2014
07.31

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Skybound has released a teaser trailer for AIR, a new apocalyptic thriller marking the feature directorial debut of video game writer Christian Cantamessa (Manhunt). Produced by “Walking Dead” creator Robert Kirkman, the film stars Norman Reedus (”Walking Dead”) and Djimon Hounsou (Guardians of the Galaxy).

Reedus and Hounsou play custodial workers assigned to an underground cryogenic facility after a nuclear fallout renders the atmosphere unbreathable. The teaser does just that… teases, but is nonetheless effective and creepy.

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2014
07.30

You Can Always Find ‘A Dame to Kill For’ In ‘Sin City’

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Dimension Films has released a red band trailer for Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller’s long-awaited Sin City sequel A Dame to Kill For. There’s no nudity in the clip, but it does show off its stunning female cast and their varying styles of fetish wear and lingerie. The music is kinda catchy too.

A Dame to Kill For is based on Miller’s comic of the same name, published in 1993 by Dark Horse Comics. The film stars Josh Brolin, Bruce Willis, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jessica Alba, Rosario Dawson, Jaime King, Jamie Chung, Alexa Vega, Juno Temple, Playboy model Crystal McCahill, and Eva Green.

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For arrives in theaters on Aug. 22.

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2014
07.28

‘The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies’ is Upon Us, Peep the Trailer!

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Warner Bros. has released the first trailer for Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, the epic final chapter in The Hobbit trilogy. While the first two films in the series raked in a ridiculous amount of coin, the magic doesn’t seem to be on par with The Lord of the Rings trilogy.

We blame Bilbo Baggins. The character just isn’t as likeable as Frodo… and he’s really ugly. Just saying. Thankfully, Evangeline Lilly (”LOST”) is still on board. The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies arrives in theaters Dec. 17.

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2014
07.28

Hitch a Ride with ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Trailer!

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Warner Bros. has released the first insanely awesome trailer for Mad Max: Fury Road, the fourth installment in the George Miller directed franchise made famous by Academy Award winning actor and blow-job enthusiast Mel Gibson.

Fury Road picks up soon after the events in Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, and finds Tom Hardy (Dark Knight Rises) taking the wheel as the iconic character “Mad” Max Rockatansky. Charlize Theron is female lead Furiosa. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Zoe Kravitz also costar.

The synopsis reads:

Haunted by his turbulent past, Mad Max believes the best way to survive is to wander alone. Nevertheless, he becomes swept up with a group fleeing across the Wasteland in a War Rig driven by an elite Imperator, Furiosa.

They are escaping a Citadel tyrannized by the Immortan Joe, from whom something irreplaceable has been taken. Enraged, the Warlord marshals all his gangs and pursues the rebels ruthlessly in the high-octane Road War that follows.

Mad Max: Fury Road rides into theaters May 15, 2015.

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2014
07.28

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“I don’t want to die in Canada.”

Those are the words tearfully spoken by a young podcaster taken hostage by an old sailor in writer and director Kevin Smith’s Tusk. But, dying in Canada isn’t the worse of it. The demented mariner wants to transform him into a walrus.

Justin Long (Drag Me to Hell) plays the podcaster, a good-natured journalist looking to interview quirky people. Michael Parks (Red State) is the old man who lures him to his home. Haley Joel Osment (Sixth Sense) is a chubby radio DJ, and stunner Genesis Rodriguez (pictured) daughter of international pop singer José Luis Rodríguez (aka El Puma), is Long’s squeeze.

Tusk arrives in theaters Sept. 19

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2014
07.27

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WWE Studios has released a trailer for Leprechaun: Origins, its reboot of the Leprechaun franchise first launched in 1993 with a then unknown Jennifer Aniston in the lead role, and creatively peaking with Leprechaun In the Hood, starring Ice T.

Leprechaun: Origins is directed by Zach Lipovsky (Tasmanian Devils) and stars Stephanie Bennett (Grave Encounters 2), Melissa Roxburgh (Diary of a Wimpy Kid), Andrew Dunbar (Battlestar Galactica: Razor), Brendan Fletcher (Freddy vs. Jason), and WWE star Dylan “Hornswoggle” Postl as the Leprechaun.

Lionsgate will release Leprechaun: Origins on VOD Aug. 26 and on DVD and Blu-ray Sept. 30. Unlike the inspired Leprechaun In the Hood and Leprechaun In Space, the new flick appears to be more sinister… we love that, and hope it accomplishes what Curse of Chucky did.

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2014
07.27

Scream Queen Christine Bently is in ‘Hot Tub Time Machine 2′

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“Because everything is like Terminator.”

Craig Robinson and Clark Duke return once again to their Hot Tub Time Machine to save their buddy Rob Corddry from a fatal shotgun blast to the dick. Paramount Pictures releases the sequel on Christmas Day.

We admit… Hot Tub Time Machine 2 is a stretch to include on Clatto, but it does involve time travel and boobs, including those by stunner Christine Bently (Shark Night, Ghost of Goodnight Lane). It also looks hilarious.

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2014
07.27

‘Walking Dead’ Season 5 Trailer Arrives, Things Get Worse!

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AMC has set an Oct. 12 premiere date for season five of “The Walking Dead.” Judging by its intense three minute-plus trailer, Rick Grimes and the gang will come to an arrangement with their captors at Terminus… temporarily at least.

The trailer also previews some freaky new walkers and teases the return of Beth Greene, who appears to also be stuck with a hostile group of folks. According to producers, the show will get darker this season, which is great because it’s just been a barrel of laughs thus far!

Showrunner Scott M. Gimple said:

Once they lost the prison and Hershel, all bets were off. They did find out that you can’t come back from the things you’ve done. This season is going to define these characters.

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2014
07.27

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Checking into A&E’s “Bates Motel” can be an intense experience, one that will only get more so in the show’s upcoming third season if producers are to be believed. If you’ve seen the first two seasons, that promise is enough to make you go a little mad with anticipation.

Producers/creators Carlton Cuse and Kerry Ehrin credit the show’s success to it’s cast, and have released audition footage to show how far  Freddie Highmore, Vera Farminga Farmiga, Olivia Cooke, and Max Thieriot have come with their characters—no one more so than Nestor Carbonell (he was on “LOST”).

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2014
07.26

Made You Look… the Trailer for the Soska Twins’ ‘See No Evil 2′

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WWE Studios has released a trailer for See No Evil 2, a sequel to its 2006 slasher from ex-porn pioneer Gregory Dark. Directed by Jen and Sylvia Soska (American Mary), the new entry stars Danielle Harris (Halloween), Katharine Isabelle (”Hannibal”), and WWE superstar Glenn “Kane” Jacob.

The synopsis reads:

A group of friends pays a late-night visit to the city morgue to surprise Amy (Harris) on her birthday. But the surprise is on them when the one-eyed corpse of brutal psychopath Jacob Goodnight (Jacobs) unexpectedly rises from a cold sub-basement slab.

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