2019
01.14

HBO Teases ‘Game of Thrones’ Season 8!

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HBO has released its first official teaser for the eighth and final season of its beloved fantasy series “Game of Thrones.” Set to run only six lengthy episodes, the show premieres April 14 and is described by producers as “an incredibly emotional haunting bittersweet final season.”

No new footage provided in the teaser, but the promo reminds us of the ordeal the Starks have suffered and the struggles still to come as the voices of Ned and Lyanna Stark speak to Jon Snow and Sansa and Arya Stark about…about…well, dammit, I don’t remember anymore! It’s been two years!

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2019
01.13

Sarah Michelle Gellar Won’t Get Outta Bed In ‘Sometimes I Lie’

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Sarah Michelle Gellar is dipping her foot back into the horror pool with the psychological thriller Sometimes I Lie, an adaptation of the international bestselling novel by Alice Feeney written for the screen by Robin Swicord (Curious Case of Benjamin Button).

Gellar plays a woman who wakes up in the hospital paralyzed and unable to speak nor open her eyes, but can hear those around her and suspects her husband is responsible for her condition. The show alternates between her present state, childhood memories, and the week before her accident.

Gellar, best known for her iconic turn as Buffy Summers in Joss Whedon’s hit series “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” made quite a splash in horror early in her career, starring in blockbuster films The Grudge 1 & 2, I Know What You Did Last Summer, and Scream 2. Maybe this is a step back in the right direction?

2019
01.07

Vanessa Hudgens Warms Us Up for ‘Polar’

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Netflix has set a Jan. 25 premiere date for its new original movie Polar, an adaptation of the Dark Horse graphic novel “Polar: Came from the Cold.” Mads Mikkelsen (”Hannibal”) continues his transformation into Liam Neeson, playing a retired hitman attempting to survive an onslaught of young assassins eager to collect the price on his head.

Vanessa Hudgens co-stars as his mousey neighbor out in the snowny woods where he’s taken refuge. She becomes a liability when she’s abducted by the killers in a ploy to draw him out. Hudgens has looked better, but it’s good to see the Machete Kills and Springbreakers stunner getting back to thrillers.

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2019
01.07

This ‘Prodigy’ Ain’t Kidding Around!

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A new trailer has gone online for The Prodigy, a bad seed thriller from director Nicholas McCarthy (The Pact) and writer Jeff Buhler for Orion Pictures. Set to release Feb. 8, the film stars Taylor Schilling (”Orange Is the New Black”) as the tormented mother of a seemingly malicious eight-year-old boy, played by Jackson Robert Scott (IT).

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2019
01.04

‘Hannibal’s Mads Mikkelsen Eats ‘Arctic’ Threats for Breakfast!

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Mads Mikkelsen has already achieved one impossible feat: reinventing Anthony Hopkins’ Oscar-winning role as Hannibal Lecter as an even more terrifying and memorable villain. Now…he faces polar bears and nature’s wrath in Bleeker Street’s Arctic.

Mikkelsen plays an airplane crash survivor who must risk his life on a perilious journey across the arctic in search of rescue. The film is slated for release on Feb. 1.

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2019
01.02

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Anita Briem first stole our pervy little hearts in the extremely underrated 2008 Brendan Fraser hit Journey to the Center of the Earth. The Icelandic stunner played the film’s female lead, Hannah Ásgeirsson, a sexy and ass-kicking guide who takes Fraser on the adventure of a lifetime.

Now, a little more than a decade later, Briem returns in Zombeavers director Jordan Rubin’s new horror-comedy The Drone—about a newlywed couple tormented by a sentient drone driven by the sinister urges of a serial killer. Briem plays a sexy neighbor.

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2019
01.02

Jessica Rothe Is Bikini Ready In ‘Happy Death Day 2U’

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Blumhouse and Universal Pictures have released a new trailer for Happy Death Day 2U, a sequel to its hit doom-loop thriller about a college student reliving the day of her murder and attempting to identify the masked killer responsible.

Set to release Feb. 2019, Happy Death Day 2U will reveal the mystery behind the time loop while delving into time travel. Christopher Landon returns to helm with star Jessica Rothe reprising her role—and showing off a killer bikini bod!

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2019
01.02

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Netflix has set a July 4 premiere date for season three of its hit original series “Stranger Things.” The highly anticpated show wrapped filming some time ago, but its creators are making us wait because we rightfully hated the horrible seventh episode (”The Lost Sister”) of an otherwise stellar season two.

That’s our theory anyway and, yes, we’re pulling it out of our ass. Regardless of why the long wait, we most likely will forgive once the action starts and we find ourselves with the gang battling the evils of the upside down. Speaking of which…peep the thrilling new teaser premiered during New Year’s Eve.

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2019
01.01

The Hottest Nude Acting Performances In Horror 2018!

