2010
07.07

VH1’s ‘Scream Queens 2’ is a Reality Show for Your Cock!

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VH1 has released an action-packed, shriek-heavy trailer for its upcoming reality show “Scream Queens 2.” Hosted by actress Jaime King (My Bloody Valentine 3-D), acting coach John Homa, and genre director Tim Sullivan (2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams), the show will once again pit 10 sexy wannabe starlets against each other in horror-inspired challenges for a chance to win a speaking role in Saw 7.

Check it out:

“Scream Queens” debuted in October of 2008 and was originally hosted by Homa, director James Gunn (Slither), and Saw’s Shawnee Smith. Acting novice Tanedra Howard dominated the season and went on to win a memorably gruesome part in last year’s criminally overlooked Saw 6.

“Scream Queens 2” premieres on VH1 on August 2 at 10 p.m.

2010
07.07

Universal Studios Hollywood & Rob Zombie Want You to Make a Horror Movie!

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Universal Studios Hollywood and director/rocker Rob Zombie are urging all aspiring horror filmmakers to enter their scariest short in the “Halloween Horror Nights – Rob Zombie Film Competition.” The winner will have their film premiere on Chiller TV, collect a $1000, and receive a trip for two to the opening night of Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios Hollywood.

Entries must be submitted on DVD and be anywhere from 90-seconds to 3-minutes long (sorry, guys, sex videos with your wife/girlfriend don’t count, no matter how short and frightening).

To find out all the important info and rules, check out the press release:

The “Halloween Horror Nights – Rob Zombie Film Competition” offers filmmakers an opportunity to have their scariest short film judged by a panel led by the multi-media horror auteur, rewarded with a premiere showing on Chiller TV, a posting on SyFy.com, a $1,000 cash prize and a trip for two to the opening night of Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios Hollywood.

Contest entries will be accepted from July 7 through August 14, 2010. Prospective filmmakers are invited to submit short films from 90 seconds to three minutes in length on DVD (two copies of each film must be submitted). Selected films will be judged by Rob Zombie, members of Universal Studios Hollywood’s “Halloween Horror Nights” team and horror industry professionals. Criteria will be storytelling skill, originality and the degree of a “good scare.” The top 10 shorts will be posted online at Halloween Horror Nights from September 3–17, 2010 for public voting.

The winning film will be announced on September 17. In addition to the prize and the broadcast of the film, the winning filmmaker will be honored in front of celebrities, studio executives and media at the Eyegore Awards ceremony, which will kick off the 2010 Halloween Horror Nights event at Universal Studios Hollywood.

Entries should be sent to “Halloween Horror Nights – Rob Zombie Film Competition,” 100 Universal City Plaza, Building 5511, Universal City, CA 91608.

2010
07.07

Anna Faris Nude Photos Leaked Online? Get the Skinny Now!

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What are thought to be nude photos of actress Anna Feris on the set of her new rom-com What’s Your Number? have been circulating the web faster than your sister’s upskirt pics. Reps for the Scary Movie star say that the naked girl in the shots is not Faris, but her body double.

I believe the reps because Feris, who has never done a nude scene on camera and has seen her career skyrocket after 2008’s The House Bunny, won’t need to show her pink sink until the only call on her agent’s machine is from Dimension Films looking to cast Scary Movie 20.

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So, until then, let’s just roll with the fantasy and pretend Faris is a dirty little slut who would totally bang you if you were an extra on the set … an extra with a big cock and lots of cocaine.

2010
07.07

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Disney held the world premiere for Jerry Bruckheimer’s The Sorcerer’s Apprentice yesterday at the New Amsterdam Theatre in New York City. Joining producers Jerry and Linda Bruckheimer on the red carpet were director JonTurteltaub and stars Nicolas Cage, Jay Baruchel, Teresa Palmer, and Alfred Molina.

To my penis’ discontent, Monica Bellucci, who plays Sorceress Veronica in the film, was nowhere to be seen.

"Where's Bellucci, dude?"

"Where's Bellucci, dude?"

Other celebs spotted at the event included veteran actress Helen Mirren, new Twilight Saga star Xavier Samuel, New York mayor Michael Bloomberg, Laura Michelle Kelly, “Top Chef Masters” host Kelly Choi, and a guy in a Mickey Mouse costume who was probably there to get close to Sorcerer’s 12-year-old actors Peyton List and Robert Capron.