2020
11.15

“Stranger Things'” season three breakout star Maya Hawke is set to star in the Netflix original film Strangers, a dark comedy about two, hot teenage girls who are totally into each other to the point of killing off one another’s bullies.

Hawke, who is the daughter of Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke, came into her own playing cute lesbian ice cream clerk Robin Buckley in the unbelievably retarded third season of Netflix’s otherwise awesome supernatural original series “Stranger Things.”

While Hawke’s acting chops and comedic skills were clearly on display during “Stranger Things,” it is now apparent Hawke hasbeen hiding an amazingly huge rack! This revelation puts Hawke on the map for Clatto and has us excited to see her in Strangers. Here’s hoping there’s a bikini and a lot of jumping!

2020
11.01

Treat Yourself to a ‘Halloween Kills’ Teaser!

Universal Pictures and Blumhouse have released a new teaser for Halloween Kills, a sequel to the 2018 reboot helmed by David Gordon Green (“Eastbound & Down”) and co-written and produced by comedic actor Danny McBride (“Eastbound & Down”).

Halloween Kills picks up after the events of 2018’s Halloween and finds Michael Myers killing a shitload of peeps. According to insiders, the installment is said to be its most violent.

Jamie Lee Curtis returns as iconic final girl Laurie Strode, Judy Greer (War for the Planet of the Apes) as Strode’s daughter Karen, and Andi Matichak (”666 Park Avenue”) as Strode’s hot granddaughter Allyson. Halloween creator John Carpenter is also back as executive producer and to score the film’s soundtrack.

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2020
11.01

‘Mayans’ Emily Tosta Goes For Nic Cage’s “Willy”

Screen Media Films has released a ridiculously short teaser for Willy’s Wonderland, a sci-fi thriller pitting Nicolas Cage up against animatronic monsters in a condemned amusement park. Teaming up with Cage is busty señorita Emily Tosta.

Tosta plays a hot teen girl looking to survive the park with the help of a mysterious drifter (Cage). Tosta, who is coming off the quickly canceled woke reboot of the beloved classic teen soap “Party of Five,” is best known for co-starring in the “Sons of Anarchy” spinoff “Mayans M.C.”

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2020
11.01

A trailer has gone online for producer Michael Bay’s timely pandemic thriller Songbird. Set in Los Angeles, four years from now, Covid-23—a mutated new strain—has got the population on mandatory lock-down with the infected scooped up by law enforcement and tossed into quarantine camps.

The film centers on a couple (KJ Apa, Sofia Carson) who has kept their relationship alive from a distance until the day she falls ill and he must rescue her from government capture. If that’s not bad enough, stunner Alexandra Daddario is also caught in the mix as a stripper who sucks at social distancing from other women’s husbands, but does wear her mask (and a smoking hot Leeloo Minai/Fifth Element outfit) on stage.

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2020
10.27

Hollywood stunner Megan Fox is a gorgeous wife left handcuffed to her murdered husband with the knowledge that two additional baddies are on their way to have more fun with her in the Millennium Media survival thriller Till Death.

The studio has smartly released a handful of sexy Fox-in-peril images to assure us her hotness is worth whichever streaming platform trial offer we’ll have to remember to cancel the next day.

Fox is coming off Lionsgate’s hot-chick-vs-nature thriller Rogue and pop star Machine Gun Kelly’s psycho-bitch music video “Bloody Valentine.” She’s beloved by genre fans for roles in Michael Bay’s Transformers, the criminally underrated Jennifer’s Body, and the rightfully panned, but oh-my-God-she’s never looked-hotter, Jonah Hex.

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2020
10.11

‘Don’t Worry Darling’…Gemma Chan Joins Olivia Wilde Thriller!

“Humans” and Crazy Rich Asians starlet Gemma Chan is joining the cast of Olivia Wilde’s Don’t Worry Darling, the directorial followup to her acclaimed debut Booksmart.

The psychological thriller stars Florence Pugh (Midsommar) as a 1950s housewife suffering a breakdown that threatens to unleash a less domesticated version of herself. Wild and Chris Pine co-star. No word on Chan’s role.

Chan is best known for her starring role as a hot robot servant on the AMC sci-fi series “Humans.” Her big screen creds include Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Transformers: The Last Knight, Captain Marvel, the underrated indie thriller Exam, and hit rom-com Crazy Rich Asians.

2020
10.09

Milf-y Michelle Monaghan Meets Dumpy Teenage Witches In ‘The Craft’

Sony Pictures has released a trailer for Blumhouse’s unexpected sequel tothe 1996 teen witch thriller The Craft. Executive produced by original writer/director Andrew Fleming, the new film is written and directed by Zoe Lister-Jones, who also starred in the highly underrated CBS comedy series “Life In Pieces.”

The Craft once again centers on a new girl at school who is recruited by a group of teen misfit witches eager to curse anyone who wrongs them. Regrettably, the new coven is very lacking in the looks department—it’s a missed opportunity surely sacrificed to the gods of woke.

Fortunately, “True Detective” stunner Michelle Monaghan co-stars in the flick as the new witch’s Milf-y mom.

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2020
10.05

Milla Jovovich Kills Monsters, Looks Hot!

Sony Pictures has released a teaser for its new Milla Jovovich supernatural actioner Monster Hunter, based on the hit Capcom game and starring the Resident Evil stunner as a super-hot beast slayer attempting to survive in an alternate universe ruled by enormous, killer monsters.

Monster Hunter is helmed by Paul W.S. Anderson (Resident Evil) and co-stars Tony Jaa (Ong Bak), Ron Perlman (HellBoy), rap artist T.I., and super hot Meagan Good (Intruder). The film was shot in South Africa on a $60 million budget.

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2020
09.30

Sucker Punch and “Gotham” stunner Jamie Chung has made her much anticipated nude debut on HBO’s very supernatural series “Lovecraft Country.” Up until now, the show has been chockful of man ass and tranny balls so Chung caliber nudity was a crucial must to save this wayward show.

Chung plays a nursing student in Korea who turns out to be a hot, tentacled man-eater, possessed by a vengeful spirit summoned by her mother to kill her sexually abusive stepdad. She must murder 100 men to be rid of the entity.

Chung first caught our eye with standout roles in Zack Snyder’s criminally underrated Sucker Punch, Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez’s Sin City: A Dame to Kill For, sex trafficking thriller Eden, in-flight frightner 7500, and 2009’s re-imagining of Sorority Row. She’s also co-starred on Fox’s Batman origins series “Gotham” and as Mulan on ABC’s “Once Upon a Time.”

2020
09.21

Ohhh La La: Sonia Ammar Is Ready to ‘Scream’

French model Sonia Ammar is set to make her feature film debut in Scream 5, the first sequel to Wes Craven’s meta-horror classic since 2011. She joins a cast that includes returning players Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, and Marley Shelton.

The 21-year-old stunner made a name for herself in 2016 through a string of haughty modeling gigs. No word on what role Ammar will play in Scream 5, but we hope she has enough Hollywood naiveté to end up in a frivolous shower scene.

At the helm for the Spyglass Media and Paramount Pictures production are Ready Or Not directors Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett, working from a script by James Vanderbilt (Zodiac) and Guy Busick (Ready Or Not). Scream writer/creator Kevin Williamson executive produces.