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The very best in female nude acting is once again celebrated in Clatto’s list of The 5 Hottest Nude Acting Performances of 2018. There were plenty of impactful nude roles for women this year that captured our hearts, imagination, and balls.

We salute these nude thespians and welcome you to comment, complain, and/or contribute in the comments. And, peep our lists for 2017, 2016, 2015, and 2014.

5. MADELINE BREWER – CAM

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Madeline Brewer plays a webcam girl who discovers a doppelgänger has taken over her show and online persona in CAM. Rather than get a real job, she sets out to solve the mystery. Brewer’s portrayal of a hot young woman desperately trying to avoid responsibility is so spot on it’s difficult to care for the misguided hooker. Fortunately, her boobs are nice enough to root for!

4. YVONNE STRAHOVSKI – THE HANDMAID’S TALE

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Imagine a society where women have no rights and live solely as the property of men. That is the happy concept behind Hulu’s feel-good series “The Handmaid’s Tale,” a small screen adaptation of Margaret Atwood’s delightful fairy tale…we kid!!!

Yvonne Strahovski stole the show this year with an episode that finds her sweet bottom mercilessly whipped by her husband for disobeying his wishes. Making the performance hotter…Yvonne describes it as “devastating to film. It was a real feeling of degradation that came over me as we shot that.”

Yes, we’re aware the scene isn’t nude…but the 2019 Emmy nominated performance is so gripping and disturbingly hot it transcends nudity and takes you straight to post climax guilt.

3. RILEY KEOUGH – THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT

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Elvis Presley’s granddaughter has had us itching like a man on a fuzzy tree since we peeped her in Mad Max: Fury Road and Starz’s “The Girlfriend Experience.” This year, she shook us up as the hot, unfortunate victim of a brutal serial killer in Lars Von Trier’s The House That Jack Built.

Keough plays a girl who doesn’t believe Jack when he tells her that he’s a killer…not until he’s got her topless and plotting her demise!

2. JACQUELINE WRIGHT – EAT ME

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Writer and actor Jacqueline Wright plays a hot and suicidal cougar who experiences rape, sodomy, golden showers, puppy-play, and just about all kinds of degradation at the hands of a grimey home invader, who’s surprised to discover she’s more fucked up than he is! Adding heat to this performance is the fact that all the perverse lunacy on display sprung from Wright’s mind—the film is an adaptation of her play!

1. DICHEN LACHMAN – ALTERED CARBON

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Dichen Lachman made her nude debut this year on Netflix’s dystopian sci-fi series “Altered Carbon,” in which people can live forever so long as they can afford to upload their persona to clones and/or storage satellites.

Lachman goes completely nude for a sword fight between her character, Reileen Kawahara, and Martha Higareda’s Det. Kristin Ortega with the help of eight additional hot and nude female clones!

2018
12.30

The Ten Sexiest Horror Films of 2018!

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Happy New Year! It’s time to look back at the films that scared us stiff in more ways than one in 2018. Lesbians ruled the year, which is always a great thing! There were also webcam girls, clones, ballet dancers, corpses, sorority girls, and busty demons!

Comment, complain, and contribute below. Don’t forget to check out our lists for 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016 and 2017.

10. LIZZIE

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Filmmakers have taken multiple swings at the Lizzie Borden story, but an adaptation has never been more intriguing to our penis than screenwriter Bryce Kass’ lesbian take on the 1892 hatchet murders of Andrew and Abby Borden by their daughter, Lizzie.

Chloe Sevigny (”American Horror Story”) is Lizzie Borden and Kristen Stewart (Twilight) plays her lover and family maid Bridget Sullivan. Lizzie is in her thirties and unwed and just a total outcast. She falls for Bridget quick and the two start a hot and heavy romance that soon leads them to plot the demise of Lizzie’s domineering parents—which they carry out ass-naked!

Stewart remains an okay actress, but is definately in fine form here. Sevigny suffers from a bad case of butterface, which hinders the eroticism some, but there’s no denying her tight little body.

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09. A SIMPLE FAVOR

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Blake Lively (The Shallows) stars alongside Anna Kendrick (Twilight Saga) in A Simple Favor, a dark comedic thriller based on the novel by Darcey Bell and adapted for the big screen by screenwriter Jessica Sharzer (”American Horror Story”) and director Paul Feig (Bridesmaids).

Lively plays Emily, a hot milf and fashion industry publicist who mysteriously disappears after asking new friend and mommy vlogger Stephanie, played by Kendrick, to pick up her kid from school. Before going MIA, however, Emily gets Stephanie to confess she fucked her owned brother and shares a hot lesbian kiss with her.

The film is a total fun ride with some very twisted turns and, most importantly for this list, plenty of sensuality/sexuality from Lively, whose body just won’t quit.

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08. THE ROW

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Tanya Mityushina, reality TV star Lala Kent (Vanderpump Rules), tween star Mia Frampton (”Make It or Break It”), and model-turned-actress Sarah McDaniel — best known as Playboy’s first non-nude cover-girl — are some of the stunners featured in Lionsgate’s new sorority slasher The Row.

They play insanely hot sorority sisters caught in a serial killer’s murder spree during the arrival of a new pledge at their university. Regrettably there’s no nudity in the film, but its surplus of hot babes earns it a spot on our esteemed list anyway.

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07. HELLRAISER: JUDGMENT

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Hellraiser: Judgement, the tenth entry in the popular Hellraiser franchise spawned by Clive Barker’s titillating and terrifying novella, “The Hellbound Heart,” is the kind of sexy that just ain’t pretty. This is strictly for those who enjoy their cheap thrills dirty!

The film follows three detectives sucked into a Cenobite hell while on the trail of a sadistic serial killer. The search leads one of them to an abandon house that serves as a portal to hell, where we begin to meet Pinheads new crew of degenerate demons and minions.

Most strokeworthy are Andi Leah Powers, Mary Kathryn Bryant & Valerie Sharp as the house’s topless big, beautifully titted and butt-baring judges, who swallow sins and/or are sprayed with victim blood! It’s gruesome, but boner-inducing mayhem. There’s a couple of other hotties in the movie and even a topless fat chick for lovers of BBW.

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06. THE POSSESSION OF HANNAH GRACE

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The Possession of Hannah Grace stars Shay Mitchell as a former cop so hot she could easily be one of those lady officers fired by the department for going nude in Hustler or posting thong pics on Instagram. Here, however, she takes a gig as a morgue assistant on the graveyard shift to get a new start and cease her hard drinking ways. That’s when she meets sexy cadaver Hannah Grace and gets us pumped for some lesbo necrophilia ala Neon Demon.

Unfortunately, the filmmakers take a more traditional route and have Hannah terrorize our hot cop throughout her first night on the gig. Shay’s good looks command attention and keep one’s eye pinned to her when she’s onscreen regardless of what’s happening.

Newcomer Kirby Johnson as Hannah Grace makes for quite an alluring corpse. Strategic lighting regrettably keeps Johnson’s nudity far from being graphic, but her tight, slim figure, pale skin, bright blue eyes, and jittery movements make her absolutely fuckable! She may be dead, but you’ll be the one getting stiff!

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05. SUSPIRIA

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Suspiria, a remake of Dario Argento’s 1977 classic by director Luca Guadagnino (Call Me by Your Name) and writer David Kajganich (The Invasion), features full blown nudity from sexy lead actress Dakota Johnson (Fifty Shades of Grey) and toplessness from Mia Goth (Cure for Wellness).The film is bonkers and quite gory so arousal is challenging, but not nearly as tough as getting through the Fifty Shades saga for a peek at Johnson’s goodies.

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04. COMPULSION

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Analeigh Tipton is an erotica novelist who hooks up with an ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend Marta Gastini while on a book tour in Europe in the psycho-sexual thriller Compulsion. Tipton’s character immediately falls for Gastini’s and the two start clam-smacking almost as quickly—lots of nude boobs and butts follow!

Tipton soon finds herself with them at a castle owned by a dangerous cult on the brink of sinister actions. Thankfully, it takes awhile to hinder the nudity. Tipton and Gastini are both extremely attractive and make this a must-stroke must-see.

03. CAM

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Madeline Brewer (”Handmaid’s Tale”) plays a webcam girl who wakes to find a doppelgänger has taken over her show and online persona in Blumhouse’s CAM. Rather than taking that as a sign to reconnect with her family and get a real job, she attempts to solve the mystery to avoid hard work and responsibility at all cost!

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02. ELIZABETH HARVEST

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Elizabeth Harvest stars supermodel-turned-actress Abbey Lee (Dark Tower) as a young, beautiful wife who discovers her brilliant and wealthy scientist husband (Ciaran Hinds) has a secret lab in their home, where he creates and destroys clones of his ex-wife Elizabeth, who happens to look just like her! Lee goes full-frontal and also shares a nude scene with longtime stunner, and no stranger to nude acting, Carla Gugino, who plays her husband’s research partner.

Elizabeth Harvest is written and directed by Sebastian Gutierrez, who also wrote and helmed hilarious sex comedies Women In Trouble and Elektra Luxx, both starring Gugino.

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01. EAT ME

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Eat Me is the inspiring love story about a woman who on the night of her suicide attempt meets a sexually deranged home invader who rapes and torments her until they fall in love…well, that’s how we like to see it anyway. We’re romantics.

Jacqueline Wright plays the hot troubled cougar who, in addition to rape, experiences sodomy, golden showers, puppy-play, degradation, and a variety of non consensual foreplay—basically all the stuff we’re online for most of our waking lives! And, then, his buddy shows up!

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