2015
04.18

Holy Superhero Showdowns! It’s the ‘Batman Vs. Superman’ Trailer!

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Warner Bros. has released the first official trailer for Zach Snyder and screenwriter David S. Goyer’s Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice, a followup to the duo’s 2013 blockbuster Man of Steel that pits the son of Jor-El against suspicious humans and the Batman.

Henry Cavill reprises his role as Superman and Ben Affleck plays the Dark Knight. Co-stars include Amy Adams as Lois Lane, Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor, Jeremy Irons as Alfred, Jason Momoa as Aquaman, and Gal Gadot as a flat-chested Wonder Woman.

Plot is intriguing, but not sure I’m feeling that Batman mask. And, where is Matt Damon as Robin? To be fair, with the exception of Mad Max: Fury Road, it’s pretty hard to hold a candle to the new Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer.

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2015
04.18

Han Solo & Chewie Are Home in New ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Trailer!

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Disney has released a new teaser for J.J. Abrams’ Star Wars: The Force Awakens and reaction is overwhelmingly positive and emotional. If you grew up on Star Wars, you’ll probably get teary-eyed so make sure you’re alone or have a plausible excuse for weeping like someone whose Rancor was just killed.

The teaser kicks off strong with narration from Luke Skywalker. Sure, we know Luke is in the movie, but to hear that voice is pretty exciting. For the next two minutes, the smile on your face will only grow wider as the familiar and the new mix, promising the greatest film ever. Ever!

And… it all ends with a glimpse at old friends.

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2015
04.17

Porn Star Tanya Tate Aims High w/ Horror Debut ‘Evil Bong 420′

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British porn star Tanya Tate makes her fright film debut in Full Moon Features Evil Bong 420, the fourth sequel in its decade old horror-comedy franchise from director Charles Band. Set to release April 20, the flick is set in a topless bowling alley where supernatural occurrences are at an all-time high.

Tate plays a patron of the bowling alley looking to strike up some topless fun. Those who have seen Tate’s work in Big MILF Juggs 3, Tits Ahoy 10, and Big Tits at School know she was born to play the part. Posted below is a promo clip from the movie, showcasing Tate and her natural talents.

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2015
04.15

Get Psyched: Olivia Munn Joins ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’

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Geek goddess Olivia Munn (Ghost Tits) has been tapped by Bryan Singer to play big-boobed, telepathic ninja-assassin Psylocke in Marvel’s X-Men: Apocalypse. She joins franchise newcomers Sophie Turner (Jean Grey), Tye Sheridan (Cyclops), and Kodi Smit-McPhee (Nightcrawler).

Slated for release May 27, 2016, X-Men: Apocalypse is set in the 80’s and finds our lovable mutants facing off against an ancient evil mutant named Apocalypse. Production begins this month with Jennifer Lawrence (Mystique), Michael Fassbender (Magneto), and James McVoy (Charles Xavier) returning.

Munn is coming off the ridiculous exorcism thriller Deliver Us From Evil. She is best known for her hosting shenanigans on G4’s “Attack of the Show,” starring in HBO’s “The Newsroom,” and going topless in the male-stripper dramedy Magic Mike.

2015
04.14

‘Terminator: Genisys’ Is Back w/ a New Trailer!

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Paramount Pictures has released a new trailer for Terminator: Genisys, a new entry in the blockbuster franchise that finds “Game of Thrones” star Emilia Clarke playing iconic heroine Sarah Conner and Arnold Schwarzenegger back as the T-800.

Jason Clarke (Zero Dark Thirty) plays John Connor, Sarah’s son and humanity’s last hope in the battle against the machines. He sends Kyle Reese from the apocalyptic future of 2029 to Wham-era 1984 to keep his mother alive. When Kyle arrives, he discovers time has been reset.

There’s also something wrong with John.

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2015
04.12

Get Your Vulcan Grip Ready: ‘Kingsman’s’ Sofia Boutella Joins ‘Star Trek 3′

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Kingsman’s femme fatal Sofia Boutella is set to join the cast of Star Trek 3 in an undisclosed leading role. Fast & Furious franchise director Justin Lin helms the new sequel, starring returning players Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana, Anton Yelchin, Karl Urban and Simon Peg, who co-penned the script.

