The first official full-length trailer for Robert Rodriguez’s Predators has hit the web (courtesy of IGN). The clip introduces the cast and shows some quick shots of the Predators and their wolf-like pets.
Take a look:
Predators is directed by Nimrod Antal and stars Adrien Brody, Laurence Fishburne, Walton Goggins, Topher Grace, Alice Braga, and everyone’s favorite Mexi-can Danny Trejo. To see a BTS clip with producer Robert Rodriguez, go here.
Former porn chick Satine Phoenix (pictured above) and her sex worker friends can be seen playing a dumb-downed version of Dungeons & Dragons on their new web-based reality show “I Hit It with My Axe,” hosted by website The Escapist.
While the idea of watching girls with DD’s playing D&D is geek-genius, the sad reality is these chicks are of the Janeane Garofalo-meets-your-sister’s-tattooed-dyke-cellmate variety. Personally, I’m gonna hold out for a Candyland show featuring the Digital Playground babes.
If funding can be found, indie-director Gorman Bechard’s One Night Stand could join John Wildman’s Stripped and Anchor Bay’s I Spit On Your Grave remake as upcoming girl-on-guy revenge-thrillers guaranteed to make a man’s balls retract in horror.
Peep the trailer:
The film’s synopsis reads:
ONE NIGHT STAND tells the story of Ophelia, a young woman seemingly using sex with strangers to ease the loneliness in her life. But after going home with Jake she finds herself at the wrong end of a one night stand. Discovering that she has been secretly videotaped for a popular voyeuristic porn site, she turns the tables on her pickup, holding him captive in his own bedroom, making him live through the same indignities he’s inflicted on his video subjects, brutalizing him and his friends, as she ultimately decides if he should live or die. And he ultimately discovers he’s brought home the wrong girl.
One Night Stand stars Lynn Mancinelli and Alex Brown. The film is set to begin shooting in the summer. To see the uncensored T&A heavy trailer, visit the film’s website.
If you’d like a chance to trick people into bed by telling them you’re a producer, you can contribute to project’s funding here.
Hollywood’s hardest working Mexi-can Danny Trejo (Predators, From Dusk Till Dawn) plays a double-crossed assassin out to kill the honkies that set him up and left him for dead in Robert Rodriguez’s upcoming grindhouse-actioner Machete.
The 65-year-old actor tells IGN:
It is going to be awesome. We duplicate scenes from the trailer in the movie. What that movie has is the three B’s, what I like to call the three B’s. And what that is is babes, bullets and blood.
And then it’s got machetes, too. The film takes off from the trailer and then it just gets so over the top. I dive out of a window on a guy’s guts. It’s really just unbelievable.
I think the movie really lives up to the trailer. I’m really, really proud of it.
The star-studded film’s cast includes Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba (playing masturbating identical twins), Michelle Rodriguez, Rose McGowen, Cheech Marin, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson, and a topless Lindsay Lohan.
Machete is based on the faux-trailer featured in the 2007 Rodriguez/Quentin Tarantino collaboration Grindhouse.
Filmmaker Richard O’Sullivan will most likely never have a career like Oscar-winner Steven Soderbergh, but that doesn’t mean he can’t afford to pay for a girlfriend experience of his own. The indie writer/director has hired porn star Sasha Grey to blow him for six weeks star as a bible-thumping virgin in his upcoming straight-to-DVD survival-slasher Hallows.
Sullivan gushes to Horror Squad:
Hallows basically takes the standard kids-in-the-woods-running-from-a-killer genre and flips it on its ear. I’m less interested in gore-for-the-sake-of-gore than the psychology behind the characters and how they react to what happens.
That’s why we’re happy to be working with Sasha. She’s more interested in the psychology behind the action than just the action itself. That’s what she conveys in her work in the adult genre and that’s what we’re going for in this film.
I’m not one to lick the stripes off another person’s candy cane, but sometimes sucking Negro balls on video for money is just a way to pay the rent while avoiding real work and responsibility. Just ask your moms if you don’t believe me.
Grey’s esteemed creds include Soderbergh’s The Girlfriend Experience, Cum Fart Cocktails 5, Craven Moorehead’s White Chicks Gettin’ Black Balled, Cum Buckets 8, Face Invaders 4, and the Alice in Wonderland parody Malice in Lalaland.
