2021
01.17

Emily Tosta Is Your ‘Willy’s Wonderland’

Screen Media Films has released a trailer for Willy’s Wonderland, a sci-fi thriller pitting Nicolas Cage up against animatronic monsters in a condemned amusement park. Teaming up with Cage to battle the bots is busty señorita Emily Tosta, seen most recently in the woke reboot of the beloved classic teen soap “Party of Five” and “Sons of Anarchy” spinoff “Mayans M.C.”

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2021
01.04

Uh-Oh! They’re Making a ‘Wrong Turn’ Again!

Saban Films has released a trailer for Constantin Film’s reboot of its 2003 backwoods horror gem Wrong Turn. Helmed by Mike P. Nelson (The Domestics) and written by original Wrong Turn scribe Alan B. McElroy, the new film pits six friends up against a deadly mountain community while hiking the Appalachian Trail.

Wrong Turn stars Spanish stunner Charlotte Vega (REC: Genesis), skinny stunner Emma Dumont (“Aquarius”), Daisy Head (Underworld: Blood Wars), and Mathew Modine (“Stranger Things”).

The original Wrong Turn starred Eliza Dushku (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer”) as a final girl hunted by inbred cannibals in the West Virginia mountains. The film took more than $28 million and spawned five gory and highly entertaining sequels.

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2020
12.16

Netflix has released a trailer for Night Stalker: The Hunt For a Serial Killer, a four-part documentary on the capture of notorious serial murder Richard Rameriz in 1985’s California. Premiering Jan. 13, 2021, the show presents archival footage, interviews, and original photography to bring the horror story to life.

Richard Ramirez terrorized Southern California during a record-breaking heatwave in 1985, brutally killing and dismembering victims with satanic flare. He was captured on August 29th by outraged residents of East L.A. who recognized him from newspaper mug shots and gave chase when he was seen attempting to steal a vehicle in an effort to flee police.

Ramirez was found guilty on 13 counts of murder, five attempted murders, 11 sexual assaults and 14 burglaries. He was sentenced to death in 1989, but died of lymphoma while on death row in San Quentin in 2013.

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2020
12.13

A trailer has gone online for Chloe Grace Moretz’s new WWII sci-fi period thriller Shadow in the Cloud. Moretz plays a hot gunner tasked with protecting her all-male B-17 bomber crew from Japanese enemy aircraft and…gremlin!

Moretz—who is now a guilt-free stroke-able starlet at 23—is coming of Neil Jordan’s (Interview with the Vampire) cougar/cub thriller Greta and Luca Guadagnino’s remake of Dario Argento’s Suspiria.

Moretz first gave horror and genre fans that oh-so-funny-feeling in films Kick-Ass, Let Me In, Dark Shadows, 2013’s Carrie remake, and her horror debut, the 2005 remake of The Amityville Horror.

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2020
12.01

Lionsgate has released a trailer for Chaos Walking, an adaptation of the Patrick Ness sci-fi novel, The Knife of Never Letting Go, which tells the story of a hot chick who crash lands on a planet where women have disappeared and the men are afflicted by a force that reveals their intentions to those around them.

Star Wars stunner Daisy Ridley ( Episode VII – IX) plays the cosmic babe who’s become the object of everyone’s affection—or so we assume being it’s a planet of men and we don’t read. Not interested in being at the center of a global gangbang, she attempts to escape with the help of Tom Holland, whom we’re guessing is still relying on that old friendship angle to get laid (don’t get friend-zoned, buddy!).

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2020
11.15

“Stranger Things'” season three breakout star Maya Hawke is set to star in the Netflix original film Strangers, a dark comedy about two, hot teenage girls who are totally into each other to the point of killing off one another’s bullies.

Hawke, who is the daughter of Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke, came into her own playing cute lesbian ice cream clerk Robin Buckley in the unbelievably retarded third season of Netflix’s otherwise awesome supernatural original series “Stranger Things.”

While Hawke’s acting chops and comedic skills were clearly on display during “Stranger Things,” it is now apparent Hawke hasbeen hiding an amazingly huge rack! This revelation puts Hawke on the map for Clatto and has us excited to see her in Strangers. Here’s hoping there’s a bikini and a lot of jumping!

2020
11.01

Treat Yourself to a ‘Halloween Kills’ Teaser!

Universal Pictures and Blumhouse have released a new teaser for Halloween Kills, a sequel to the 2018 reboot helmed by David Gordon Green (“Eastbound & Down”) and co-written and produced by comedic actor Danny McBride (“Eastbound & Down”).

Halloween Kills picks up after the events of 2018’s Halloween and finds Michael Myers killing a shitload of peeps. According to insiders, the installment is said to be its most violent.

Jamie Lee Curtis returns as iconic final girl Laurie Strode, Judy Greer (War for the Planet of the Apes) as Strode’s daughter Karen, and Andi Matichak (”666 Park Avenue”) as Strode’s hot granddaughter Allyson. Halloween creator John Carpenter is also back as executive producer and to score the film’s soundtrack.

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2020
11.01

‘Mayans’ Emily Tosta Goes For Nic Cage’s “Willy”

Screen Media Films has released a ridiculously short teaser for Willy’s Wonderland, a sci-fi thriller pitting Nicolas Cage up against animatronic monsters in a condemned amusement park. Teaming up with Cage is busty señorita Emily Tosta.

Tosta plays a hot teen girl looking to survive the park with the help of a mysterious drifter (Cage). Tosta, who is coming off the quickly canceled woke reboot of the beloved classic teen soap “Party of Five,” is best known for co-starring in the “Sons of Anarchy” spinoff “Mayans M.C.”

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2020
11.01

A trailer has gone online for producer Michael Bay’s timely pandemic thriller Songbird. Set in Los Angeles, four years from now, Covid-23—a mutated new strain—has got the population on mandatory lock-down with the infected scooped up by law enforcement and tossed into quarantine camps.

The film centers on a couple (KJ Apa, Sofia Carson) who has kept their relationship alive from a distance until the day she falls ill and he must rescue her from government capture. If that’s not bad enough, stunner Alexandra Daddario is also caught in the mix as a stripper who sucks at social distancing from other women’s husbands, but does wear her mask (and a smoking hot Leeloo Minai/Fifth Element outfit) on stage.

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2020
10.27

Hollywood stunner Megan Fox is a gorgeous wife left handcuffed to her murdered husband with the knowledge that two additional baddies are on their way to have more fun with her in the Millennium Media survival thriller Till Death.

The studio has smartly released a handful of sexy Fox-in-peril images to assure us her hotness is worth whichever streaming platform trial offer we’ll have to remember to cancel the next day.

Fox is coming off Lionsgate’s hot-chick-vs-nature thriller Rogue and pop star Machine Gun Kelly’s psycho-bitch music video “Bloody Valentine.” She’s beloved by genre fans for roles in Michael Bay’s Transformers, the criminally underrated Jennifer’s Body, and the rightfully panned, but oh-my-God-she’s never looked-hotter, Jonah Hex.

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