No word if Boutella’s character is friend or foe in the Bad Robot produced film, but those of us who enjoyed Boutella’s sexy turn as a deadly assassin with blades for feet in Matthew Vaughn’s Kingsman: The Secret Service are hopeful for a Boutella/Saldana showdown on a planet made of mud… or Jello.

Boutella is a professional dancer-turned-actress soon to be seen in Vertigo Releasing’s Monsters: Dark Continent, a sequel to Godzilla director Gareth Edwards’ acclaimed 2010 feature film debut Monsters. Star Trek 3 is slated to open July 8, 2016.

2015
04.11

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IFC Midnight has released a trailer for writer/director Tom Six’s The Human Centipede: Final Sequence. The new sequel is set in a men’s prison and features a 500-person centipede. As off-putting as an ass-to-mouth daisy chain of dudes is to us, the visual on the prison yard is as fucking amazing as it’s disturbing.

Franchise villains Dieter Laser (Dr. Heiter of Human Centipede: First Sequence) and Laurence R. Harvey (Martin of Human Centipede: Full Sequence) star as prison warden Bill Boss and his right-hand Dwight. Together they implement the human centipede program to keep rioting and insubordinate inmates in line.

Co-stars include Eric Roberts as a state governor and ex-porn star and Charlie Sheen goddess Bree Olson. The Human Centipede: Final Sequence arrives in theaters and VOD May 22.

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2015
04.10

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Nothing in life is more painful than when a woman leaves you… without a kidney. Jean-Claude Van Damme suffers just that in eOne Entertainment’s new thriller Pound of Flesh. Directed by Ernie Barbarash, the film stars Van Damme as a lethal black-ops agent on the trail of his stolen kidney in China.

Irish newcomer Charlotte Peters (pictured) makes her movie debut in Pound of Flesh as the woman who gets Van Damme’s kidney taken during his trip to China to donate it to his dying niece. The flick arrives on VOD and iTunes on May 15.

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2015
04.09

That Slipknot Looking Killer Is Back in ‘Sinister 2′

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If the thought of Slipknot guitarist Mick Thomson possessing your bratty kids to murder your family frightens you, you’re in for a treat as Focus Features prepares to release Sinister 2 in theaters Aug. 21. The sequel to the 2012 Blumhouse hit finds the evil specter Bughuul tormenting a mom and her twin boys.

I liked the first Sinister film up until the whole silly kid reveal. Kids are stupid… and the ones in Sinister aren’t even close to being as creepy as the ones in Children of the Corn or Will and Jada Smith’s family. And, come on, the bad guy seriously looks like a dude wearing a $20 Slipknot mask!

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2015
04.08

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A May 22 theatrical and VOD release date has been announced for writer and director Tom Six’s The Human Centipede: Final Sequence. The new sequel is set in a men’s prison and will feature a 500-person centipede… that’s a lot of man ass.

Franchise villains Dieter Laser (Dr. Heiter of Human Centipede: First Sequence) and Laurence R. Harvey (copycat killer Martin of Human Centipede: Full Sequence) return to the fold and are joined by B-movie stalwart Eric Roberts. How ex-porn star Bree Olson (pictured) fits in the mix remains to be seen.

EW scored the official synopsis:

Bully prison warden Bill Boss (Laser), leading a big state prison in the US of A, has a lot of problems; his prison statistically has the highest amount of prison riots, medical costs and staff turnover in the country. But foremost he is unable to get the respect he thinks he deserves from his inmates and the state Governor (Roberts).

He constantly fails in experimenting with different ideas for the ideal punishment to get the inmates in line, which drives him, together with the sizzling heat, completely insane. Under threats of termination by the Governor, his loyal right hand man Dwight (Harvey) comes up with a brilliant idea.

A revolutionary idea which could change the American prison system for good and save billions of dollars. An idea based on the notorious Human Centipede movies, that will literally and figuratively get the inmates on their knees, creating the ultimate punishment and deterrent for anyone considering a life of crime. Having nothing to lose, Bill and Dwight create a jaw-dropping 500-person prison centipede.