Something is going very wrong with our vampire hunters. First, Corey Haim bit the big one. Now, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” star Nicholas Brendan has been tased and arrested by police after vandalizing a Venice, California neighborhood during a drunken rampage.
Brendan reportedly swung at authorities when approached over the disturbance this morning. He then attempted to flee on foot and was tased twice. The 38-year-old actor has beene charged with felony vandalism and was being held earlier today on $20,000 bail.
Brendan played lovable dork Xander on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” from 1997 to 2003. The show’s cancellation drove a stake through Brendan’s career, leaving him to rot in straight-to-DVD flicks and stage productions such as The Santaland Diaries (pictured above).
Sigourney Weaver has signed on to star opposite Alicia Silverstone and Krysten Ritter in writer/director Amy Heckerling’s vampire rom-com Vamps. Weaver will play the vampire queen responsible for turning Silverstone and Ritter’s characters into bloodsuckers.
I’m not sure what’s brought on Hollywood’s fascination with the older woman/younger girl dynamic (see Amanda Seyfried Dykes Out with Julianne Moore), but I’m digging it—although, not so much in this case.
Vamps centers on two New York based BFF vampires (Silverstone, Ritter) whose friendship and immortality is threaten when they each discover love. The film reunites Silverstone with her Clueless director.
Vamps is slated to begin production in April.
Actress Rose McGowan and her perky breasts have joined Rachel Nichols and her gorgeous jugs in director Marcus Nispel’s upcoming Conan the Barbarian remake for Nu Image/Millennium Films. McGowan is cast as an evil witch.
McGowan played a good witch on the long-running WB series “Charmed” and was set to star as Red Sonja in Robert Rodriguez’s long-delayed adaptation of the Conan spinoff.
Shooting on the Conan got underway on Monday in Sofia, Bulgaria. The film costars Stephen Lang as the villainous Khalar Singh, Ron Pearlman as Conan’s father, and Jason Momoa (“Stargate Atlantis”) as Conan.
Lionsgate will handle U.S. distribution.
Twilight’s Kristen Stewart is in talks to star opposite Julianne Moore in director Bart Freundlich’s recently announced apocalyptic thriller Backwoods. The film is currently in its casting stage, but is set to begin shooting in summer.
Freundlich is Moore’s husband of seven years. They met on the set of his 1997 dramedy The Myth of the Fingerprints. Interestingly enough, Freundlich also shot a 13-year-old Stewart in the 2004 family flick Catch That Kid.
Hmm. Sounds to me like someone’s been biding their time to get into Stewart’s now 19-year-old ass. What other reason could there be? The girl has zero personality and screen presence. It’s a shame you can’t buy talent at Hot Topic.
Film Koncept Scandinavia has released the first full-length trailer for its upcoming survival frightener Mara, starring Scandinavian Playboy model Angelica Jansson and a drop-dead gorgeous cast of hot nude Swedish babes.
(To see semi-nude photos of Jansson, click here.)
Peep the trailer:
If hot naked Swedes in peril aren’t enough to earn your rental dollar, then check out the film’s official synopsis:
Jenny (Angelica Jansson) is a young woman with a dark past. During her childhood she witnessed something terrifying that scarred her for life. Now, ten years later years later, Jenny has created a new life of her own.
In the last days of summer, in the deep, dark woods of Sweden, Jenny and four friends gather in a cozy cottage for a weekend of partying, fun and relaxation. This abruptly ends when Jenny wakes up in the morning to find herself alone in the cottage. Thinking that her friends are playing a prank on her she goes searching for them- but they are gone without a trace. Yet, where would they go in the middle of the woods? And why is the car still parked out front? Jenny spends a torturous day waiting for her friends to return.
As darkness once again engulfs the cottage, Jenny must face the fact that she has been left alone. In the darkness. In the middle of nowhere. Or has she? Is she really all alone? No. SomeTHING is out there in the woods. A ghost, perhaps. Or a creature. Or somebody from Jenny’s frightening past. As the night grows darker, shadowy figures haunt the cottage. Unrecognizable voices whisper Jenny’s name. Nightmares come to life. Is Jenny losing her mind? Evil closes in as the story reaches its blood-soaked, twisted conclusion.
Mara is produced by Fredrik Hedberg, Jacob Kondrup and Åke Gustafsson. No word on a release date yet.
In the meantime, enjoy the following Jansson BTS shots:
