A lucky group of prepubescent kids got an eyeful of awesome 3-D torture-porn while attending a friend’s birthday party at the Showcase Cinemas in Revere, Mass. The children and their parents had gone to the theater to see DreamWorks’ animated family film Megamind, but instead were exposed to a string of R-rated previews and the opening kill sequence of Lionsgate’s Saw 3-D.

Spokespeople for the theater have expressed their regret over the accident and offered parents a free child’s ticket to see any movie of their choosing. The gesture, however, has not been enough to placate Dolph Rau, an upset father of a seven-year-old pussy who is now too scared to go to the movies.

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C’mon, you telling me that guy’s kid isn’t already living some kind of hillbilly horror show? Unless Rau is prepping a lawsuit that will have him up to his flipped ball cap in NASCAR tickets and Coors six packs, I think he should take his kid back to see Saw 3-D to ensure the child grows some hair on his nuts.

In these gay-fueled days of “Glee” and Justin Bieber, it’s important to expose our boys to manly interests such as horror and sex. If seven-year-old boys are complaining about violence in movies, nudity in comics, and getting blown by their hot 30-year-old female teachers, then we have already lost the battle.

If you’re dad, do your part. Skip Megamind. Take your kids to Saw 3-D. It’s the right thing to do.