I was always under the impression that Elle magazine was a sophisticated glamor magazine for women and not the kind of rag you jerk off to in the toilet. Well, judging from its upcoming March 2010 issue featuring slender brunette stunner Olivia Wilde, I was wrong.

The 25-year old star of Disney’s upcoming reboot Tron: Legacy and director Jon Favreau’s Cowboys & Aliens strikes some pretty provocative poses, including one on all fours with her ass in the air (pictured above), commonly known as the “Face Down, Ass Up; That’s the Way We Like to Fuck.”

The following photos aren’t as stroke-worthy, but they’ll get you out of a pinch if nothing else is handy.

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