Avatar sucked blue donkey dicks, but Stephen Lang’s portrayal of ethically-challenged Colonel Quaritch was a fun kick in the balls. Not surprisingly, the 57-year-old actor is being offered the villainous role of Khalar Singh in director Marcus Nispel’s Conan the Barbarian reboot.

Conan the Barbarian is set to start shooting in Bulgaria on March 15 with Jason Momoa (“Stargate Atlantis”) in the lead role of Conan and Mickey Rourke as Corin, the barbarian’s father.