he’s just scored a super-hot groupie to blow him repeatedly, pay the rent, and make him eggs. Unfortunately, the Muse proves to be a little clingy and overprotective, killing off those who threaten him with violence and those who threaten to keep him from her.

Evans made her feature film debut in the 2015 horror-comedy Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse as Amber the zombie stripper and would go on to co-star in 2016’s The Love Witch.

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2018
08.12

‘Sharknado’s’ Cassie Scerbo Plays ‘Truth Or Dare’

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Cinetel Films has set a Sept. 4 DVD release date for Truth or Dare, a supernatural thriller based on the popular party game. Cassie Scerbo (Sharknado) plays one of a group of eight college friends looking to enhance their Halloween experience at a haunted rental said to have been the doom of seven teenagers.

Shit gets crazy when a game of truth of dare fails to deliver naked boobs and frivolous make-out sessions and instead brings hurt feelings and gruesome deaths! The film is directed by Nick Simon (Girl in the Photographs) and features a cameo from Nightmare on Elm Street star Heather Langenkamp.

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2018
08.12

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Posted above is a newly released image from Amazon Studios’ remake of Dario Argento’s Suspiria, helmed by director Luca Guadagnino (Call Me By Your Name) and written by David Kajganich (The Invasion), starring Dakota Johnson, Chloë Grace Moretz, Tilda Swinton, and Jessica Harper, who topped the original.

Johnson takes the lead in the remake as Suzy Bannion, an American ballet dancer caught in a grisly murder spree at a prestigious European dance academy, serving as a cover for something supernatural and sinister.

The image finds Johnson at the forefront of her new dance troupe, all decked out in unattractive nude-colored granny-panties and fringed, blood-red, flowing garments most likely meant to symbolize menstruation because it’s just that type of movie (explains the granny-panties too!).

Suspiria boogies down into theaters Nov. 2.

2018
08.11

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Anchor Bay Entertainment is set to re-release the Blu-ray edition of Stevan Mena’s Malevolence 2: Bereavement, starring gorgeous stunner Alexandra Daddario, of the big eyes and bigger bossom, as a 17-year-old who stumbles upon an abducted 11-year-old boy and the sadistic killer raising him as his own.

This time out, the Blu-ray release promises new footage and cover art and, despite details not being provided yet, we can only assume and hope both will feature oodles of Daddario — and, how about a shower scene or some yoga stretching… like before things get all bad? Find out this October!

Daddario has become much more visible since starring in Bereavement, appearing in big Hollywood fare such as Baywatch and blockbuster San Andreas, the Texas Chainsaw reboot, and the acclaimed HBO serial killer drama “True Detective,” in which she floored viewers with her heart-stopping nude debut.

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2018
08.10

Ruby Rose Opens Doors For Hot Lesbians In Hollywood w/ ‘Batwoman’

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The CW announced this week it has cast attractive real-life lesbian Ruby Rose to portray attractive lesbian crime fighter Batwoman in its upcoming new superhero series. The move is a monumental step towards inclusion of hot lesbians in Hollywood, opening the door for more hot lesbian roles on TV.

Rose stars as tormented heiress Kate Kane, a stunning lesbian with deadly street fighting skills who battles crime as costumed vigilante Batwoman, while hooking up with other hot lesbians in her spare time—or so we hope!

Rose first caught genre fan eyeballs with roles in Resident Evil: The Final Chapter and John Wick: Chapter 2, where she played an insanely sexy assassin. She currently co-stars in this summer’s monster shark thriller The Meg.

2018
08.08

Chloe Sevigny, Kristen Stewart Are ‘Lizzie’ Lezzies!

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Roadside Attractions has released a trailer for Lizzie, a lesbian take on the notorious tale of the 1892 hatchet murders of Andrew and Abby Borden by their daughter. Chloe Sevigny (”American Horror Story”) stars as Lizzie Borden with Kristen Stewart (Twilight) playing her lover and family maid Bridget Sullivan.

For years, filmmakers have taken multiple swings at the Lizzie Borden story, but an adaptation has never been more intriguing to our penis than screenwriter Bryce Kass’ lesbian take on the material. Craig William Macneill (”Channel Zero”) directs with Kim Dickens (”Fear the Walking Dead”) and Tara Ochs (Allegiant).Out Sept. 14.

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2018
08.05

‘Death Race: Beyond Anarchy’ Brakes for Boobs & Blood!

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Universal Pictures Home Entertainment has set an Oct. 2 home edition and VOD release date for Death Race: Beyond Anarchy, the third sequel in the popular franchise launched by Paul W.S. Anderson’s 2008 original, starring Jason Statham.

The new film centers on more violence, boobs, and car racing. It stars Danny Trejo (Machete), reprising his role as bookie Goldberg, Danny Glover (Lethal Weapon), Velislav Pavlov as resident racer Frankenstein, Christine Marzano (Seven Psychopaths) as a hot bartender, and Cassie Clare (pictured above).

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2018
08.04

Asta La Vista, Baby: First Look at New Terminator Sequel Stinks!

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Posted above is Paramount Pictures and Skydance Productions’ first look at its new Terminator stars: Natalia Reyes, Robert Pattinson, and Jon Bon Jovi. The James Cameron produced sequel is helmed by Tim Miller (Deadpool) and picks up after the events of Terminator: Judgement Day.

Okay… that’s not Pattinson and Bon Jovi in that terribly photo-shopped promo. It’s franchise newcomer Mackenzie Davis (Tully) and Linda Hamilton back as iconic survivor-turned-warrior Sarah Connor.

The decision to first release a penis-free image for the film has been polarizing, pitting those who dread another pc-pandering revamp of a popular property against those who welcome anything that makes grown men cry.

We believe all movies would be better if they solely featured hot women — horror, sci-fi, action, drama, rom-coms, everything! Our only issue is with Davis looking like a transgendered terminator (upfront and center no less!) and Hamilton’s butchy aunt hairdo. If only the marketing team could go back in time and photo-shop in longer hair and bikinis.

2018
08.01

Tom Hardy Names His Poison In ‘Venom’

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Sony Pictures has released a new trailer for Venom, its much ballyhooed adaptation of the Marvel comic based on the popular Spiderman villain. Tom Hardy plays the creepy-crawly, a disgraced journalist empowered and consumed by an alien symbiote defeated and discarded by the beloved web-slinger.

In theaters Oct. 5.

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2018
07.28

The Girls Love ‘Slender Man’

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Sony Screen Gems has released a new trailer for its adaptation of the notorious Slender Man urban legend, arriving in theaters Aug. 10. Set in Massachusetts, four small town high school girls attempt to debunk the tale only to see one of their own go missing — a suspected victim of the Slender Man.

The film is helmed by Stomp the Yard and The Losers director Sylvain White and stars Joey King (The Conjuring), Julia Goldani-Telles (”The Affair”), Jaz Sinclair (When the Bough Breaks), and Annalise Basso (Ouija: Origin of Evil).

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